In this episode I sit down with Isaiah Pichardo, an Austin comedian, as he tells me his journey in finding standup comedy and how it inspires him. Sitting down with Isaiah was a wonderful example of hearing about the grind. Isaiah will be outside "barking," which is advertising a comedy show outside the club to get more patrons inside, and go onto whichever stage he can to get some time behind the mic. His ambition and tenacity really come through and show what it’s like for newer comedians getting into a scene. This was such a fun and hilarious episode; I know you will enjoy it! Thank you so much for coming on the show, Isaiah! - Trey
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00:00:48 --> 00:00:50 I don't care about phones or nothing like that
00:00:50 --> 00:00:51 It's just kind of like it just kind of pisses
00:00:51 --> 00:00:53 me off because sometimes mine just goes like
00:00:53 --> 00:00:57 crazy I always forget to turn off my my app notifications.
00:00:57 --> 00:01:00 Yeah, you know like bing bing. Yeah started talking
00:01:00 --> 00:01:02 It's like dang that was a good clip and yeah,
00:01:02 --> 00:01:04 right fucking I'll be like goddamn pet smart
00:01:04 --> 00:01:08 son of a bitch Why the fuck are you always reaching
00:01:08 --> 00:01:11 me like no dude? Yeah, it's like dude. It is
00:01:11 --> 00:01:13 like an algorithm thing I think I think they
00:01:13 --> 00:01:15 literally hear hear that you're like, oh wait,
00:01:15 --> 00:01:20 he's got friends over That's potential. Advertisement.
00:01:20 --> 00:01:23 He's doing the podcast. Let's advertise PetSmart.
00:01:24 --> 00:01:28 Oh, just got a clip. Petco don't care about your
00:01:28 --> 00:01:33 pets, ho. We don't care, dude. We gotta do this
00:01:33 --> 00:01:37 shit smart, homie. Because we're fucking PetSmart,
00:01:37 --> 00:01:39 dude. Look, you see? Oh my god, it just went
00:01:39 --> 00:01:41 off again. It just went fucking off again, see?
00:01:41 --> 00:01:44 It's like those little bastards, man. They know,
00:01:44 --> 00:01:47 dude. They know, dude. It's crazy. Like, it's
00:01:47 --> 00:01:49 really fucking... It's almost scary sometimes.
00:01:50 --> 00:01:52 You know? You'll just be bringing something up
00:01:52 --> 00:01:54 and then somebody's like, dude, I was talking
00:01:54 --> 00:01:58 about Dracula flow. Dracula flow? You haven't
00:01:58 --> 00:02:00 seen that? No, what is that? Oh, dude, it's amazing.
00:02:00 --> 00:02:04 It's a YouTube little series. There's a few clips
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00:02:09 --> 00:02:13 up as Dracula just doing like rap... bars that
00:02:13 --> 00:02:17 are ridiculous. He's like, Dracula Flow? Yeah,
00:02:17 --> 00:02:19 I'm writing it down. Yeah, you gotta watch it.
00:02:19 --> 00:02:24 It is one of the funniest series ever. Dracula
00:02:24 --> 00:02:26 Flow, okay. Yeah. Man, I'm still like, I wanna
00:02:26 --> 00:02:29 do the whole like, you know, pull it up Jamie
00:02:29 --> 00:02:31 thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to do,
00:02:31 --> 00:02:33 I don't know how they do that, to be honest with
00:02:33 --> 00:02:35 you. You gotta have a second guy probably. Yeah,
00:02:35 --> 00:02:38 maybe, I don't know. To save you time and, you
00:02:38 --> 00:02:39 know. Yeah, something like that, man. I don't
00:02:39 --> 00:02:41 know, but Dracula Flow. So, like, why have you
00:02:41 --> 00:02:43 been watching Dracula Flow? Just because he's
00:02:43 --> 00:02:45 funny or just...? Yeah, it was a couple years
00:02:45 --> 00:02:49 ago. It's rumored that, you know who Filthy Frank
00:02:49 --> 00:02:54 is? No. Dang, dude. Is that another YouTube feller?
00:02:54 --> 00:02:56 Another YouTube guy. He's old, though. He was,
00:02:56 --> 00:03:00 like, ten years ago. Filthy Frank. Filthy Frank.
00:03:01 --> 00:03:03 And he became an artist named Joji, and he's
00:03:03 --> 00:03:06 a great artist. It's rumored that he was the
00:03:06 --> 00:03:08 one that, like... was behind it all, but it's
00:03:08 --> 00:03:11 not on his pages. But yeah, I mean, these guys
00:03:11 --> 00:03:13 will pop up. Yeah. Yeah, now they will. Because
00:03:13 --> 00:03:15 we're talking about them. Because we're fucking
00:03:15 --> 00:03:17 talking about them. You ever seen that Pete Holmes
00:03:17 --> 00:03:19 thing where Pete Holmes like came out and I think
00:03:19 --> 00:03:22 he was like yelling like Viagra or something
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00:03:24 --> 00:03:28 now your algorithms are all fucked up. That's
00:03:28 --> 00:03:30 funny. I haven't seen that. That's good. That's
00:03:30 --> 00:03:32 good. Yeah, dude, like all the talk that I see
00:03:32 --> 00:03:35 like about like blue chew and shit I get like
00:03:35 --> 00:03:37 fucking blue chew like all over the place like
00:03:37 --> 00:03:39 on my fucking phone I'm like, I don't even I
00:03:39 --> 00:03:42 never I've never looked it up. Yeah, like ever
00:03:42 --> 00:03:44 but it's like they went like, oh this guy's like
00:03:44 --> 00:03:48 40 so Let's go ahead and throw him some blue
00:03:48 --> 00:03:50 cheese. Yeah, like they think I'm gonna be at
00:03:50 --> 00:03:52 target audience here, right? They're like, dude,
00:03:52 --> 00:03:54 I think I found another one is gonna be boofin
00:03:54 --> 00:03:57 blue cheese soon So, but anyway, dude, what's
00:03:57 --> 00:03:59 up, man? I'm feeling good. How are you doing?
00:03:59 --> 00:04:01 Yeah. I'm doing good, man. Happy to have you,
00:04:01 --> 00:04:04 dude. Happy to be here. Thank you for the opportunity,
00:04:04 --> 00:04:06 man. I appreciate it. Yeah. Aw, man. Yeah, well,
00:04:06 --> 00:04:08 thank you for coming on. I appreciate that, dude.
00:04:08 --> 00:04:12 Yeah. So, this, I just want to, you know, put
00:04:12 --> 00:04:13 it out there, like, you know, getting to know
00:04:13 --> 00:04:15 you a little bit. You're from Indianapolis? Indiana.
00:04:16 --> 00:04:18 An hour south of Indianapolis. Okay, an hour
00:04:18 --> 00:04:21 south in Indianapolis? Yeah, in Indiana, yeah.
00:04:21 --> 00:04:23 What was that like, man? Like, growing up there.
00:04:24 --> 00:04:29 Dude. It's an interesting place, um, it's, it's
00:04:29 --> 00:04:34 predominantly white, uh, it's in the - Ew. Ew.
00:04:34 --> 00:04:38 Ew, yeah, yeah. Gross. Yeah. It has its pros
00:04:38 --> 00:04:41 and cons, has its pros and cons. It is, I'll
00:04:41 --> 00:04:43 tell you this, it is one of the most peaceful
00:04:43 --> 00:04:48 places in terms of, like, violent crime in America.
00:04:48 --> 00:04:52 Ew. No, it sucks. So it's still pretty bad though.
00:04:52 --> 00:04:54 No, that's awesome though, man. Yeah. Yeah, it's
00:04:54 --> 00:04:57 cool. If you know who John Mellencamp is, know
00:04:57 --> 00:04:58 who that is? John Cougar Mellencamp. It's his
00:04:58 --> 00:05:01 hometown. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's
00:05:01 --> 00:05:03 cool. So y 'all playing Jack and Diane a lot.
00:05:03 --> 00:05:05 Yep. Yep. I thought that was just because he
00:05:05 --> 00:05:08 was from that hometown for years. I was just
00:05:08 --> 00:05:10 like, all right, we're just playing that because,
00:05:10 --> 00:05:13 you know... He's from here, but I went to Tampa.
00:05:13 --> 00:05:15 I've been here in Austin. I hear his music all
00:05:15 --> 00:05:17 the time I'm like, oh he really is like that
00:05:17 --> 00:05:20 big that big I didn't know that oh, you didn't
00:05:20 --> 00:05:22 even know that he's like a huge legendary artist
00:05:22 --> 00:05:25 didn't Didn't process it didn't realize it. Yeah.
00:05:25 --> 00:05:27 Well, that's we got murals of them everywhere
00:05:27 --> 00:05:29 and stuff And I was like, all right, you know
00:05:29 --> 00:05:32 Wow, that's neat, but his music is great and
00:05:32 --> 00:05:35 like the song small town. Yeah small town I'm
00:05:35 --> 00:05:37 from it's pretty cool. Wow, that's cool. So did
00:05:37 --> 00:05:40 you like do? get to know his music and go see,
00:05:40 --> 00:05:42 like, what he was talking about at all in any
00:05:42 --> 00:05:45 of his songs, or? No, I really just, I had Seymour
00:05:45 --> 00:05:48 mapped out, like, the back of my hand first,
00:05:48 --> 00:05:50 you know? And then it was like, you know, just
00:05:50 --> 00:05:51 heard it throughout the years. You know how,
00:05:51 --> 00:05:53 like, something's just there, you don't really
00:05:53 --> 00:05:54 kind of look at it, look at it, you know? It
00:05:54 --> 00:05:57 was just kind of there. And then when I lived
00:05:57 --> 00:05:59 in Tampa for a little bit, or near Tampa for
00:05:59 --> 00:06:02 a little bit, I was like, oh, I keep hearing
00:06:02 --> 00:06:04 this guy, like, every other day. I thought that
00:06:04 --> 00:06:06 was just because I lived in Seymour. You know
00:06:06 --> 00:06:08 like on the rate because I listen a lot of classic
00:06:08 --> 00:06:11 rock and like the radio the Tampa Bay radio They
00:06:11 --> 00:06:12 would play him like every other day. It was like
00:06:12 --> 00:06:15 oh snap Yeah, really is that big man? That's
00:06:15 --> 00:06:17 cool. Are you listening a classic rock though?
00:06:17 --> 00:06:19 Like I don't really hear many people listening
00:06:19 --> 00:06:21 to classic rock like what is it about it that
00:06:21 --> 00:06:24 you like um I just grew up on it. I played guitar
00:06:24 --> 00:06:27 hero as a kid. Oh, yeah, and yeah, that's pretty
00:06:27 --> 00:06:32 that I owe guitar hero so much because they that
00:06:32 --> 00:06:36 game is the reason why I have so much classic
00:06:36 --> 00:06:39 rock on my playlist today. You know? Dude, I
00:06:39 --> 00:06:41 fucking love guitar. Yeah. Babe, look what I
00:06:41 --> 00:06:49 just learned how to play. I'm so good at pushing
00:06:49 --> 00:06:54 these buttons. It's a love song, babe. Have you
00:06:54 --> 00:06:57 seen the South Park episode on that? No. Oh,
00:06:57 --> 00:07:00 it's so good. Randy's like, guys, I'll show you
00:07:00 --> 00:07:02 how to play real guitar. And he plays the real
00:07:02 --> 00:07:04 guitar and it's sick. And all the kids are like,
00:07:04 --> 00:07:10 That's gay. That's so lame. That's so funny.
00:07:11 --> 00:07:12 Leave it to South Park to like fucking do it
00:07:12 --> 00:07:15 right. Yeah. So good. Dude, they always fucking,
00:07:15 --> 00:07:18 they hit it right on the head, man. They know
00:07:18 --> 00:07:21 it, dude. But did you, did you start comedy like
00:07:21 --> 00:07:25 out there or in Tampa? No, I started in Indiana.
00:07:25 --> 00:07:28 A buddy of mine was like, look, there's this
00:07:28 --> 00:07:33 open mic in Seymour. This... Her name was Tanya.
00:07:33 --> 00:07:36 She's she had this crystal shop like this Meta
00:07:36 --> 00:07:39 physical shop where she sold like clothes, you
00:07:39 --> 00:07:41 know knickknacks and crystals and stuff like
00:07:41 --> 00:07:45 that Those are interesting shops interesting
00:07:45 --> 00:07:48 shops. Yeah, and she did this thing where every
00:07:48 --> 00:07:50 other Monday she just started I don't know who
00:07:50 --> 00:07:51 kind of put the initiative, but it was her store.
00:07:51 --> 00:07:54 She opened it up every other Monday She did an
00:07:54 --> 00:07:59 open mic mmm, and I I I had even in high school
00:08:00 --> 00:08:04 Like I was like I want to do stand -up comedy
00:08:04 --> 00:08:07 But like just never you know just never looked
00:08:07 --> 00:08:10 at it looked at it and really went with it I
00:08:10 --> 00:08:12 just it was just kind of like an idea and I even
00:08:12 --> 00:08:14 remember telling people that like I could see
00:08:14 --> 00:08:17 that you know Like and and a lot of my like,
00:08:17 --> 00:08:19 you know, like Facebook does like ten years ago
00:08:19 --> 00:08:22 twelve years ago this yeah Just about every single
00:08:22 --> 00:08:24 time I see that it's like the old like to be
00:08:24 --> 00:08:28 honest TBH and and all that stuff. It's There's
00:08:28 --> 00:08:30 people going, you know, da -da -da -da, Isaiah,
00:08:30 --> 00:08:33 and you're very funny. Da -da -da -da. I was
00:08:33 --> 00:08:35 laughing. You know, I've always just been like
00:08:35 --> 00:08:39 a goofy, you know, kid my whole life, you know,
00:08:40 --> 00:08:43 and humor's always been like a thing that I just,
00:08:43 --> 00:08:46 you know. You just went to. Yeah, where you say
00:08:46 --> 00:08:49 really you were like a class clown kind of deal
00:08:49 --> 00:08:52 and stuff. So like you've obviously noticed a
00:08:52 --> 00:08:54 difference then between like being funny and
00:08:54 --> 00:08:56 then being like stand -up comedian. Yeah, there
00:08:56 --> 00:09:01 is a difference. It's weird. You know, like I
00:09:01 --> 00:09:05 would say that in person, I'm funnier in person.
00:09:05 --> 00:09:08 Like just when you get to know someone more,
00:09:08 --> 00:09:11 you get an opportunity to be funnier. There's
00:09:11 --> 00:09:15 inside jokes, there's depth, you know, there's,
00:09:15 --> 00:09:19 you know... Like in stand -up, you got five minutes
00:09:19 --> 00:09:22 and these people don't know who you are. Yeah,
00:09:23 --> 00:09:25 yeah. So it's... It's tough, you gotta hit them
00:09:25 --> 00:09:27 quick. Yeah, and the first thing you can say,
00:09:28 --> 00:09:29 that's what I've been learning a lot with stand
00:09:29 --> 00:09:33 -up, is the first thing you can say can be, can
00:09:33 --> 00:09:35 throw your whole set off, you know what I mean?
00:09:35 --> 00:09:38 Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you mean. That's
00:09:38 --> 00:09:43 very true, man. I struggle with that. The other
00:09:43 --> 00:09:46 day at work, the people were telling me, there
00:09:46 --> 00:09:48 was a couple of people who saw me and they were
00:09:48 --> 00:09:50 like, dude, are you gonna go up? And the first
00:09:50 --> 00:09:52 thing I thought was, I was like, no, no, I'm
00:09:52 --> 00:09:56 funnier here. I was like, if I go up, I'm gonna
00:09:56 --> 00:09:59 lose this. Yeah, I'm like, the magic is gonna
00:09:59 --> 00:10:02 fade. I'm like, you wanna watch the real people
00:10:02 --> 00:10:06 do it. But what has been a challenging thing
00:10:06 --> 00:10:13 in joke writing that you've found? Um It's it's
00:10:13 --> 00:10:18 for me, it's humility Humility. Yeah Mmm, like
00:10:18 --> 00:10:21 I'll have a great day and then it's it's so weird
00:10:21 --> 00:10:24 how often this is happening recently I've had
00:10:24 --> 00:10:26 a really good day. Yeah, and then the next day
00:10:26 --> 00:10:29 I bomb I have a really good day I'll kill and
00:10:29 --> 00:10:32 the next day I bomb and every time I kill I'm
00:10:32 --> 00:10:35 like I'm funny, you know what I mean, right?
00:10:35 --> 00:10:37 I got it and then I bomb and it's like you ain't
00:10:37 --> 00:10:41 got it You ain't that funny, you know, so it's
00:10:41 --> 00:10:43 just a back -and -forth. So I think the lesson
00:10:43 --> 00:10:47 that I need to learn is humility So why is that
00:10:47 --> 00:10:49 like is it what is it about bombing that kind
00:10:49 --> 00:10:54 of throws you off a bit? I'm a perfectionist,
00:10:55 --> 00:10:57 you know, I can't you know what I mean if I'm
00:10:57 --> 00:11:00 lacking somewhere I'm I'm honing in on it. Like
00:11:00 --> 00:11:03 we got to fix that. Yeah, you know Yeah, do you
00:11:03 --> 00:11:05 notice like a different like demographic with
00:11:05 --> 00:11:08 like that responds to you better than others?
00:11:12 --> 00:11:16 Mmm No, not really, um, not yet I need more time
00:11:16 --> 00:11:20 I guess most of the shows that I do is me barking
00:11:20 --> 00:11:23 people into Narbar I love I love Narbar and I
00:11:23 --> 00:11:25 love barking and I love barking for Narbar. So
00:11:25 --> 00:11:28 that's pretty badass. Sweet Yeah, you enjoy like
00:11:28 --> 00:11:30 just going out to like Narbar with those with
00:11:30 --> 00:11:33 those sons of bitches, man. Yeah God, I fucking
00:11:33 --> 00:11:36 love those bastards. I love it all. Yeah, I love
00:11:36 --> 00:11:39 you know Like, I was waiting at an open mic,
00:11:39 --> 00:11:41 and I heard somebody telling another comedian,
00:11:42 --> 00:11:44 like, man, why are we doing this? You know? And
00:11:44 --> 00:11:47 we're waiting, like, an hour, two hours for three
00:11:47 --> 00:11:49 minutes, five minutes on an open mic. I'm like,
00:11:49 --> 00:11:51 I love this. Yeah, go home. Give me more time.
00:11:52 --> 00:11:56 Yeah. I'll rip an open mic in front of just comedians.
00:11:56 --> 00:11:59 Yeah. I love it. I'll do it. I'll do... There's
00:11:59 --> 00:12:01 just so many shows I've done where there's only
00:12:01 --> 00:12:04 two people that I'm doing it for. Three people.
00:12:04 --> 00:12:07 Right. I love it. Yeah, you know, I'll do that
00:12:07 --> 00:12:10 all day. It's awesome. You know, that's awesome,
00:12:10 --> 00:12:12 dude And you started so you started in Indianapolis
00:12:12 --> 00:12:14 or I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, you get Indiana.
00:12:14 --> 00:12:19 Yes. Yeah, excuse me. Yeah, what it is is a All
00:12:19 --> 00:12:23 right, cool. There we go. So you started out
00:12:23 --> 00:12:26 there at the crystal shop. Mm -hmm, right? I
00:12:26 --> 00:12:29 think it's so fucking cool. Yeah. Yeah, you know,
00:12:29 --> 00:12:31 so how did it go? Like let's talk about like
00:12:31 --> 00:12:35 your first time ever doing stand -up. So it was
00:12:35 --> 00:12:39 the easiest, hottest crowd you could possibly
00:12:39 --> 00:12:42 ask for. Awesome. And it was great. It was like
00:12:42 --> 00:12:43 when you started gambling addiction and your
00:12:43 --> 00:12:46 first time you go to the casino, you hit it big.
00:12:46 --> 00:12:48 You know what I mean? Hell yeah, dude. You know,
00:12:48 --> 00:12:51 it was like that, which is not good for gambling.
00:12:51 --> 00:12:54 Don't gamble. Was it because everybody knew you?
00:12:55 --> 00:12:58 It was, no, it was just a sweetheart, small town,
00:12:58 --> 00:13:01 Seymour, Indiana, man. A lot of people didn't
00:13:01 --> 00:13:03 know me, but I was introduced as, you know, this
00:13:03 --> 00:13:06 is his first time. You know, there's a lot of
00:13:06 --> 00:13:08 older people, you know, they're just you know,
00:13:08 --> 00:13:10 the type of you know, they'll laugh at almost
00:13:10 --> 00:13:16 anything, you know and My first set I did really
00:13:16 --> 00:13:19 well and I was like, all right And I had a feeling
00:13:19 --> 00:13:22 like when I when I got off the stage even before
00:13:22 --> 00:13:28 before I did it I just had this weird It was
00:13:28 --> 00:13:30 like a it was a weird day. You know, I felt like
00:13:30 --> 00:13:35 time froze. I was like this This is it Cause
00:13:35 --> 00:13:39 I don't fit, I don't fit in many realms of human
00:13:39 --> 00:13:44 behavior. You know, like I feel like staying
00:13:44 --> 00:13:46 up comedy, I could be myself more than anywhere
00:13:46 --> 00:13:50 else. Yes. Yeah. It's our job to say what the
00:13:50 --> 00:13:52 people at the nine to five can't say. That's
00:13:52 --> 00:13:55 our job. You're here in a late night. You've
00:13:55 --> 00:13:58 had a few drinks. You're watching this guy say
00:13:58 --> 00:14:02 that. Crazy shit that you've been thinking about
00:14:02 --> 00:14:05 saying in the office, but you can't say mm -hmm
00:14:05 --> 00:14:07 You know I mean to a certain extent you can't
00:14:07 --> 00:14:09 go too crazy, but right right you know I mean
00:14:09 --> 00:14:13 it's our job to express for you and Observe and
00:14:13 --> 00:14:16 get angles for you that you haven't seen and
00:14:16 --> 00:14:19 just really rip it Yeah, you know so how did
00:14:19 --> 00:14:22 you how did you prepare for doing your first
00:14:22 --> 00:14:25 time? Did you did you watch some like? your favorite
00:14:25 --> 00:14:27 comedians or something like that? Or did you
00:14:27 --> 00:14:30 have any idea about even joke writing structure?
00:14:30 --> 00:14:32 Or did you just go like, I'm just going to go
00:14:32 --> 00:14:34 up and say some funny shit like I always do.
00:14:35 --> 00:14:38 Exactly. It was that. I knew that I had to write
00:14:38 --> 00:14:42 something down. And my buddy let me know the
00:14:42 --> 00:14:44 day of. He's like, later today, I'm going to
00:14:44 --> 00:14:46 this open mic. I've already been to one or two.
00:14:47 --> 00:14:49 Do you want to come with me? Yeah, sure. Let
00:14:49 --> 00:14:52 me write down some ridiculous funny stuff. And
00:14:52 --> 00:14:55 that was my plan. I just wrote down Stupid shit.
00:14:55 --> 00:14:59 Yeah, like I think the first bit I ever wrote
00:14:59 --> 00:15:02 because we had just gotten at the bar this past
00:15:02 --> 00:15:08 week and I was like I was like, uh I go up there
00:15:08 --> 00:15:11 and I'm like You know, it's a crazy world out
00:15:11 --> 00:15:13 there. I want to make sure women are safe. I
00:15:13 --> 00:15:15 want to make sure they're good I want to make
00:15:15 --> 00:15:17 sure they're safe. So when we leave the bar,
00:15:17 --> 00:15:22 I like to follow them home You know, I track
00:15:22 --> 00:15:24 them and I follow them home, you know, and then,
00:15:24 --> 00:15:26 you know, there's a call and I go, hey, there's
00:15:26 --> 00:15:30 this guy, you know, like been out in your bush
00:15:30 --> 00:15:35 for like five hours. You know, I'm there watching,
00:15:35 --> 00:15:37 you know? Yeah. And they're like, how do you
00:15:37 --> 00:15:38 know that? Because I've been here for eight hours,
00:15:38 --> 00:15:40 making sure everything's good. You know what
00:15:40 --> 00:15:43 I mean? That's good, man. And that was one of
00:15:43 --> 00:15:45 your first ones? One of my first bits. Oh, man,
00:15:45 --> 00:15:48 I love that. That's good. Thank you. And then
00:15:48 --> 00:15:51 I was in the shop and I looked around I was like
00:15:51 --> 00:15:58 I was like crystals And shit, you know And I
00:15:58 --> 00:16:01 was like, I was like this this girl told me she
00:16:01 --> 00:16:07 goes she goes Seek your ancestors Go all the
00:16:07 --> 00:16:09 way back to your ancestors. So I went to my oldest
00:16:09 --> 00:16:12 ancestor I said look man, my girls my girlfriend's
00:16:12 --> 00:16:15 cheating on me. I'm having my relationship with
00:16:15 --> 00:16:18 my family's not too well Work so I'm having a
00:16:18 --> 00:16:20 hard time in life. I need help and then my oldest
00:16:20 --> 00:16:27 ancestor looked at me as a dude. I'm a fish That's
00:16:27 --> 00:16:30 one of those like slow burns I think yeah, it
00:16:30 --> 00:16:31 hits me immediately. So I was like, oh, it's
00:16:31 --> 00:16:34 a punch line that I was like wait, he's a fish
00:16:34 --> 00:16:39 I love that. I love that kind of stuff man. I
00:16:39 --> 00:16:42 love like like kind of like slapstick kind of
00:16:42 --> 00:16:44 yeah like movies You know, and stuff. So when
00:16:44 --> 00:16:47 I hear like, like jokes that I guess like are
00:16:47 --> 00:16:50 goofy, you know, something like that, like, you
00:16:50 --> 00:16:51 know, I just, I don't know what it is, dude.
00:16:52 --> 00:16:55 I fucking, I love it. You know, like I had a,
00:16:55 --> 00:16:58 just like, I've been writing a joke and it's,
00:16:58 --> 00:17:01 I've been writing it seriously. It's, it's probably
00:17:01 --> 00:17:03 like, it's a stupidest fucking joke, like ever,
00:17:03 --> 00:17:05 right? You know, it was like, anacondas aren't
00:17:05 --> 00:17:07 really as big of a problem as I thought they
00:17:07 --> 00:17:11 would be. Like, I was like, you know, they come
00:17:11 --> 00:17:13 from the Amazon. So I don't have to be scared
00:17:13 --> 00:17:20 when I get my packages anymore. It's so fucking
00:17:20 --> 00:17:24 stupid. It doesn't... Dude, it's not a stage
00:17:24 --> 00:17:27 joke. That's funny. Are you like outside poking
00:17:27 --> 00:17:30 a stick in the box? Well, at least I know it's
00:17:30 --> 00:17:34 not an anaconda. At least I know everything's
00:17:34 --> 00:17:37 gonna be fine. I try to get smaller packages.
00:17:37 --> 00:17:40 I keep the packages small. Yeah, right. You ever
00:17:40 --> 00:17:43 seen that movie, Anaconda? Like the old one with
00:17:43 --> 00:17:45 Jennifer Lopez? I have not, but I've heard about
00:17:45 --> 00:17:49 it. It's so fucking bad. It's so bad, it's good.
00:17:49 --> 00:17:51 Yeah, is it a good bad movie? Yeah, it's one
00:17:51 --> 00:17:54 of those good bad movies. I like good bad movies,
00:17:54 --> 00:17:57 man. Yeah, it's just like, dude, like fucking...
00:17:57 --> 00:17:59 Oh, you know John Voight? Do you know who John
00:17:59 --> 00:18:02 Voight is? Uh -uh. So he was Nicholas Cage's
00:18:02 --> 00:18:04 dad in National Treasure. Okay. I don't know
00:18:04 --> 00:18:06 if you've seen National Treasure, but he... Yeah,
00:18:06 --> 00:18:08 I think I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so
00:18:08 --> 00:18:12 he's in a movie and he is like... His character
00:18:12 --> 00:18:14 is like, like, dude, just go watch this movie
00:18:14 --> 00:18:16 just for his fucking character, because the whole
00:18:16 --> 00:18:20 time you're like, what the fuck is this? Like,
00:18:20 --> 00:18:22 what is it? Like, what is this? He's like, he's
00:18:22 --> 00:18:24 sitting there like talking about it. He's like,
00:18:24 --> 00:18:27 Anacondas, they, they are just right around the
00:18:27 --> 00:18:32 corner. You're like, what the fuck? What the
00:18:32 --> 00:18:34 fuck are you talking about? You stupid bastard.
00:18:35 --> 00:18:36 Hell yeah. And I was sitting there, I was like,
00:18:36 --> 00:18:39 I'm gonna write a joke about this. I'm going
00:18:39 --> 00:18:42 to write a joke about anacondas now. And that's
00:18:42 --> 00:18:44 what came out. And I'm fucking... I like it.
00:18:44 --> 00:18:47 Yeah. As a good premise. I like that. I think
00:18:47 --> 00:18:50 that's all that I'll ever be. Is it just a premise?
00:18:50 --> 00:18:52 I don't think I'll ever say that on stage. Try
00:18:52 --> 00:18:55 it, dude. Try it. I think it'd be funny to act
00:18:55 --> 00:18:57 it out too. There's a good chance to be like...
00:18:57 --> 00:19:00 You know, you're like, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:00 --> 00:19:03 That's good. Exactly. So you so I feel like like
00:19:03 --> 00:19:07 so this is me like three years in and I'm still
00:19:07 --> 00:19:09 like, I don't know how to do this shit. Like,
00:19:10 --> 00:19:12 so what about you, man? Like, have you have you
00:19:12 --> 00:19:15 found that your comedy is like evolving appropriately,
00:19:15 --> 00:19:20 I guess? Yes. Yes. Absolutely, dude. So what's
00:19:20 --> 00:19:25 the difference between then versus now? I have.
00:19:26 --> 00:19:29 I'm more careful. I'm more careful of, like,
00:19:29 --> 00:19:32 how people are perceiving me. Like I said, within
00:19:32 --> 00:19:35 five minutes, you know, people don't really know
00:19:35 --> 00:19:39 you. So, like, you can't intro, you know, in
00:19:39 --> 00:19:44 the beginning saying off the wall shit because
00:19:44 --> 00:19:46 people don't know you. I made that mistake many
00:19:46 --> 00:19:50 times, so you're right. Yeah, like... Yeah. Yeah,
00:19:50 --> 00:19:52 like, it's like, no, like, I bomb with them,
00:19:52 --> 00:19:54 like, oh... These people don't know me. They
00:19:54 --> 00:19:59 don't know, like, yeah, I'm making a joke about
00:19:59 --> 00:20:02 crazy shit. And it's like, no, I'm just joking.
00:20:06 --> 00:20:08 That's the farthest thing from me, you know what
00:20:08 --> 00:20:10 I mean? I do know what you mean, you know? Because
00:20:10 --> 00:20:12 it's like I get up there and I'm like, why won't
00:20:12 --> 00:20:13 they take me seriously? And they're like, dude,
00:20:13 --> 00:20:17 you got to stop in the anacondas, bro. I'm like,
00:20:17 --> 00:20:19 I'm trying to be a serious comedian, which in
00:20:19 --> 00:20:22 of itself is an oxymoron, I think. Yeah, it is.
00:20:22 --> 00:20:25 It is. So I guess I kind of elaborate more on
00:20:25 --> 00:20:29 the be careful thing, like about the perception
00:20:29 --> 00:20:35 of you. You can't just go out there being like
00:20:35 --> 00:20:39 saying misogynistic jokes. There's misogynistic
00:20:39 --> 00:20:43 jokes that are funny because it's goofy and not
00:20:43 --> 00:20:49 real. You don't really think that way. You come
00:20:49 --> 00:20:55 out the gate like, women are stupid. It's in
00:20:55 --> 00:20:59 your bit or whatever. People are like, whoa,
00:20:59 --> 00:21:02 all right, you fucking dickhead. It's like, no,
00:21:02 --> 00:21:07 women are the greatest thing on this earth. Literally
00:21:07 --> 00:21:09 the greatest thing on this earth not thing, you
00:21:09 --> 00:21:13 know, I gotta watch you know the greatest things,
00:21:13 --> 00:21:16 you know, the greatest objects on this earth,
00:21:16 --> 00:21:19 you know Like that that does me shoot. I'm just
00:21:19 --> 00:21:23 joking people like hey, you know, like yeah Well,
00:21:23 --> 00:21:25 I think that's uh, you know, that's what finding
00:21:25 --> 00:21:27 your voice is, you know, essentially is like
00:21:27 --> 00:21:31 because the way I kind of think about it is like
00:21:32 --> 00:21:35 If you're thinking like that, and this is just,
00:21:35 --> 00:21:38 you know, kind of me basing off of my own self,
00:21:38 --> 00:21:41 but like, because I still have a problem with
00:21:41 --> 00:21:42 that every now and again when I grow up. And
00:21:42 --> 00:21:44 I'm like, to me, I'm like, okay, well, I just
00:21:44 --> 00:21:47 haven't found my voice yet. Because instead of
00:21:47 --> 00:21:50 being like, oh, okay, like, this is working for
00:21:50 --> 00:21:52 me, I'm going to do it. I'm like, oh, I don't
00:21:52 --> 00:21:54 know if I could do this anymore because it's
00:21:54 --> 00:21:57 just not working for them. You know, and it's
00:21:57 --> 00:21:59 kind of like, it's sort of a, like, I'm learning
00:21:59 --> 00:22:04 to not. care so much just, you know, in my writing,
00:22:05 --> 00:22:07 you know, I'm just kind of being like, okay,
00:22:07 --> 00:22:09 do I think this is funny? Is this funny? Yeah,
00:22:09 --> 00:22:10 I think it's fucking hilarious. Will it work?
00:22:10 --> 00:22:13 No, it's not going to work, but I know why. Yeah,
00:22:13 --> 00:22:15 it's that kind of thing. Like what other kind
00:22:15 --> 00:22:22 of lessons have you learned? Um, first off is
00:22:22 --> 00:22:25 starting off self deprecation. Self -deprecation.
00:22:25 --> 00:22:27 That's the best way to go. So you you just enjoy
00:22:27 --> 00:22:30 they tearing yourself down. I love it I love
00:22:30 --> 00:22:35 if yes, you do if I am the butt of the joke I
00:22:35 --> 00:22:38 am perfectly fine with that even like social
00:22:38 --> 00:22:42 settings no matter what like mmm, you know, I
00:22:42 --> 00:22:46 I am perfectly fine with it. I will I will commit
00:22:47 --> 00:22:50 kamikaze suicide for if it's a funny enough bit.
00:22:50 --> 00:22:52 You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. So why do you
00:22:52 --> 00:22:56 think that is? Like, why do you do that? Because
00:22:56 --> 00:23:00 I don't really take myself seriously. Like, I
00:23:00 --> 00:23:03 don't think that, you know, if you make a short
00:23:03 --> 00:23:06 joke about me, I mean, I joke about having a
00:23:06 --> 00:23:08 small penis. You know what I mean? It's like
00:23:08 --> 00:23:10 some people were like, don't, you know, don't
00:23:10 --> 00:23:13 say that. Like, come on, man. Like, yeah. You
00:23:13 --> 00:23:16 know what it's like, dude. That's not who cares
00:23:16 --> 00:23:20 Like you know what I mean there's some people
00:23:20 --> 00:23:24 out there that'll be like Like they have a secret
00:23:24 --> 00:23:27 small penis or keep it a secret I don't want
00:23:27 --> 00:23:30 to tell anybody about my man huge penis I don't
00:23:30 --> 00:23:34 want anybody to know how small my penis is right
00:23:34 --> 00:23:39 that'll destroy me my career My livelihood so
00:23:39 --> 00:23:41 maybe you shouldn't have a painting of it above
00:23:41 --> 00:23:47 your fireplace Oh. I forgot about that. Shit.
00:23:48 --> 00:23:54 Damn it. I called that one the lion's mane. You
00:23:54 --> 00:23:56 like Will Ferrell, don't you? You got a Will
00:23:56 --> 00:23:59 Ferrell sense of humor there. Really? I sensed
00:23:59 --> 00:24:02 that, yeah. That's kind of funny. You sounded
00:24:02 --> 00:24:04 like Anchorman Will Ferrell right there. Oh yeah,
00:24:04 --> 00:24:07 I can see that. You're like Ron Burgundy. That
00:24:07 --> 00:24:09 kind of thing? Yeah, I guess I can kind of see
00:24:09 --> 00:24:13 that. I do like him in... In some things, you
00:24:13 --> 00:24:15 know, but I think the only the only thing I really
00:24:15 --> 00:24:19 didn't like him in was um, was elf Because I
00:24:19 --> 00:24:23 didn't like I didn't like elf. Yeah I watched
00:24:23 --> 00:24:24 that as a kid. I haven't watched as an adult
00:24:24 --> 00:24:28 yet. Yeah If you watch it as an adult, you'll
00:24:28 --> 00:24:30 probably be like man. This is this is almost
00:24:30 --> 00:24:34 exactly the same as anaconda Yeah, I'm just kidding
00:24:34 --> 00:24:38 Okay, like it's just a bad movie. They got presents
00:24:38 --> 00:24:42 in the corner Anyway, but uh, yeah, I just didn't
00:24:42 --> 00:24:45 really enjoy it. You see this is why Yeah, my
00:24:45 --> 00:24:48 phone has been fucking going off and new advertisements.
00:24:48 --> 00:24:50 All right, just fucking they're listening They're
00:24:50 --> 00:24:53 listening but um, but yeah, no, I like them in
00:24:53 --> 00:24:56 like the other guys and stepbrothers You know
00:24:56 --> 00:24:59 and stuff like that, but uh, I'm more of a like
00:25:00 --> 00:25:03 Like, I really like goofy comedians, you know,
00:25:03 --> 00:25:05 like goofy stand -up comedians, you know, that
00:25:05 --> 00:25:08 kind of thing. Um, and so, and I also like comedians
00:25:08 --> 00:25:12 who have, like, heavy opinions, um, you know,
00:25:12 --> 00:25:16 like, Carlin or, uh, oh, man, uh, Bill Hicks,
00:25:16 --> 00:25:18 things like that. Just people with, like, just
00:25:18 --> 00:25:20 these crazy perspectives, and I'm just like,
00:25:20 --> 00:25:23 how the hell... Like, how are they so strongly
00:25:23 --> 00:25:26 opinionated and so talented enough to make it
00:25:26 --> 00:25:28 a joke? It's like, that's insane, dude. One of
00:25:28 --> 00:25:31 the first jokes I wrote was a Bill Hicks joke,
00:25:31 --> 00:25:33 and I didn't know it. Like, the second or third
00:25:33 --> 00:25:35 time I did an open mic, I did a Bill Hicks joke,
00:25:35 --> 00:25:38 and he delivered it way better, and I bombed
00:25:38 --> 00:25:42 it. Basically, the premise was, man, I'm a sound
00:25:42 --> 00:25:45 misogynist as fuck. Yeah, and now... Yeah, yeah,
00:25:45 --> 00:25:47 that has got to, like, the third one already.
00:25:49 --> 00:25:53 The joke, the premise was being in heaven with
00:25:53 --> 00:25:57 a woman and she's just not satisfied with it.
00:25:57 --> 00:25:59 Like she just wants more. Oh yeah, I know that
00:25:59 --> 00:26:03 one. And I bombed doing it because I sounded
00:26:03 --> 00:26:06 like an asshole. But Bill Hicks killed it. He
00:26:06 --> 00:26:09 did it on like a show and like Joe Budden's got
00:26:09 --> 00:26:12 a whole clip with, it's a decent bit. Oh yeah,
00:26:12 --> 00:26:15 I think it was only... Arsenio Hall show, I think.
00:26:15 --> 00:26:17 Yeah. When he did it. Which was a great show.
00:26:20 --> 00:26:23 I've only seen a couple clips of it. Oh, man.
00:26:23 --> 00:26:24 I used to love watching that show when I was
00:26:24 --> 00:26:27 a kid. Because I liked late night. And Arsenio
00:26:27 --> 00:26:30 Hall was like, he wasn't like your typical late
00:26:30 --> 00:26:35 night or talk show guy. He was just so much funnier.
00:26:37 --> 00:26:40 But no, he was fantastic, dude. Who are some
00:26:40 --> 00:26:42 of your comedic inspirations? Patrice O 'Neil.
00:26:42 --> 00:26:46 Oh, dude. Yeah, man. I just watched this fucking
00:26:46 --> 00:26:48 special. Oh, yeah. Oh, like I just I don't know
00:26:48 --> 00:26:50 why dude I just looked it up on YouTube the elephant
00:26:50 --> 00:26:53 in the room in the room. Yeah. Yeah the thing
00:26:53 --> 00:26:55 about the whole Kellogg's. Yeah, like the fire
00:26:55 --> 00:27:00 He's so good. He's so good. He him. I'm hoping
00:27:00 --> 00:27:04 Anthony is insane to just yeah his perspective
00:27:04 --> 00:27:09 I think it may have been I forget who said it
00:27:09 --> 00:27:13 but after he died Somebody was like, I just wish
00:27:13 --> 00:27:16 Patrice was here because I want to hear his take
00:27:16 --> 00:27:21 on his own death. He always had the best takes
00:27:21 --> 00:27:24 on things and just broke things down where he
00:27:24 --> 00:27:26 just captivated the room. Everyone listened.
00:27:26 --> 00:27:28 You know, he's the guy that when he started talking,
00:27:28 --> 00:27:31 everyone's like, what is he about to say? Yeah.
00:27:31 --> 00:27:33 You know? Yeah. Did you know that he was in office
00:27:33 --> 00:27:36 for a little bit? Mm -hmm. Yeah. I watched that
00:27:36 --> 00:27:40 before I even... I found Patrice. Listened to
00:27:40 --> 00:27:43 opening Anthony fell in love with Patrice and
00:27:43 --> 00:27:45 then I had already watched the office in like
00:27:45 --> 00:27:48 middle school Yeah, and then I thought I was
00:27:48 --> 00:27:51 like, oh That's Patrice. You know what I mean?
00:27:51 --> 00:27:54 Like it's insane. That is insane because I was
00:27:54 --> 00:27:59 like, dude He needed to be utilized so much fucking
00:27:59 --> 00:28:01 more. I was like, as soon as I saw him, I got
00:28:01 --> 00:28:02 so excited. And all of a sudden, I was like,
00:28:02 --> 00:28:04 man, the office is a great show. But I was like,
00:28:04 --> 00:28:08 dude, come on, man. It's fucking Patrice O 'Neill
00:28:08 --> 00:28:10 right there, and you're not even fucking letting
00:28:10 --> 00:28:13 him talk, dude? I was like, come on. He was like
00:28:13 --> 00:28:17 an extra. It was weird. But yeah, no, he's a
00:28:17 --> 00:28:20 fucking brilliant man. He's so good, and he's
00:28:20 --> 00:28:23 so effortless, because it's just... How he is
00:28:23 --> 00:28:26 and that to me says that he was just incredibly
00:28:26 --> 00:28:30 fucking intelligent, you know You know, so but
00:28:30 --> 00:28:34 uh, so when did you finally come to austin? January
00:28:34 --> 00:28:37 this year 2026. Oh, so you've been here very
00:28:37 --> 00:28:40 like very new. Yeah Yeah, very new to the scene
00:28:40 --> 00:28:42 and i'm very blessed. I mean i've been doing
00:28:42 --> 00:28:46 a heavy hitters show with vulcan with uh tyler
00:28:46 --> 00:28:50 call nice, man, um sand jack saloon spotlight
00:28:50 --> 00:28:54 series show Matt's let me run a couple shows
00:28:54 --> 00:28:57 at NAR. I did one last night. Hell yeah, dude.
00:28:58 --> 00:29:00 That's awesome, man. So you're like really getting
00:29:00 --> 00:29:02 out there, just pushing and stuff. That's great,
00:29:02 --> 00:29:05 man. You're doing the grind. The Austin grind,
00:29:05 --> 00:29:08 as it were. Yeah. Yeah, and so it's been paying
00:29:08 --> 00:29:11 off for you. Yep, very blessed. Well, let's take
00:29:11 --> 00:29:14 it to where you first got here. Did you come
00:29:14 --> 00:29:17 here with comedy in mind? To be honest, I prayed.
00:29:17 --> 00:29:20 And I just felt the Lord saying, go to Austin,
00:29:20 --> 00:29:25 Texas. So I did. And just started ripping mics,
00:29:26 --> 00:29:28 getting in the scene. Where was the first place
00:29:28 --> 00:29:30 that you went? Like the first stage in Austin?
00:29:30 --> 00:29:34 I think Creek. The Creek? Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah.
00:29:34 --> 00:29:37 And I had, yeah, yeah. Where you work. Where?
00:29:38 --> 00:29:41 Anyway, yeah. Yeah, my bad. Bleep that out. Gotta
00:29:41 --> 00:29:43 cut that real quick. No, no, it's all good, man.
00:29:44 --> 00:29:47 But, yeah, dude, so you went to the creek. That's
00:29:47 --> 00:29:49 great. That was also my first spot in Austin,
00:29:49 --> 00:29:51 too. Hell, yeah. Yeah, I was very, very drunk.
00:29:51 --> 00:29:59 Don't ever do that. Rescamo, bros. Hell yeah,
00:29:59 --> 00:30:02 dude. Eiffel Tower, Creek in the Cave. My anaconda
00:30:02 --> 00:30:06 don't do that. That's a good callback. Yeah,
00:30:07 --> 00:30:11 dude. Everything has a theme, I guess. Tonight's
00:30:11 --> 00:30:16 theme, anaconda. Yeah, exactly. So you did the
00:30:16 --> 00:30:19 creek and everything. How did that go? Because
00:30:19 --> 00:30:22 I know creek could be very discouraging. It was
00:30:22 --> 00:30:25 exactly that. It was, I hadn't done comedy in
00:30:25 --> 00:30:28 like a year, right? And I kind of dropped it.
00:30:28 --> 00:30:31 I was like, you know, maybe this isn't it. And,
00:30:31 --> 00:30:36 uh, which is crazy because this is how just like,
00:30:37 --> 00:30:39 I am very confident, but at the same time, very
00:30:39 --> 00:30:43 self discouraging. I had a moment in Tampa at
00:30:43 --> 00:30:46 the gimmick where I'm walking in before I walk
00:30:46 --> 00:30:50 into the gimmick. I'm praying to God. I'm like,
00:30:50 --> 00:30:53 look, God, if this is what I'm supposed to do,
00:30:54 --> 00:30:58 give me a sign, please. Please give me a sign.
00:30:59 --> 00:31:03 I go in there, the owner of the gimmick, Sean,
00:31:04 --> 00:31:06 or the manager, he knows me, he lets me sit at
00:31:06 --> 00:31:09 VIP for a show. So I'm sitting up front, VIP.
00:31:12 --> 00:31:15 A show is going on, just a regular showcase.
00:31:15 --> 00:31:17 And they were like, halfway through the show,
00:31:17 --> 00:31:20 they're like, we have a surprise guest appearance.
00:31:20 --> 00:31:23 And it was Cam Patterson. Oh, no shit. Yeah.
00:31:23 --> 00:31:27 Wow, that's cool. Cam comes out. He notices me
00:31:27 --> 00:31:32 halfway through the set. And finishes the set,
00:31:32 --> 00:31:34 and then the next comedians come up, and then
00:31:34 --> 00:31:37 at the end of the show, the host goes, everybody
00:31:37 --> 00:31:39 drive home, everybody get home safe. Cam comes
00:31:39 --> 00:31:42 out. Mm -hmm. He's like, come here, come here,
00:31:43 --> 00:31:46 pointing at me. I'm like, this is it. This is,
00:31:46 --> 00:31:47 you know what I mean? Like, this is like, it
00:31:47 --> 00:31:50 was like a movie moment for me. You know, this
00:31:50 --> 00:31:52 is probably nothing to him, but to me this was
00:31:52 --> 00:31:55 like... So Cam Patterson and you were like kinda
00:31:55 --> 00:31:58 starstruck, I guess. Starstruck. It felt like
00:31:58 --> 00:32:01 a movie moment. That's so cool. And he pulled
00:32:01 --> 00:32:04 me back in the green room, introduced me to comics
00:32:04 --> 00:32:06 and was like, Isaiah's the next big thing, this
00:32:06 --> 00:32:08 is Dan... Talking about Dan, he was talking to
00:32:08 --> 00:32:11 Dan Bask and another comedian, I can't remember
00:32:11 --> 00:32:13 his name. He was introducing to me and he was
00:32:13 --> 00:32:15 like, Dan Bask is a guy that kind of runs the
00:32:15 --> 00:32:17 Tampa scene. Dan, this is Isaiah, how long you
00:32:17 --> 00:32:18 been doing comedy? I was like, I've only been
00:32:18 --> 00:32:21 doing it for like a few months. He's like, dude,
00:32:21 --> 00:32:24 just put in a good word for me. Like, Cam Patterson
00:32:24 --> 00:32:26 himself, this was before he got to SNL and stuff.
00:32:26 --> 00:32:29 Like, he was like, Isaiah's the next big thing.
00:32:30 --> 00:32:32 So that, that like... I was like, all right,
00:32:32 --> 00:32:36 God, that's a sign if I've ever seen one, you
00:32:36 --> 00:32:37 know? That's really cool, man. Straight from
00:32:37 --> 00:32:42 Cam Patterson himself. And then, you know, that
00:32:42 --> 00:32:44 was a learning experience. And then after that,
00:32:44 --> 00:32:49 I dropped it for like a year. That's how discouraging
00:32:49 --> 00:32:55 I am. Oh my God, you are a comic. I feel like,
00:32:55 --> 00:32:56 dude, I feel like everybody does that at some
00:32:56 --> 00:32:59 point. Like, dude, I hear it. I see it. I hear
00:32:59 --> 00:33:02 it. You know, everybody kind of does that. So,
00:33:02 --> 00:33:03 you know, that's cool. Like, what did you do
00:33:03 --> 00:33:05 in that time? Like, did you did you even think
00:33:05 --> 00:33:09 about comedy or was it like? No, I went and just
00:33:09 --> 00:33:11 lived a normal life. I moved back to Indiana
00:33:11 --> 00:33:13 from Florida because I lived there for a few
00:33:13 --> 00:33:17 months. Just started pouring concrete construction,
00:33:17 --> 00:33:21 you know, and and and doing tile work. Yeah.
00:33:21 --> 00:33:26 And and just. Whole the whole chapter of my life
00:33:26 --> 00:33:30 there, you know had a built a little relationship
00:33:30 --> 00:33:35 back up with my mother You know and then Yeah,
00:33:35 --> 00:33:38 it was that was a whole nother. I just live life.
00:33:38 --> 00:33:39 You know, I mean I was just out there, you know,
00:33:40 --> 00:33:44 and then I Just felt the Lord I was praying one
00:33:44 --> 00:33:46 day because I had went to I even went to Washington
00:33:46 --> 00:33:50 DC in that time You know started dating a woman
00:33:50 --> 00:33:54 that works in Congress and then I Bailed on that
00:33:54 --> 00:33:56 after she told me a bunch of secrets and it was
00:33:56 --> 00:33:59 all corrupt. I was like I it was literally the
00:33:59 --> 00:34:02 Illuminati No way. Yeah, I like left -eye Illuminati
00:34:02 --> 00:34:05 kind of shit Yeah, like I always kind of thought
00:34:05 --> 00:34:08 that was like all conspiracy You know, I watch
00:34:08 --> 00:34:10 videos on that middle school whatever and you
00:34:10 --> 00:34:13 see the you know, the pyramid Illuminati whatever
00:34:13 --> 00:34:16 secret society that run the government Yeah,
00:34:16 --> 00:34:19 I was in a relationship with a woman that was
00:34:19 --> 00:34:23 in it like the congressional Illuminati Like,
00:34:23 --> 00:34:26 how did you end up in a relationship with, like,
00:34:26 --> 00:34:33 somebody like that? God. Wait, what? God. I'm
00:34:33 --> 00:34:35 sorry, I wasn't really expecting that answer.
00:34:35 --> 00:34:37 I was like, wait, God put you in the Illuminati?
00:34:37 --> 00:34:42 Yeah. Yeah. It was funny because it's crazy.
00:34:43 --> 00:34:45 It's literally, it's insane, but reality is insane.
00:34:46 --> 00:34:48 The most schizophrenic thing there is, is reality.
00:34:48 --> 00:34:54 I know. It is crazy out here, dude. Yeah. I literally
00:34:54 --> 00:34:56 praying, just like God told me to come here to
00:34:56 --> 00:34:59 Austin, Texas, and my life is, you know, miracles
00:34:59 --> 00:35:02 are happening left and right. I've had an insane
00:35:02 --> 00:35:04 trip here. I had a whole, like, peanut butter
00:35:04 --> 00:35:07 falcon story where I helped this, like, this
00:35:07 --> 00:35:09 autistic guy, like, escape this care place that
00:35:09 --> 00:35:12 he was at, and I helped him get back to it. And,
00:35:12 --> 00:35:15 like, I've had a series of events here in Austin,
00:35:15 --> 00:35:19 like, the Illuminati, Peanut Butter Falcon. Sorry,
00:35:19 --> 00:35:21 yeah, we're going all over the place. I'm like,
00:35:22 --> 00:35:24 dude, and then somehow, Cam Patterson. Yeah,
00:35:24 --> 00:35:27 yeah, Cam Patterson. Let's not forget Anacondas.
00:35:30 --> 00:35:34 Don't forget the anaconda the anacondas, but
00:35:34 --> 00:35:36 okay, dude Like I don't even I don't even know
00:35:36 --> 00:35:38 like where to begin because this is like one
00:35:38 --> 00:35:40 of those like fucking like three cups in the
00:35:40 --> 00:35:41 ball thing I'm like sitting there like what do
00:35:41 --> 00:35:42 we talk about? What do we talk about? What do
00:35:42 --> 00:35:45 we talk about? No, I cool. Let's talk about Illuminati,
00:35:46 --> 00:35:47 I guess all right, so how did you get into that?
00:35:48 --> 00:35:51 So I'm praying to God. Oh, yeah, and I have this
00:35:51 --> 00:35:54 this comedian actually has this idea He's like,
00:35:54 --> 00:35:56 why don't we just get metal detectors in every
00:35:56 --> 00:35:59 school in America? That'll save kids' lives.
00:35:59 --> 00:36:02 They're already in some, you know, like, why
00:36:02 --> 00:36:06 don't we just finish that project and save kids'
00:36:06 --> 00:36:08 lives? I was like, that's actually a good idea.
00:36:08 --> 00:36:11 So at my church, I'm like, doing prayer requests,
00:36:11 --> 00:36:12 like, let's pray on that. Like, that's a good
00:36:12 --> 00:36:16 idea. And I'm praying it. I'm just alone. I'm
00:36:16 --> 00:36:19 praying on that. And I literally hear, very few
00:36:19 --> 00:36:22 times has God given me a command, like, where
00:36:22 --> 00:36:25 I can hear it. It's a knowing, I don't know how
00:36:25 --> 00:36:28 to explain it, very few times. When he does,
00:36:28 --> 00:36:30 I listen. Because there's times where I haven't
00:36:30 --> 00:36:34 listened and things go south, you know? I hear
00:36:34 --> 00:36:38 a direct command, go to Washington DC on Saturday.
00:36:39 --> 00:36:42 Okay. And it was like a Monday or Tuesday or
00:36:42 --> 00:36:45 something. It was like that week, right? And
00:36:45 --> 00:36:48 I'm praying more on it and I had just got a new
00:36:48 --> 00:36:51 job doing tile work. This guy, it was just me
00:36:51 --> 00:36:53 and a guy. And he's like, dude, I'm gonna get
00:36:53 --> 00:36:55 you your own truck, your own crew, because I
00:36:55 --> 00:36:58 know how to do it, you know, forward and back.
00:36:58 --> 00:37:00 I'm really good with tile work. And I'm very
00:37:00 --> 00:37:02 good at lead, you know what I mean? Yeah. Charismatic,
00:37:02 --> 00:37:06 you know. Yeah. Yeah, as a good tile worker should
00:37:06 --> 00:37:12 be. Yeah. But the tile work, you know, it was
00:37:12 --> 00:37:15 going to be a lot of money. And I just felt guys
00:37:15 --> 00:37:18 saying quit your job. This brand new opportunity
00:37:18 --> 00:37:22 that's life changing, you know. and go to Washington
00:37:22 --> 00:37:25 DC on Saturday. You got less than a week's notice,
00:37:25 --> 00:37:27 like a week or less than a week's notice. I can't
00:37:27 --> 00:37:28 remember exactly. I remember you back up everything
00:37:28 --> 00:37:30 and then you head out to Washington DC. Greyhound.
00:37:31 --> 00:37:34 Boom. Greyhound. Yeah. So did you tell your boss
00:37:34 --> 00:37:36 you were like, I heard a voice, or like how did
00:37:36 --> 00:37:38 you, I'm sorry. Yeah. How did you, how do you
00:37:38 --> 00:37:40 say this? He was like, that's crazy. And I was
00:37:40 --> 00:37:46 like, I know. And I sell tile. I'm gonna go there,
00:37:46 --> 00:37:48 but sleep some tile. We're gonna figure it out.
00:37:48 --> 00:37:51 Yeah, and Deirdre. That is crazy because I sell
00:37:51 --> 00:37:58 tile, and I think that's fucking nuts. So usually
00:37:58 --> 00:38:00 I get affirmations from God by like things working
00:38:00 --> 00:38:05 out in my life. I start every morning with a...
00:38:05 --> 00:38:10 Clean slate. That's a little tile joke for you,
00:38:10 --> 00:38:12 dude. Okay, let's retile that one. Anyway, all
00:38:12 --> 00:38:17 right. I'm getting tired of this. Now we're just
00:38:17 --> 00:38:19 talking like we have speech in front of us. I'm
00:38:19 --> 00:38:22 getting real tall with this. Okay, so you end
00:38:22 --> 00:38:25 up in Washington, DC with some Illuminati queen,
00:38:25 --> 00:38:28 I guess. Dude, two days in. Two days in? Right,
00:38:28 --> 00:38:31 two days in. And I fast on it to make sure, you
00:38:31 --> 00:38:33 know, because you can fast on things and things
00:38:33 --> 00:38:36 will work out. Yeah, and then she might not want
00:38:36 --> 00:38:38 to eat you because you don't have any food. Yeah
00:38:38 --> 00:38:42 I don't know anything about the Illuminati. I'm
00:38:42 --> 00:38:47 I Have like no money, right? I literally get
00:38:47 --> 00:38:50 money from the church to buy the no no I had
00:38:50 --> 00:38:53 enough money for the Washington DC church. Yeah,
00:38:54 --> 00:38:59 so I go To Washington DC. I literally hand out
00:38:59 --> 00:39:01 like the rest of my money to like homeless people
00:39:02 --> 00:39:04 And I have nothing. I just got a bag full of
00:39:04 --> 00:39:08 food and clothes. Yeah. I show up on foot washing
00:39:08 --> 00:39:11 in DC. Okay. Find a shelter within like 24 hours.
00:39:12 --> 00:39:14 I literally, I'm staying in a shelter in DC.
00:39:14 --> 00:39:19 I'm full sent, right? No... You know what I mean?
00:39:19 --> 00:39:23 No safety plan here. Right. Second day, I go
00:39:23 --> 00:39:24 check out the Lincoln Memorial. You know, I'm
00:39:24 --> 00:39:27 just checking places out the White House. Yeah.
00:39:27 --> 00:39:28 You're sitting there like, wow, look at all these
00:39:28 --> 00:39:35 marble tiles. That's not great. Yeah, right.
00:39:35 --> 00:39:38 Hey, somebody needs to equalize this right here,
00:39:39 --> 00:39:42 dude. This needs a little bit more tiling. I
00:39:42 --> 00:39:44 don't know. Anyway, but yeah, dude, so like you're
00:39:44 --> 00:39:45 at the Lincoln Memorial. Was like, were she like
00:39:45 --> 00:39:47 standing there in like a red robe or something?
00:39:48 --> 00:39:51 I'm trying to like imagine red carpet in the
00:39:51 --> 00:39:54 helicopter. Why are you floating? Can you come
00:39:54 --> 00:39:58 down from there? I'm in between like. Past the
00:39:58 --> 00:40:00 Washington Monument a little bit in between the
00:40:00 --> 00:40:02 memorial Lincoln Memorial the monument There
00:40:02 --> 00:40:06 is this big tent like a like a canopy whatever,
00:40:06 --> 00:40:09 you know, and it was called David's tent It was
00:40:09 --> 00:40:12 a worship tent. It was it was like big you fit
00:40:12 --> 00:40:14 like a hundred people in there, you know Yeah,
00:40:14 --> 00:40:25 and that's intense I'm very sorry That's good.
00:40:26 --> 00:40:29 I'm sorry. That's so fucking stupid. Okay Like
00:40:29 --> 00:40:31 something sometimes I even say shit that I'm
00:40:31 --> 00:40:34 like damn it dude. Why are you even doing a podcast
00:40:34 --> 00:40:38 bro? Trey you're so dumb. There's like a bunch
00:40:38 --> 00:40:40 of people that's like get to the point this guy
00:40:40 --> 00:40:44 Right you're like dude. He fucking said another
00:40:44 --> 00:40:47 stupid joke. Oh my god anyways alright, so you're
00:40:47 --> 00:40:50 at David's tent Okay. Yeah, Davidson, it's a
00:40:50 --> 00:40:52 worship tent. It's a Christian worship tent.
00:40:53 --> 00:40:57 And I'm wearing this purple shirt that's like
00:40:57 --> 00:41:01 Hawaiian, like a Pacific Islander shirt. And
00:41:01 --> 00:41:03 she comes up to me, she's a Pacific Islander.
00:41:03 --> 00:41:05 I didn't know that. She goes, are you a Pacific
00:41:05 --> 00:41:09 Islander? I was like, no. And she was like, well,
00:41:09 --> 00:41:12 that shirt is a Pacific Islander shirt. That's
00:41:12 --> 00:41:15 my culture, that's my people. And I was like,
00:41:15 --> 00:41:17 oh, that's cool. And then she sat down next to
00:41:17 --> 00:41:19 me and we just talked about it and we talked
00:41:19 --> 00:41:21 about our walk with the Lord. She was like, how
00:41:21 --> 00:41:23 long you been, you know, walking with Jesus?
00:41:24 --> 00:41:26 And, you know, we were just back and forth. And
00:41:26 --> 00:41:28 then eventually the conversation after about
00:41:28 --> 00:41:31 10, 15 minutes got to, what are you doing here?
00:41:31 --> 00:41:33 And I was like, I was praying and I felt the
00:41:33 --> 00:41:35 Lord tell me to come here. And she was like,
00:41:35 --> 00:41:38 I was praying and the Lord told me to come worship
00:41:38 --> 00:41:41 Him at this tent. At two o 'clock? Yeah, huh
00:41:41 --> 00:41:44 at two o 'clock like you both you both had a
00:41:44 --> 00:41:45 schedule to like meet each other kind of thing
00:41:45 --> 00:41:47 I guess it was like a divine appointment. She
00:41:47 --> 00:41:49 was like a divine appointment. That's a really
00:41:49 --> 00:41:52 interesting way to put that Yeah, this is a real
00:41:52 --> 00:41:53 thing Like if you talk to a lot of Christians,
00:41:53 --> 00:41:56 especially the veterans like divine appointments
00:41:56 --> 00:41:58 are real like you'll talk to pastors like and
00:41:58 --> 00:42:02 I had heard this before I got real into it He's
00:42:02 --> 00:42:04 like I know I had a pastor one time like years
00:42:04 --> 00:42:05 and years ago He's like, yeah, there's there's
00:42:05 --> 00:42:08 times where God's like wait right here until
00:42:08 --> 00:42:11 12 44 and he'll just wait there for like 20 minutes
00:42:11 --> 00:42:13 and something will happen where like somebody
00:42:13 --> 00:42:16 will come right across and it is right time right
00:42:16 --> 00:42:18 when they needed him, you know, interesting Yeah,
00:42:18 --> 00:42:20 and and so that's what happened with you two
00:42:20 --> 00:42:23 Yeah, so you meet like I guess like wouldn't
00:42:23 --> 00:42:25 like this conversation you hit it off hit it
00:42:25 --> 00:42:28 off and she was like She was like I never leave
00:42:28 --> 00:42:31 work early. Like I'm I take this job very seriously
00:42:31 --> 00:42:34 I was feeling sick and I was praying and I just
00:42:34 --> 00:42:36 felt the Lord say come worship me and I left
00:42:36 --> 00:42:40 work early and I never do that And like we both
00:42:40 --> 00:42:43 felt and there was just this feeling this strong
00:42:43 --> 00:42:47 Feel like a weighted vest inside the heart and
00:42:47 --> 00:42:50 soul was like alright, you know, and I told her
00:42:50 --> 00:42:54 the idea I said I want metal detectors in every
00:42:54 --> 00:42:57 school in America. I don't know Yeah, I don't
00:42:57 --> 00:42:59 know how I'm supposed to do that. I don't like
00:42:59 --> 00:43:02 that's I felt the Lord I was praying on that
00:43:02 --> 00:43:03 the Lord told me to come here I don't know how
00:43:03 --> 00:43:07 this is gonna be done and she was like I Work
00:43:07 --> 00:43:12 in Congress I Work in Capitol Hill like this
00:43:12 --> 00:43:15 is something that can be done. I can pitch this
00:43:15 --> 00:43:19 and and I was like you're kidding So there I
00:43:19 --> 00:43:21 am sitting with a woman that works in Capitol
00:43:21 --> 00:43:23 Hill, you know what I mean? Like right we get
00:43:23 --> 00:43:27 metal detectors in every school Yeah, this woman
00:43:27 --> 00:43:29 now. Yeah, so you're thinking that you guys like
00:43:29 --> 00:43:32 go on a date or something Yeah, we we we hit
00:43:32 --> 00:43:36 it off We're texting back and forth. We you know,
00:43:36 --> 00:43:39 we go on dates. We go to church together You
00:43:39 --> 00:43:40 know and we're talking about a bunch of things,
00:43:41 --> 00:43:43 right? I'm talking about how I'm like, alright,
00:43:43 --> 00:43:48 so Bitcoin is just a vehicle For black market
00:43:48 --> 00:43:50 industries. It's just a currency for black markets.
00:43:50 --> 00:43:53 That's that's what it was born on. That's what
00:43:53 --> 00:43:58 it is Was she like I know no This is what happened.
00:43:58 --> 00:44:01 She goes the next day after we talked about that
00:44:01 --> 00:44:04 Yeah, she hears about a meeting in Capitol Hill
00:44:04 --> 00:44:06 where they're serving chick -fil -a sandwiches
00:44:06 --> 00:44:11 So she goes I love the specificity. Yeah, they
00:44:11 --> 00:44:13 were serving chick -fil -a dude two packets of
00:44:13 --> 00:44:17 honey mustard. Can you believe it? Chick -fil
00:44:17 --> 00:44:23 -A closed on Sundays. But they were open. Please
00:44:23 --> 00:44:27 continue. No, you're good. You're good. She was
00:44:27 --> 00:44:28 like, yeah, I went to this meeting for Chick
00:44:28 --> 00:44:30 -fil -A sandwiches. They didn't even have them.
00:44:30 --> 00:44:33 They ran out. But they were talking about exactly
00:44:33 --> 00:44:35 what you were telling me about and how Bitcoin
00:44:35 --> 00:44:37 is just a vehicle for black market industries.
00:44:38 --> 00:44:41 So when you say they, It was the people at Chick
00:44:41 --> 00:44:44 -fil -A? Oh, okay. Yeah. This is in Capitol Hill.
00:44:45 --> 00:44:49 Gotcha. And, uh... I just get hung up on things.
00:44:49 --> 00:44:51 No, you're good. I'm sitting there like, dude,
00:44:51 --> 00:44:55 so like, who at Chick -fil -A was... You're like,
00:44:55 --> 00:44:57 you're like, I'm gonna get me an anaconda bit
00:44:57 --> 00:45:00 in here somehow. I know, it was like, can we
00:45:00 --> 00:45:02 keep going? I really need an anaconda jump right
00:45:02 --> 00:45:06 now. It'll be a sick callback. Right? Oh, dude.
00:45:06 --> 00:45:09 But I'm just sitting here... This fucking illuminati
00:45:09 --> 00:45:12 like in my head like as you're telling me the
00:45:12 --> 00:45:14 story She's still like dressed in red and like
00:45:14 --> 00:45:17 floating around and you're walking around with
00:45:17 --> 00:45:20 like your back Backwards trucker hat. Yeah, like
00:45:20 --> 00:45:22 in a Hawaiian shirt. Just being like yeah, dude
00:45:22 --> 00:45:26 fucking Bitcoin, bro Just some crack. Oh, yes.
00:45:26 --> 00:45:29 So like, you know, I just yeah. Oh dude chick
00:45:29 --> 00:45:35 -fil -a Yeah, so like so I apologize cuz I kind
00:45:35 --> 00:45:38 of attached myself to everything but uh, okay,
00:45:39 --> 00:45:43 so She's in Capitol Hill talking about Bitcoin.
00:45:43 --> 00:45:45 Yeah, they're all talking about how bitcoins
00:45:45 --> 00:45:49 a vehicle for black market industries And really,
00:45:49 --> 00:45:52 she said their main concern was how it's a tax
00:45:52 --> 00:45:55 evasion tool and how you like, there's very little
00:45:55 --> 00:45:58 fees to sending it here and there, you know,
00:45:58 --> 00:46:01 moving money. It's just, they just care about
00:46:01 --> 00:46:05 money. And we had a dinner. She takes me to this
00:46:05 --> 00:46:08 Chinese restaurant. Nice, nice restaurant, right?
00:46:09 --> 00:46:11 And it's like really close to the capital. It's
00:46:11 --> 00:46:15 in D .C. And she's celebrating. Right? This is
00:46:15 --> 00:46:18 in September. This is before the government shutdown
00:46:18 --> 00:46:21 happened in October, if you remember that. Oh,
00:46:21 --> 00:46:25 no. I didn't even know. Yeah. So in October,
00:46:25 --> 00:46:26 there was a big shutdown, like the government
00:46:26 --> 00:46:29 shutdown, a bunch of people got laid off, a bunch
00:46:29 --> 00:46:31 of people, the military didn't get paid. Oh,
00:46:31 --> 00:46:34 fuck that. Yeah, it was fucked up. That happened
00:46:34 --> 00:46:38 to me once. And then she was like, yeah, it's
00:46:38 --> 00:46:42 gonna happen for sure. They already knew it was,
00:46:43 --> 00:46:45 and on CNN, they're like, you know, there's a
00:46:45 --> 00:46:48 timer, like, is it gonna happen? Is it not gonna
00:46:48 --> 00:46:50 happen? You know, and it's like, it's like, no,
00:46:50 --> 00:46:52 it's not because of the, everybody on the news
00:46:52 --> 00:46:53 is like, oh, it's because of the Republicans,
00:46:54 --> 00:46:55 and the Republicans are like, it's because of
00:46:55 --> 00:46:56 the Democrats. You know, they're just doing that
00:46:56 --> 00:46:59 WWE fighting back and forth. And I'm sitting
00:46:59 --> 00:47:03 here with one of them. Yeah, Donald Trump's up
00:47:03 --> 00:47:09 on the ropes. Boom! Oh! Biden is dead! I thought
00:47:09 --> 00:47:13 it would be funny if a politician played as a
00:47:13 --> 00:47:15 Democrat or a Republican the entire time and
00:47:15 --> 00:47:16 then they got in the office and they're like,
00:47:17 --> 00:47:20 I'm actually a Democrat! I'm actually a Republican!
00:47:20 --> 00:47:22 Everybody's like, what? He rips his mask off
00:47:22 --> 00:47:25 and it's all blue. It's like, whoa, Donald Trump's
00:47:25 --> 00:47:33 not red, he's actually blue! Less guns, no more
00:47:33 --> 00:47:37 guns. Yeah, no more guns. Everybody's like, oh!
00:47:37 --> 00:47:42 KK marriage is no longer allowed. Everyone is
00:47:42 --> 00:47:47 gay. Everyone is so gay right now. Everyone is
00:47:47 --> 00:47:49 the gayest of all gays. I've never seen anyone
00:47:49 --> 00:47:53 nearly as gay as me. I am so gay. I walked in
00:47:53 --> 00:47:57 and I said, wow, I'm gay. I've always been gay.
00:47:59 --> 00:48:03 Ivana doesn't address her anyway. I address her.
00:48:04 --> 00:48:07 Trump. Anyway, but uh, so sorry. Yeah. No, you're
00:48:07 --> 00:48:09 good. So where where did the I'm still like dude
00:48:09 --> 00:48:11 I'm hanging on by a thread right now trying to
00:48:11 --> 00:48:17 figure out where this anaconda came from anyway
00:48:17 --> 00:48:19 no uh dude like i'm like okay all right so chick
00:48:19 --> 00:48:22 -fil -a chinese restaurant illuminati oh you're
00:48:22 --> 00:48:27 here it is food i know i'm like dude she obviously
00:48:27 --> 00:48:29 tried to feed you she saw that the fasting wasn't
00:48:29 --> 00:48:32 working she's like this boy needs fucking chick
00:48:32 --> 00:48:34 -fil -a okay we now i didn't get to eat chick
00:48:34 --> 00:48:37 -fil -a man i was jealous she was like jealous
00:48:37 --> 00:48:41 no fuck you this is congress who's the illuminati
00:48:41 --> 00:48:44 you gotta pay for this with bitcoin You're gonna
00:48:44 --> 00:48:46 buy our Chick -fil -A, and you're gonna get nothing.
00:48:46 --> 00:48:49 So how'd you figure out that she was in the Illuminati,
00:48:49 --> 00:48:52 and did she just go like, yes, UFOs are real?
00:48:52 --> 00:48:55 She said they had secret meetings. She had brothers
00:48:55 --> 00:48:59 and sisters, mentors. She broke it down in that
00:48:59 --> 00:49:01 sense, and I was like, oh, you know what I mean?
00:49:02 --> 00:49:04 Like, we're having a dinner in the Chinese restaurant,
00:49:05 --> 00:49:07 and she's like, yeah, we had secret meetings
00:49:07 --> 00:49:10 in Capitol Hill, basically saying, don't be too
00:49:10 --> 00:49:13 flashy in the public optic. There's a lot of
00:49:13 --> 00:49:16 people struggling out there. And you got there
00:49:16 --> 00:49:19 at this really nice restaurant? Yeah, we're at
00:49:19 --> 00:49:22 this nice restaurant, and she's celebrating the
00:49:22 --> 00:49:24 shutdown. The shutdown hasn't even happened.
00:49:24 --> 00:49:28 And she was like, basically, there's stipend
00:49:28 --> 00:49:32 checks. She goes, we're all lawyers looking for
00:49:32 --> 00:49:34 loopholes in the system to put American taxpayer
00:49:34 --> 00:49:37 money into our own pockets without the public
00:49:37 --> 00:49:40 knowing. So one of those ways is a government
00:49:40 --> 00:49:42 shutdown. In a government shutdown, they get
00:49:42 --> 00:49:45 months and months of checks ahead of time all
00:49:45 --> 00:49:47 at once. And then when it opens back up, they
00:49:47 --> 00:49:50 continue getting checks again. So it's like,
00:49:50 --> 00:49:53 it's a legal way to put taxpayer money into their
00:49:53 --> 00:49:55 own pockets without anybody noticing it. Oh,
00:49:55 --> 00:49:58 that's fucked. Sucks. So they just play this
00:49:58 --> 00:50:00 like, oh, it's because of the Democrats. Oh,
00:50:00 --> 00:50:01 it's because of the Republicans. They do this
00:50:01 --> 00:50:04 fake bickering, blame each other on the reason
00:50:04 --> 00:50:06 for the shutdown. And really, it's all of them
00:50:06 --> 00:50:09 combined. And then they take a bunch of American
00:50:09 --> 00:50:12 taxpayer money instead of paying the military
00:50:12 --> 00:50:14 instead of paying federal employees They just
00:50:14 --> 00:50:16 put all that money into their own pockets and
00:50:16 --> 00:50:19 they party Yeah, and they celebrate because they
00:50:19 --> 00:50:22 just got a huge bag and they tell they had secret
00:50:22 --> 00:50:26 meetings telling you know the the newer Inductees
00:50:26 --> 00:50:28 of this shit like hey, don't be too flashy out
00:50:28 --> 00:50:31 there. Yeah, we're supposed to be poor. Yeah.
00:50:31 --> 00:50:33 Yeah, there's people struggling out there. Yeah
00:50:34 --> 00:50:38 Ah, yes. This Cavassier is very good. Yeah. From
00:50:38 --> 00:50:41 the 1912s. She had that walk, too. She had the
00:50:41 --> 00:50:42 walk, you know what I mean? She had the glass,
00:50:43 --> 00:50:44 like she was fucking... She was like floating
00:50:44 --> 00:50:46 around. Top shit, you know what I mean? And I
00:50:46 --> 00:50:49 was like, that's just not me, you know what I
00:50:49 --> 00:50:52 mean? And she told me all this, and she even
00:50:52 --> 00:50:57 sent me a $150 cash app that night. Like... I
00:50:57 --> 00:50:59 mean, dude, I'm looking at this money, right?
00:51:00 --> 00:51:03 $150 in my cash app, and I'm like, this is American
00:51:03 --> 00:51:07 taxpayer money. Mm, interesting. This is your
00:51:07 --> 00:51:10 money. This is everyone's watching money. Like,
00:51:10 --> 00:51:13 this is our money, and they just took it from
00:51:13 --> 00:51:16 us. You didn't think to yourself at any point
00:51:16 --> 00:51:19 that, like, hey, I'm glad somebody fed me and
00:51:19 --> 00:51:22 gave me money? I am grateful for that, but it's
00:51:22 --> 00:51:25 just like, it's stolen money. Yeah, okay. It's
00:51:25 --> 00:51:27 literally stolen from everyone Yeah, you know
00:51:27 --> 00:51:30 like so like it did you like the dumper and then
00:51:30 --> 00:51:33 go on your peanut butter falcon quest or no I
00:51:33 --> 00:51:37 I left What there was two things yeah, she was
00:51:37 --> 00:51:39 like I'm like I can get you into any any college
00:51:39 --> 00:51:42 Just one email like we're gonna set you up and
00:51:42 --> 00:51:44 in like it was it was getting serious So she
00:51:44 --> 00:51:46 wanted to do like what did she want anything
00:51:46 --> 00:51:50 from you other than no she she was just like
00:51:50 --> 00:51:51 you're my future husband You know what I mean?
00:51:51 --> 00:51:54 She was like head over heels for me within like
00:51:54 --> 00:51:57 a week and a half, bro. Like it was so quick,
00:51:57 --> 00:52:02 you know? And I just, I was like, look, I have
00:52:02 --> 00:52:07 family. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not getting
00:52:07 --> 00:52:10 into this, whatever this is. This is going to
00:52:10 --> 00:52:12 get me killed or somebody else around me killed.
00:52:12 --> 00:52:15 Dude, it kind of sounds like she wanted a relationship.
00:52:15 --> 00:52:17 Yeah, she did, but she wanted it like, she was
00:52:17 --> 00:52:19 like, you could be, you know, like whatever,
00:52:20 --> 00:52:22 you know, politically and I can get you in any
00:52:22 --> 00:52:25 university, you know, like one email away. She
00:52:25 --> 00:52:28 had that level of power, you know, and, and,
00:52:28 --> 00:52:32 and, you know, that's like a millionaire billionaire
00:52:32 --> 00:52:35 lifestyle that I was like, look, that takes corruption.
00:52:36 --> 00:52:39 I'm not doing that. You know, I was just pouring
00:52:39 --> 00:52:42 concrete in Indiana. And you don't want to end
00:52:42 --> 00:52:47 up a convict. Not even that. I'd have been fine,
00:52:47 --> 00:52:51 you know. But it's that money, all this money
00:52:51 --> 00:52:54 that you're getting is taken from the crew that
00:52:54 --> 00:52:58 I was just working with. I'm not about to be
00:52:58 --> 00:53:01 a millionaire off the backs of other people like
00:53:01 --> 00:53:05 that. That's not me. I don't care. I'll walk
00:53:05 --> 00:53:08 away from that lifestyle. I do not care. Interesting.
00:53:08 --> 00:53:11 Yeah, no, it's kind of like, I don't know, it's
00:53:11 --> 00:53:13 just kind of like a funny, it's a funny little
00:53:13 --> 00:53:15 story. It's kind of crazy. It is. It's insane.
00:53:15 --> 00:53:17 Yeah, it is insane. And it all started off of
00:53:17 --> 00:53:20 hearing the voice of God, which is like, all
00:53:20 --> 00:53:22 right, you're schizophrenic. And it's like, all
00:53:22 --> 00:53:25 right, dude, whatever. Look at the outcome. You
00:53:25 --> 00:53:27 know what I mean? Literally meeting a woman that
00:53:27 --> 00:53:32 works in Capitol Hill. Yeah. And getting government
00:53:32 --> 00:53:35 secrets. Who's in the Illuminati, which is the
00:53:35 --> 00:53:38 secret society of Congress. Does she say that
00:53:38 --> 00:53:40 too? Does she go like, I'm in the Illuminati?
00:53:40 --> 00:53:44 No. No. No. It just, you just, oh, you're, you
00:53:44 --> 00:53:46 know, she was calling me days after I left. She's
00:53:46 --> 00:53:48 like, yeah, I'm with my mentor and my brothers
00:53:48 --> 00:53:50 and sisters and they're all like senators and
00:53:50 --> 00:53:52 shit in the fucking Congress. You're like, oh.
00:53:53 --> 00:53:55 Yeah, we're just floating around right now. There's
00:53:55 --> 00:53:58 an anaconda right here. It's around my shoulders
00:53:58 --> 00:54:00 and everything. You're like, I don't want none
00:54:00 --> 00:54:04 of this. Yeah. My anaconda don't want none. Unless
00:54:04 --> 00:54:08 you got buns on. Yeah. But so like, OK, so you
00:54:08 --> 00:54:11 leave DC and then you end up like, so you're
00:54:11 --> 00:54:13 Shia LaBeouf in peanut butter fogging, right?
00:54:16 --> 00:54:22 No, I'm the guy with Down syndrome and Jesus
00:54:22 --> 00:54:25 is shy of the buff. Really, that's really what
00:54:25 --> 00:54:31 it is. Oh. No, man. Yeah, I left. I went back
00:54:31 --> 00:54:36 to Indiana. I dipped. I just, you know what I
00:54:36 --> 00:54:40 mean? And I still have her phone number. Yeah.
00:54:40 --> 00:54:46 You know what I mean? Don't know man. It's it's
00:54:46 --> 00:54:50 it's insane. It is yeah I always kind of thought
00:54:50 --> 00:54:52 like Illuminati was just kind of a joke to me
00:54:52 --> 00:54:55 like I whatever you know I mean, yeah, then there's
00:54:55 --> 00:54:59 like musicians and and and you know, Hollywood
00:54:59 --> 00:55:06 Illuminati now this was congressional like Political
00:55:06 --> 00:55:10 yeah, you know, yeah like our nation's backbone.
00:55:10 --> 00:55:13 Yeah kind of thing One of the powerhouses of
00:55:13 --> 00:55:17 the world. And I, she, I could see it. She had
00:55:17 --> 00:55:20 that walk. She had that, you know, I could, you
00:55:20 --> 00:55:22 know, send an email. You could go to any universe.
00:55:23 --> 00:55:25 You know what I mean? Anywhere you want. Like,
00:55:25 --> 00:55:27 we're gonna set you up. You're my future husband.
00:55:27 --> 00:55:29 But at what cost? You know? Yeah, at what cost?
00:55:29 --> 00:55:32 At what cost? You know, taxpayer money onto everyone
00:55:32 --> 00:55:35 else. And I judged her and I left. And I felt
00:55:35 --> 00:55:37 the Lord kind of put it on my heart like that.
00:55:37 --> 00:55:39 That was a mistake. I should have stuck with
00:55:39 --> 00:55:41 it. Because I could have made it an influence,
00:55:41 --> 00:55:43 you know, good character, you know, chant, you
00:55:43 --> 00:55:46 know, because she was a good woman. She wasn't
00:55:46 --> 00:55:49 like a bad woman. She was Christ -like. She,
00:55:49 --> 00:55:52 she earnestly was in prayer a lot and suck, like
00:55:52 --> 00:56:01 seek the Lord. I'm sorry. What was that? Yeah.
00:56:02 --> 00:56:05 Fucking, damn dude, Illuminati's a crazy condom.
00:56:05 --> 00:56:08 Yeah, yeah. I guess I'm just a little confused.
00:56:08 --> 00:56:10 So she was, in the Illuminati, completely evil
00:56:10 --> 00:56:12 for stealing taxpayers' money, but she was a
00:56:12 --> 00:56:16 good woman. Decent. Yeah. Decent. I mean, nobody's
00:56:16 --> 00:56:18 really a good person. I mean, there are good
00:56:18 --> 00:56:20 people, but you know what I mean? It's like,
00:56:20 --> 00:56:23 you know, that Jesus says in Mark 10, 18, you
00:56:23 --> 00:56:27 know, why thou callest me good. No one is good
00:56:27 --> 00:56:31 except God alone, you know, mm -hmm. So But uh,
00:56:32 --> 00:56:35 yeah, no She was she was a you know, she tried
00:56:35 --> 00:56:37 her best. She was trying she was really earnestly
00:56:37 --> 00:56:40 trying it just seemed like she just ended up
00:56:40 --> 00:56:42 somewhere where it's like She doesn't do that.
00:56:42 --> 00:56:45 I mean, we're just you know, her life could be
00:56:45 --> 00:56:47 on the line Her family's life could be on the
00:56:47 --> 00:56:50 line at that point. It's like you know, gun to
00:56:50 --> 00:56:52 your head, it's like, yeah, all right, I'm just
00:56:52 --> 00:56:54 not gonna say anything when I get these thousands
00:56:54 --> 00:56:56 of dollars in my pocket. You know what I mean?
00:56:56 --> 00:56:58 That's all I gotta do is not say anything and
00:56:58 --> 00:57:01 just go step by step. It's like, all right. Sometimes
00:57:01 --> 00:57:03 I guess like, I don't know this for certain,
00:57:03 --> 00:57:05 I'm just, you know, but sometimes people are
00:57:05 --> 00:57:06 like victims of circumstance, you know what I
00:57:06 --> 00:57:09 mean? Yeah. And so sometimes I think like, when
00:57:09 --> 00:57:11 it comes to like shit like that, like maybe that,
00:57:11 --> 00:57:13 you know, it's like she was in a position where...
00:57:14 --> 00:57:16 You know that does she had to take money? Of
00:57:16 --> 00:57:18 course, it's complete speculation. She could
00:57:18 --> 00:57:20 have been blackmailed I mean when it comes to
00:57:20 --> 00:57:22 that level of you're in Capitol Hill, it's like
00:57:22 --> 00:57:26 dude. Yes, you know can't fuck around, you know
00:57:26 --> 00:57:28 And there's those people that pose as like good
00:57:28 --> 00:57:30 white knights. And it's like, no, none of the
00:57:30 --> 00:57:32 white knights in there, they're all blackmailed.
00:57:32 --> 00:57:33 Everybody's blackmailed. You know what I mean?
00:57:33 --> 00:57:35 That's just how it works at that level, especially
00:57:35 --> 00:57:38 in secret societies. It's like, they got dirt
00:57:38 --> 00:57:40 on you for a minute. And if they don't, it's
00:57:40 --> 00:57:42 like, we got a scope on your family. You know
00:57:42 --> 00:57:46 what I mean? Yeah, it's kind of a weird thing,
00:57:46 --> 00:57:49 man. It is a weird thing. You know, it's a, it
00:57:49 --> 00:57:50 just, because you don't, you don't ever, you
00:57:50 --> 00:57:53 don't know what people are capable of, you know?
00:57:53 --> 00:57:55 And a lot of times, like, you don't really realize,
00:57:55 --> 00:57:57 like, the influence that people have on you until
00:57:57 --> 00:58:00 they do, you know? Or sometimes you don't realize
00:58:00 --> 00:58:01 the influence that people have on you until they
00:58:01 --> 00:58:04 let go, you know? And that's, you know, like,
00:58:04 --> 00:58:06 sometimes I still struggle with that because
00:58:06 --> 00:58:10 I've stopped, like, things in my life for, like,
00:58:10 --> 00:58:13 areas where some of my family members have told
00:58:13 --> 00:58:17 me that I'm not the strongest. And... So it's
00:58:17 --> 00:58:20 like, it kind of, it makes me like, you know,
00:58:20 --> 00:58:22 back then I was so influential that I listened
00:58:22 --> 00:58:25 to them and I just like let it happen. And then
00:58:25 --> 00:58:28 it wasn't till I grew. And then I kind of learned
00:58:28 --> 00:58:31 I'm like, they have no influence on my life whatsoever.
00:58:32 --> 00:58:34 You know what I mean? And so it's kind of like,
00:58:35 --> 00:58:38 like I had to grow up to learn that. And so in
00:58:38 --> 00:58:40 many ways I still am learning. It's kind of crazy,
00:58:40 --> 00:58:43 you know? But dude, like, I feel like there's...
00:58:43 --> 00:58:46 God, you got, like, material in that little story.
00:58:46 --> 00:58:50 Yeah, I do need to make something. I got a lot
00:58:50 --> 00:58:52 of things I just haven't sat down and, like,
00:58:52 --> 00:58:55 broke apart yet for material. Yeah. Dude, I know
00:58:55 --> 00:58:57 what you mean, man. Like, the only thing I've
00:58:57 --> 00:59:00 got right now is anaconda. That's the only thing
00:59:00 --> 00:59:03 I got going for me, dude. And you kind of don't.
00:59:04 --> 00:59:08 Right? I'm like, so how do you feel that you
00:59:08 --> 00:59:10 are at stand -up? Like, do you feel like that
00:59:10 --> 00:59:13 you're good at it? Or do you feel like... Some
00:59:13 --> 00:59:15 days I am, but when I start thinking I'm too
00:59:15 --> 00:59:18 good at it, I bomb. It's like a humbling thing.
00:59:18 --> 00:59:20 I call it a God thing, you know, in situations
00:59:20 --> 00:59:24 like that, you know. Whatever. So... But hold
00:59:24 --> 00:59:26 on. Can I go back to what I was saying earlier
00:59:26 --> 00:59:27 for a second? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I didn't mean
00:59:27 --> 00:59:30 to bulldoze. No, you're good. You're good. I
00:59:30 --> 00:59:33 will say this. I judged her and all of them for
00:59:33 --> 00:59:37 being tax collectors. Mm -hmm. And then Jesus
00:59:37 --> 00:59:38 put on my heart that that was a mistake for me
00:59:38 --> 00:59:41 leaving. Because when Jesus sat down and ate
00:59:41 --> 00:59:43 with the people, and they were like, why are
00:59:43 --> 00:59:45 you sitting and eating with them? It was the
00:59:45 --> 00:59:48 tax collectors. It was tax collectors? Yeah.
00:59:48 --> 00:59:50 Like those 12, those 12 guys he ate breakfast
00:59:50 --> 00:59:53 with? No, those are, those were his disciples.
00:59:53 --> 00:59:55 Oh, oh. Which they were all like teenagers and
00:59:55 --> 00:59:59 like lower 20s too. Yeah, they were like 19,
00:59:59 --> 01:00:02 17, 20, and he got a bunch of, the disciples
01:00:02 --> 01:00:06 were young. But not all of them. I think some
01:00:06 --> 01:00:08 of them were older. But most of his disciples
01:00:08 --> 01:00:11 were young. Correct me if I'm wrong, Internet.
01:00:12 --> 01:00:17 But yeah, they were tax collectors. And the people
01:00:17 --> 01:00:19 were like, why are you sitting and eating with
01:00:19 --> 01:00:22 them? So if Jesus came back today, he'd be sitting
01:00:22 --> 01:00:26 with the tax collectors. The politicians that
01:00:26 --> 01:00:29 we are like, they're scumbags taking from us.
01:00:31 --> 01:00:33 Trump and all them, you know, he'd be sitting
01:00:33 --> 01:00:37 and eating with them. Like I'm a doctor. I'm
01:00:37 --> 01:00:40 here to heal them. You know what I mean? Mm -hmm.
01:00:40 --> 01:00:42 I'm not here for the people that are already
01:00:42 --> 01:00:45 righteous and good. I'm here to save the sinners,
01:00:45 --> 01:00:47 you know? And then he also had a whole sermon
01:00:47 --> 01:00:50 because the church judged just like I did. I
01:00:50 --> 01:00:51 judged her for being a tax collector when I met
01:00:51 --> 01:00:53 her and all that and then I left. I judged. I
01:00:53 --> 01:00:56 was like, you know, whatever. Mm -hmm. And then
01:00:56 --> 01:00:59 there's a sermon where or there's a part where
01:00:59 --> 01:01:03 Jesus, he He brings in a prostitute and a tax
01:01:03 --> 01:01:05 collector into the church, speaking to the pastors
01:01:05 --> 01:01:08 and the church members saying, very truly I tell
01:01:08 --> 01:01:11 you, they shall enter the kingdom of heaven before
01:01:11 --> 01:01:16 you. Mm -hmm. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Well, um,
01:01:16 --> 01:01:18 yeah, I'm sorry, but I hate it because this is
01:01:18 --> 01:01:19 like one of those things I was telling you about
01:01:19 --> 01:01:21 where like we Yeah, but we can yeah, it could
01:01:21 --> 01:01:24 be a tendency like to kind of veer off or whatever
01:01:24 --> 01:01:26 But uh, yeah, we're actually at the point right
01:01:26 --> 01:01:29 now where we're gonna stop it Okay, but uh, but
01:01:29 --> 01:01:31 yeah, I was gonna say that that do you like,
01:01:31 --> 01:01:33 you know, I'm happy you came on Thank you so
01:01:33 --> 01:01:36 much for coming on. Um, I had fucked on a phone.
01:01:36 --> 01:01:38 It was a lot of fun And I loved hearing that
01:01:38 --> 01:01:41 story about the the Illuminati lady. Yeah, pardon
01:01:41 --> 01:01:44 my pardon my goofiness like no, that's okay,
01:01:44 --> 01:01:46 dude Like I get it. You gotta be goofy man. Yeah,
01:01:46 --> 01:01:49 I just just kind of like just kind of am but
01:01:49 --> 01:01:52 anyway, uh But this is this is your camera right
01:01:52 --> 01:01:53 here. Is there anything that you want to tell
01:01:53 --> 01:01:57 the people man? Um Here, let me pull it up. Yes.
01:01:57 --> 01:02:00 We're gonna pull it up right now on the camera
01:02:00 --> 01:02:06 Yes He's got his phone out. This is my main My
01:02:06 --> 01:02:09 cell phone is out. He's tapping away tapping
01:02:09 --> 01:02:11 away on the cellular telephonic communication
01:02:11 --> 01:02:15 device This is all I got this is my my final
01:02:15 --> 01:02:23 message It's all about love in first John 4 16
01:02:23 --> 01:02:27 it says God is love and He who abides in love
01:02:27 --> 01:02:31 abides in God and God in him So it's all about
01:02:31 --> 01:02:34 love above all love each other deeply. That's
01:02:34 --> 01:02:38 that is the main Essence of everything creation
01:02:38 --> 01:02:43 everything it's all about love God is love Hell
01:02:43 --> 01:02:45 yeah, man. Well, dude, thank you so much for
01:02:45 --> 01:02:47 coming on man. It's a great freaking message,
01:02:47 --> 01:02:48 dude Do you have any shows or anything lined
01:02:48 --> 01:02:55 up at all or uh Friday and Saturdays I do Vulcan
01:02:55 --> 01:03:01 heavy hitters and Saturdays and Jack's loon Spotlight
01:03:01 --> 01:03:05 series I've been running Narbara or been doing
01:03:05 --> 01:03:10 and running Narbo Narbara shows now Just on Thursday
01:03:10 --> 01:03:13 nights midnight Friday night midnight 10 o 'clock
01:03:13 --> 01:03:16 you've been out Saturday night midnight You know,
01:03:16 --> 01:03:18 I'm doing the shows and and starting to run them
01:03:18 --> 01:03:21 now. So it's pretty cool. Um, yeah, my Instagram
01:03:21 --> 01:03:26 is Isaiah Pichardo for love Sure, it'll be on
01:03:26 --> 01:03:29 the the link or yeah, yeah Yeah, I always put
01:03:29 --> 01:03:32 everybody's stuff out there so they can catch
01:03:32 --> 01:03:33 you anywhere and everything But I just wanted
01:03:33 --> 01:03:35 to give you you know the stage to say something
01:03:35 --> 01:03:37 but uh, but dude Thank you so much for coming
01:03:37 --> 01:03:39 on man. I really appreciate it Hope you had a
01:03:39 --> 01:03:41 good time dude, and you know if we pray to end
01:03:41 --> 01:03:45 it off I don't really do that, but if you if
01:03:45 --> 01:03:46 that's what you want to do man You're more than
01:03:46 --> 01:03:49 welcome to yes, please no respect that for sure
01:03:49 --> 01:03:53 sweet All right, you ready? Heavenly Father,
01:03:53 --> 01:03:55 thank you for this opportunity. I pray that you
01:03:55 --> 01:03:58 bless him and his podcasts and his future endeavors
01:03:58 --> 01:04:03 and all the future comedians that he has on this
01:04:03 --> 01:04:05 show, God, and all the listeners hearing this,
01:04:05 --> 01:04:08 God. I pray that you reveal yourself to us, give
01:04:08 --> 01:04:12 us wisdom, discernment, love, peace, joy, faith,
01:04:13 --> 01:04:16 and hope. And I pray that you give us peace that
01:04:16 --> 01:04:20 surpasses all understanding and your glory shines
01:04:20 --> 01:04:23 through me and Everyone watching in Jesus name.
01:04:23 --> 01:04:26 Amen Awesome brother, man. Well, thanks again,
01:04:26 --> 01:04:28 man. I really appreciate it dude. Thank you really
01:04:28 --> 01:04:30 good episode. That was awesome. Oh, yeah Yeah,
01:04:30 --> 01:04:32 and that's it. That is a wrap. Thank you for
01:04:32 --> 01:04:33 tuning in. Have a good night