The doctor is in! In this mysterious episode, Dr. Rabbit takes us into a world of conspiracy. Watch and listen as we discuss her favorite conspiracies and my ignorance of all of them. This was a hilarious episode because at many points I didn’t even know the conspiracy for which we were speaking. Nonetheless, the topics go far and wide. She also discusses her victory in court when she sued Meta and actually won; it comes with a price, though! Tune in this week before it gets classified! Thanks for coming on the show, Doc! - Trey
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00:00:46 --> 00:00:50 When you bomb your podcast on Only Bombs. We
00:00:50 --> 00:00:54 bombed Only Bombs. Yeah. No, I really appreciate
00:00:54 --> 00:01:00 your patience and everything with that. You know,
00:01:00 --> 00:01:02 sometimes sometimes these things like they never
00:01:02 --> 00:01:04 go like how you think they're gonna go, you know
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 what I mean? It's like stand -up, you know, and
00:01:06 --> 00:01:08 then you go redo it at another club and hope
00:01:08 --> 00:01:10 for the best or another audience and hope for
00:01:10 --> 00:01:13 the best. I don't know, we redo it for each other.
00:01:13 --> 00:01:15 I don't know what we're redoing it for. YouTube,
00:01:15 --> 00:01:18 there we go. Yeah, YouTube and those clips, those
00:01:18 --> 00:01:23 millions of clips. All the shorts and all the
00:01:23 --> 00:01:26 clippings of it, yeah. Oh my god, yeah, no, it
00:01:26 --> 00:01:29 was a... Nah, that was one thing I had to learn
00:01:29 --> 00:01:30 how to do when I started getting into this whole
00:01:30 --> 00:01:35 deal, is figure out how to do clips and stuff.
00:01:35 --> 00:01:39 And I still don't get it. I still don't get it.
00:01:39 --> 00:01:41 There's a way to do it. Have you ever seen those
00:01:41 --> 00:01:46 clips where people were just sort of like, I
00:01:46 --> 00:01:48 don't know how to explain it. Basically, you
00:01:48 --> 00:01:50 watch them and they're able to retain your...
00:01:50 --> 00:01:53 your attention, like you don't want to look away
00:01:53 --> 00:01:56 because you want it to end, but you're not necessarily.
00:01:56 --> 00:01:57 Yep, and you're like, I want to scroll. And then
00:01:57 --> 00:01:59 if you do scroll, you go right back and you're
00:01:59 --> 00:02:01 like, yeah, I want to walk it. Fuck, I didn't
00:02:01 --> 00:02:03 see how it ended. You're like, oh, I just need
00:02:03 --> 00:02:05 to know like whether or not this wooly mammoth
00:02:05 --> 00:02:08 is real. You know, like, that's like, that's
00:02:08 --> 00:02:11 basically like it, you know, it's just, I'm like,
00:02:11 --> 00:02:15 my shit, it's not going to be that way. That's
00:02:15 --> 00:02:17 how I am with the Tim Dillon clips I was telling
00:02:17 --> 00:02:20 you about. That guy who like makes the heat.
00:02:20 --> 00:02:22 What he does is he his things like fluffy ducks
00:02:22 --> 00:02:24 or whatever. And what he does is he goes, I'm
00:02:24 --> 00:02:27 a DJ and I only do Tim Dillon drops. And that's
00:02:27 --> 00:02:29 when he does his things like, give me a hot Asian
00:02:29 --> 00:02:32 tranny spouting some Marxism. Daddy's all ears.
00:02:32 --> 00:02:33 I don't know what the fuck that is. And neither
00:02:33 --> 00:02:35 do they. That those are the ones that I'm like,
00:02:36 --> 00:02:37 I got to see what Tim Dillon says because he
00:02:37 --> 00:02:40 gets like the best like whatever he says. And
00:02:40 --> 00:02:42 it's so funny. Yeah, he's a, he's pretty crazy.
00:02:42 --> 00:02:44 Like when you go and watch his stuff, it's like,
00:02:44 --> 00:02:46 and he does it by himself, right? Yeah, it's
00:02:46 --> 00:02:49 just him. And then it's like his crew, like laughing
00:02:49 --> 00:02:51 in the background. It makes it funny. Yeah. You
00:02:51 --> 00:02:53 see, I'm like, I tried to do that a few times.
00:02:54 --> 00:02:57 I tried to sit down and, um, just record like
00:02:57 --> 00:02:59 me, like talking and just saying what's on my
00:02:59 --> 00:03:02 mind. And I was like, wow, this fucking sucks.
00:03:03 --> 00:03:05 You know, I was like, you can't do it. I did
00:03:05 --> 00:03:07 it once and I will never do it again. I uploaded
00:03:07 --> 00:03:10 it. It was me talking about, um, the. arena show,
00:03:11 --> 00:03:13 like the New Year's Eve arena show, or the New
00:03:13 --> 00:03:16 Year's arena show that they do here with Kil
00:03:16 --> 00:03:18 Tony. And so I was just like, all right, I went
00:03:18 --> 00:03:20 to the arena show and this is what it was like.
00:03:20 --> 00:03:23 And like, I was like, this sucks. Like halfway
00:03:23 --> 00:03:24 through it, I'm like, I don't like that. I'm
00:03:24 --> 00:03:28 like talking to a camera and it's just me. No
00:03:28 --> 00:03:29 one's interacting, and I feel like I'm telling
00:03:29 --> 00:03:32 myself how it was, and I'm like, I'm never doing
00:03:32 --> 00:03:34 this again. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
00:03:34 --> 00:03:37 Like, the whole Trey on stage thing originally
00:03:37 --> 00:03:40 started off with, like, a talking head sort of
00:03:40 --> 00:03:42 thing that I was trying to do, where it was literally
00:03:42 --> 00:03:46 just me saying my journey in stand -up. It was
00:03:46 --> 00:03:51 like, only bombs before only bombs. And I just
00:03:51 --> 00:03:54 entitled it Trey on stage, and it was okay, you
00:03:54 --> 00:03:56 know, but I was like... there's just something
00:03:56 --> 00:03:58 about it where I was like, this ain't working,
00:03:59 --> 00:04:01 man. Like, it's just not interesting, you know?
00:04:02 --> 00:04:04 And then, but then you see Tim Dillon and it's
00:04:04 --> 00:04:07 like, you got to think about how much research
00:04:07 --> 00:04:11 and how much like thought goes into the things
00:04:11 --> 00:04:13 that he's putting out there. And it's like an
00:04:13 --> 00:04:16 hour long and he doesn't stop. And like, I think
00:04:16 --> 00:04:18 he has notes there, but I don't know if they're
00:04:18 --> 00:04:20 real. I think it's like a prop. like to make
00:04:20 --> 00:04:21 it look like he's doing the news or whatever.
00:04:22 --> 00:04:24 That's like my weekly news, because no one watches
00:04:24 --> 00:04:27 the real news as I watched him to get his take
00:04:27 --> 00:04:29 on what's going on in the world. Because it's
00:04:29 --> 00:04:32 just like, he's so funny with like the things
00:04:32 --> 00:04:34 that are happening and that are negative. He
00:04:34 --> 00:04:37 just has the funniest takes on it and kind of
00:04:37 --> 00:04:39 makes it lighthearted on everything that's going
00:04:39 --> 00:04:41 on. Yeah, it makes you feel better just watching
00:04:41 --> 00:04:43 that. It does, yeah. Do you have any other like
00:04:43 --> 00:04:46 favorite podcasts that you like follow or, you
00:04:46 --> 00:04:50 know, even comedians? Yeah, so Tim Dillon's definitely
00:04:50 --> 00:04:57 my favorite by far. I'm so into like clips or
00:04:57 --> 00:04:59 whatever. That's the biggest thing is I don't
00:04:59 --> 00:05:02 like watch the whole thing. Naturally Troy Bond
00:05:02 --> 00:05:05 because he's a good friend of mine. So I'm a
00:05:05 --> 00:05:08 huge fan of his. He's amazing. Yeah, he's such
00:05:08 --> 00:05:11 a sweetheart and he's really been probably my
00:05:11 --> 00:05:14 biggest mentor in comedy. And so I'm definitely
00:05:14 --> 00:05:18 a fan of his. Seen his bits a million times and
00:05:18 --> 00:05:20 they never never get old plus his crowd works
00:05:20 --> 00:05:22 so good Oh, yeah, so like I don't feel like I've
00:05:22 --> 00:05:25 seen it a million times I would had one where
00:05:25 --> 00:05:28 it was his shows back -to -back and they were
00:05:28 --> 00:05:31 both totally different like 45 minute sets and
00:05:31 --> 00:05:33 I don't think he repeated hardly any of the jokes
00:05:33 --> 00:05:36 and I was like that is crazy he is really did
00:05:36 --> 00:05:39 like 90 minutes of comedy. I've never seen anything
00:05:39 --> 00:05:42 like it. Wow, that's all just crazy. Well, what's
00:05:42 --> 00:05:44 this podcast called? Do you know? Yeah, it's
00:05:44 --> 00:05:47 Bonding with Troy Bond is his podcast. Bonding
00:05:47 --> 00:05:50 with Troy Bond, okay. Yeah, and then he has another
00:05:50 --> 00:05:52 one for Star Wars fans, and I don't remember
00:05:52 --> 00:05:54 what that one's called, but that one's more,
00:05:54 --> 00:05:56 I don't think it's really a comedy podcast. I
00:05:56 --> 00:05:59 think that's just him talking about Star Wars
00:05:59 --> 00:06:01 because he's like a huge, like Star Wars. Just
00:06:01 --> 00:06:04 geeking out. As is like his interest, you know,
00:06:04 --> 00:06:07 with his friends and stuff. Oh, that's cool.
00:06:07 --> 00:06:09 That's cool. Yeah, I love Troidmon. And I know
00:06:09 --> 00:06:12 we kind of spoke about it before, but, but yeah,
00:06:12 --> 00:06:15 no, he's a, no, he's always been like fantastic.
00:06:15 --> 00:06:18 I love how just like, we were talking about how
00:06:18 --> 00:06:21 he was just so, so sharp, you know, and he's
00:06:21 --> 00:06:24 so quick and quick -witted. And it's like, if
00:06:24 --> 00:06:26 you, if you as a heckler, especially you as a
00:06:26 --> 00:06:28 heckler, think you're gonna, you know, yeah,
00:06:28 --> 00:06:30 you think you're gonna take him on. It's like,
00:06:30 --> 00:06:33 he knows how to handle it, you know, and he does
00:06:33 --> 00:06:36 it with a smile. I know. He does it with a smile.
00:06:36 --> 00:06:38 It's crazy. And they'll be like, they'll be like,
00:06:38 --> 00:06:40 there's one where she literally goes, you're
00:06:40 --> 00:06:43 not funny or whatever. And she was like German
00:06:43 --> 00:06:45 or whatever. And he was like, oh, the person
00:06:45 --> 00:06:47 from Germany doesn't like the Nazi jokes. I've
00:06:47 --> 00:06:50 seen that clip a thousand times. I'm like, oh
00:06:50 --> 00:06:54 my gosh. Like she set that up so perfectly for
00:06:54 --> 00:06:58 him. It was like, oh my gosh, this isn't staged
00:06:58 --> 00:07:00 at all. And I know firsthand they're not staged
00:07:00 --> 00:07:03 because I... You know, I've been there with them
00:07:03 --> 00:07:04 and so I know they're not staged and it's just,
00:07:05 --> 00:07:07 I don't know, he's amazing. I told you earlier
00:07:07 --> 00:07:10 today that I actually wear this bracelet like
00:07:10 --> 00:07:12 every day. I've never taken it off because I
00:07:12 --> 00:07:15 was like really going through it. And it was
00:07:15 --> 00:07:17 like some things was comedy too. And I was just
00:07:17 --> 00:07:19 like, I guess I'm not really built for this.
00:07:19 --> 00:07:22 I'm doing my best. Like, I'm sorry. And he like
00:07:22 --> 00:07:24 put this on my wrist and he was like, anytime
00:07:24 --> 00:07:27 you bomb. you look at that and you know that
00:07:27 --> 00:07:30 you have Troy Allstate and that, you know, I'm
00:07:30 --> 00:07:32 always gonna be there for you and you're gonna
00:07:32 --> 00:07:34 be a great comedian and it was just like really
00:07:34 --> 00:07:35 encouraging because I was like really going through
00:07:35 --> 00:07:38 it and I haven't taken it off. It says hee -hee
00:07:38 --> 00:07:41 because he's a big Michael Jackson fan and...
00:07:41 --> 00:07:44 Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. One of my favorite
00:07:44 --> 00:07:48 clips from him was I think a woman got upset.
00:07:48 --> 00:07:49 I don't remember. I don't remember what. I can
00:07:49 --> 00:07:53 probably recite it. Right. It was a woman who
00:07:53 --> 00:07:55 got... Upset and I think it was like a racial
00:07:55 --> 00:07:56 thing because I don't think she realized that
00:07:56 --> 00:07:59 he was black Yeah, she called it. She was like
00:07:59 --> 00:08:01 anybody who's black and laughing at his jokes
00:08:01 --> 00:08:04 or something like that But she called him the
00:08:04 --> 00:08:06 most racist comic ever whatever and he was about
00:08:06 --> 00:08:08 to say I'm not white I think is what he's about
00:08:08 --> 00:08:10 to say but he was like I'm not and she just kept
00:08:10 --> 00:08:12 interrupting him and then he finished it out
00:08:12 --> 00:08:14 where he revealed that he was half black and
00:08:14 --> 00:08:17 he was like my dad's black and my mom's a urban
00:08:17 --> 00:08:20 my dad's black my mom's white, but I came out
00:08:20 --> 00:08:24 of Puerto Rican lesbian is what he says. And
00:08:24 --> 00:08:28 I actually made him as a thank you. I made him
00:08:28 --> 00:08:31 like a notebook and it says the most racist comic
00:08:31 --> 00:08:33 ever because that lady was calling him a racist
00:08:33 --> 00:08:36 for not liking black people when he is black.
00:08:36 --> 00:08:38 So I thought it was so funny. And so I made this
00:08:38 --> 00:08:41 notebook and I put the most racist comic ever,
00:08:42 --> 00:08:44 and he called her Kamala Harris. That also made
00:08:44 --> 00:08:46 her mad. Oh, that's right. He did. He called
00:08:46 --> 00:08:49 her Kamala Harris. Yeah. So I put it in quotes,
00:08:49 --> 00:08:51 and then I put Kamala Harris to make it look
00:08:51 --> 00:08:54 like it was a quote by her. And then I put, like,
00:08:54 --> 00:08:56 Star Wars and Michael Jackson stuff glued on
00:08:56 --> 00:08:58 it, and then a little bow, because they give
00:08:58 --> 00:09:00 it my touch. But yeah. I remember her as, like,
00:09:00 --> 00:09:03 stopping right in front of the camera and, like,
00:09:04 --> 00:09:06 just seething. Oh, yeah. And then they zoomed
00:09:06 --> 00:09:08 in on her, too. Yeah, they zoomed in on her.
00:09:09 --> 00:09:12 And he just like, I feel like a lot of people
00:09:12 --> 00:09:17 would have crumbled in some way, but unshakable.
00:09:17 --> 00:09:20 I love Troy Vaughn. I was telling you about the
00:09:20 --> 00:09:23 one time there was a guy who was just like, he
00:09:23 --> 00:09:26 did not want to laugh. His wife had stormed out
00:09:26 --> 00:09:29 because she heckled him and Troy won as he does.
00:09:29 --> 00:09:32 And like the guy was like not wanting to laugh.
00:09:32 --> 00:09:34 And so Troy, instead of destroying him, as he
00:09:34 --> 00:09:36 usually does, he was like, you know what? I'm
00:09:36 --> 00:09:39 going to get you on my side. That was the show
00:09:39 --> 00:09:41 where I was like, he just did like 90 minutes
00:09:41 --> 00:09:42 of straight comedy because the sets were totally
00:09:42 --> 00:09:46 different. He changed his jokes to make that
00:09:46 --> 00:09:49 guy happy. He was trying to figure out. what
00:09:49 --> 00:09:50 the guy liked and what he didn't like. Cause
00:09:50 --> 00:09:52 he would look over and be like, oh, no, we're
00:09:52 --> 00:09:53 going to do a new topic. And he was trying all
00:09:53 --> 00:09:55 these jokes. And then finally the guy gets like
00:09:55 --> 00:09:57 busted up laughing at one of the jokes. And I
00:09:57 --> 00:09:59 don't even know what it was. And Troy was like,
00:09:59 --> 00:10:02 got him. And the guy walked up there and like
00:10:02 --> 00:10:04 pounded it with him. And he was like, yeah, see
00:10:04 --> 00:10:06 it. He was like, I want him over. And he was
00:10:06 --> 00:10:08 like, now go get your wife. I want to win her
00:10:08 --> 00:10:11 over or something like that. And she didn't come
00:10:11 --> 00:10:14 back. But yeah, I forgot which one, like somebody
00:10:14 --> 00:10:17 said something to him and he was like, uh, he
00:10:17 --> 00:10:19 was like, you can't say nothing to me that I
00:10:19 --> 00:10:21 haven't said to myself in front of the mirror.
00:10:22 --> 00:10:23 From the mirror. It was that same clip. He was
00:10:23 --> 00:10:25 like, you haven't. Oh, it was the same clip.
00:10:25 --> 00:10:27 I haven't said two inches from the mirror or
00:10:27 --> 00:10:30 something like that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's,
00:10:30 --> 00:10:32 he's just good. He's just somebody to, you know,
00:10:33 --> 00:10:35 like, I love, I think we touched base on this
00:10:35 --> 00:10:38 before too, as a, I love that. you know, somebody
00:10:38 --> 00:10:40 of his caliber who's like, you know, a professional
00:10:40 --> 00:10:43 is still like willing to like talk to younger
00:10:43 --> 00:10:46 comics and, and help, you know, younger comics
00:10:46 --> 00:10:48 come about. That really shows a lot about character
00:10:48 --> 00:10:51 and like in his character. Cause you know, you
00:10:51 --> 00:10:54 see like once comedians get to like a certain
00:10:54 --> 00:10:56 area or certain caliber, it's like, they just
00:10:56 --> 00:10:59 kind of brush off those who helped, helped them
00:10:59 --> 00:11:02 in any way. Oh yeah. He, I don't deserve his
00:11:02 --> 00:11:04 attention like at all. And like, I've learned
00:11:04 --> 00:11:06 a lot. Like I want to, if I were to ever blow
00:11:06 --> 00:11:08 up, I would want to be a Troy Vaughn because,
00:11:08 --> 00:11:10 like, I don't deserve his attention, but he's
00:11:10 --> 00:11:13 been such a mentor to me and, like, he has nothing
00:11:13 --> 00:11:15 to gain from that. There is nothing to gain from
00:11:15 --> 00:11:18 me. And, like, it's just so nice. And then he's
00:11:18 --> 00:11:21 also a good person, like, PR -wise because he,
00:11:21 --> 00:11:24 after every show, he does a meet and greet. Despite
00:11:24 --> 00:11:26 the fact that he has like 800 followers.
00:11:26 --> 00:11:28 He's almost at a million or whatever He doesn't
00:11:28 --> 00:11:30 meet and greet after every show and so there's
00:11:30 --> 00:11:33 a ton of fans They're all lined up and they take
00:11:33 --> 00:11:34 forever because you'll spend like 20 minutes
00:11:34 --> 00:11:37 talking to them and then was wild I will never
00:11:37 --> 00:11:39 be able to pull this off was wild is he'll be
00:11:39 --> 00:11:41 like there's one where he like remembered her
00:11:41 --> 00:11:43 name He remembered that she started like a flower
00:11:43 --> 00:11:45 shop like last year and he was like, how's your
00:11:45 --> 00:11:47 flower shop going that new business? That's insane.
00:11:47 --> 00:11:49 Yeah, and she was like, oh it's going really
00:11:49 --> 00:11:50 well and he was like, oh he was like I'm so glad
00:11:50 --> 00:11:53 to hear that and I'm like You remember her name,
00:11:53 --> 00:11:55 the flower shop, like that's wild. That is insane.
00:11:55 --> 00:11:58 And it's just like you had 300 fans that go through
00:11:58 --> 00:12:01 here and you just remembered her? It's just crazy
00:12:01 --> 00:12:05 to me. I've met some bigger comics who were like,
00:12:05 --> 00:12:09 I'm just going to say like huge, right? And I've
00:12:09 --> 00:12:11 seen the way that they are with fans and you
00:12:11 --> 00:12:14 know, fans get excited when they see them. And
00:12:14 --> 00:12:17 I've seen a few of them like where the fan will
00:12:17 --> 00:12:19 want to take a picture and they just immediately
00:12:19 --> 00:12:22 are like, okay. Like it's almost like they're
00:12:22 --> 00:12:25 just completely annoyed which I understand like,
00:12:25 --> 00:12:28 you know bombardment and stuff like that I get
00:12:28 --> 00:12:29 like, you know, if you're out with your family
00:12:29 --> 00:12:31 that's inappropriate and things like that but
00:12:31 --> 00:12:33 when you're in the club and you know, people
00:12:33 --> 00:12:37 paid to see you and stuff I feel like I would
00:12:37 --> 00:12:40 want to give them proper attention to but of
00:12:40 --> 00:12:42 course, I'm not in that position I don't have
00:12:42 --> 00:12:44 people coming up to me all the time. Yeah, I
00:12:44 --> 00:12:47 mean, so do you have like a perspective on on
00:12:47 --> 00:12:50 that and like fame and you know Yeah, I mean,
00:12:50 --> 00:12:53 I'm definitely not famous, but when I'm in Austin
00:12:53 --> 00:12:54 a lot of times, especially when you're signing
00:12:54 --> 00:12:57 up for Kill Tony, everybody's a Kill Tony fan.
00:12:57 --> 00:12:59 That's why they're there. When I'm sitting in
00:12:59 --> 00:13:01 Shakespeare's, I do have a lot of people coming
00:13:01 --> 00:13:03 up to me and they're like, oh, you're that rabbit
00:13:03 --> 00:13:06 girl. And I'm like, that's me. And so I've had
00:13:06 --> 00:13:08 people take like selfies with me and stuff. I
00:13:08 --> 00:13:10 think, you know, they like tagging me and they
00:13:10 --> 00:13:12 like, I always, that's another thing Troy does
00:13:12 --> 00:13:15 that's really cool is he'll repost someone's
00:13:15 --> 00:13:17 like, you know. photo with him and that always
00:13:17 --> 00:13:20 makes people feel good like when you repose like
00:13:20 --> 00:13:23 oh look who i met or whatever and so um yeah
00:13:23 --> 00:13:25 and so i always try to do that but i mean it's
00:13:25 --> 00:13:28 not like that happens to me right a lot you know
00:13:28 --> 00:13:30 someone who's really friendly about like taking
00:13:30 --> 00:13:31 photos with people i don't want to say this too
00:13:31 --> 00:13:33 much though and then everybody will be swarming
00:13:33 --> 00:13:35 in when they see him but um tony's really good
00:13:35 --> 00:13:38 about that um he there's so many like people
00:13:38 --> 00:13:40 taking selfies with him and stuff and like even
00:13:40 --> 00:13:43 me One time I was sitting at Mitzi's and I had
00:13:43 --> 00:13:45 no idea he was behind me. He was, you know, with
00:13:45 --> 00:13:46 his friends or whatever. And I'm just talking
00:13:46 --> 00:13:49 to the bartenders because they're just like really
00:13:49 --> 00:13:51 nice and sweet. And they just talk to everybody.
00:13:51 --> 00:13:54 And he was walking out of Mitzi's and he stopped
00:13:54 --> 00:13:57 and he was like, you know, not even going to
00:13:57 --> 00:13:59 say hi or whatever. And I was like, oh my gosh,
00:13:59 --> 00:14:01 Tony. And I had no idea he was sitting behind
00:14:01 --> 00:14:03 me. And he stopped and like, he took a selfie
00:14:03 --> 00:14:05 with me and like, he knew that was going to be
00:14:05 --> 00:14:07 on social media. He knew I was going to post
00:14:07 --> 00:14:10 that. You know, he didn't have to do that. He
00:14:10 --> 00:14:12 could have just walked out and not acknowledge
00:14:12 --> 00:14:14 me, but he like stopped and he was like, hey,
00:14:15 --> 00:14:17 don't read the comments. Like you did great.
00:14:17 --> 00:14:19 Like you're really likable. It was like the,
00:14:19 --> 00:14:21 what he said on the interview all over again.
00:14:21 --> 00:14:23 And he was just like really encouraging, but
00:14:23 --> 00:14:24 he could have just walked out and been like,
00:14:24 --> 00:14:26 you know, I'm not going to give her the time
00:14:26 --> 00:14:28 of day, but he did it. And it was really nice.
00:14:28 --> 00:14:30 And Kim Patterson is another one who did that.
00:14:30 --> 00:14:32 He was there that night and he like stopped and
00:14:32 --> 00:14:35 he like talked to me and took pictures with me.
00:14:35 --> 00:14:38 Fiona was another one. And she was really like.
00:14:38 --> 00:14:40 She was like, are you going to come with me to
00:14:40 --> 00:14:42 the next mic or whatever? And I was like, wasn't
00:14:42 --> 00:14:44 planning on it. And she was like, oh, I'm going
00:14:44 --> 00:14:46 to this mic and I'm doing this and I'm doing
00:14:46 --> 00:14:47 that. And she was like, going to have me go with
00:14:47 --> 00:14:50 her. And I was like, that's so sweet. But like
00:14:50 --> 00:14:53 I did, I had other things to do, but like she
00:14:53 --> 00:14:56 was just so nice. And so, yeah, it's nice to
00:14:56 --> 00:14:59 see like people who are really, really big. You're
00:14:59 --> 00:15:01 willing to just like stop and be like, I recognize
00:15:01 --> 00:15:04 you, you know, and you are very recognizable.
00:15:04 --> 00:15:08 That's for sure. I'm distinct. I have some distinct
00:15:08 --> 00:15:11 features and I wear the bow. That doesn't really
00:15:11 --> 00:15:13 help. I wear a bow every day and it matches whatever
00:15:13 --> 00:15:15 I'm wearing. I'm very, very obnoxious. I tell
00:15:15 --> 00:15:19 people I'm going to age like a Kardashian, not
00:15:19 --> 00:15:22 by looks, but like. immaturity wise because they're
00:15:22 --> 00:15:24 like 40 and they like the like middle school
00:15:24 --> 00:15:27 drama or whatever. That's going to be me. The
00:15:27 --> 00:15:29 older you get, the bigger your bow gets. Yeah,
00:15:29 --> 00:15:32 my bow will get big. I'll still like look old
00:15:32 --> 00:15:35 or whatever, but I'll dress like a child and
00:15:35 --> 00:15:37 act like a child or whatever. I'll be immature.
00:15:37 --> 00:15:40 Oh, yeah. I get it. Man, I'm already feeling
00:15:40 --> 00:15:41 it right now, especially at my age. I'm like,
00:15:41 --> 00:15:44 whew, man, I get tired at like eight, you know?
00:15:44 --> 00:15:47 I mean, I feel it. I just don't want to act it.
00:15:47 --> 00:15:49 Yeah, I feel the oldness. I just don't want to
00:15:49 --> 00:15:51 act is when it comes down to it. I don't want
00:15:51 --> 00:15:54 to act my age Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to
00:15:54 --> 00:15:56 act my age either I totally I totally understand
00:15:56 --> 00:15:58 like what they mean like the older people when
00:15:58 --> 00:16:01 they're like, oh, yeah I'm I'm old but my mind
00:16:01 --> 00:16:03 is young, you know, I'm like, oh I get it. I
00:16:03 --> 00:16:07 want to do so much. I'm like but I Like just
00:16:07 --> 00:16:09 getting older. Well, it's like for me. It's weird
00:16:09 --> 00:16:13 cuz like I you know, I teach college and so sometimes
00:16:13 --> 00:16:16 like I feel like I'm I mean, I'm really not,
00:16:16 --> 00:16:18 I'm a pretty young professor when you look at
00:16:18 --> 00:16:21 it like comparatively to like the average professor,
00:16:21 --> 00:16:23 you know, so like, I don't know what the word
00:16:23 --> 00:16:26 would, so comparatively, I'm usually one of the
00:16:26 --> 00:16:28 younger ones. And so I'm closer to age to my
00:16:28 --> 00:16:29 students. One day I'm not going to be able to
00:16:29 --> 00:16:32 say that, but right now I'm pretty, I'm not too,
00:16:32 --> 00:16:34 well, I shouldn't say that. I'm probably a decade
00:16:34 --> 00:16:37 older than most of my students, but I feel like
00:16:37 --> 00:16:39 I'm the same age as them. And it's just like
00:16:39 --> 00:16:43 weird. Like I remember the, like the moment I
00:16:43 --> 00:16:45 realized that I was getting old was, I was standing
00:16:45 --> 00:16:48 in front of class and I was like, you know, the
00:16:48 --> 00:16:49 worst day of my life is when I find out that
00:16:49 --> 00:16:52 I'm teaching a class and none of you guys were
00:16:52 --> 00:16:54 alive during 9 -11. And they're looking around
00:16:54 --> 00:16:57 and a student raises her hand and goes, none
00:16:57 --> 00:17:00 of us in this room were alive during 9 -11. And
00:17:00 --> 00:17:03 I'm like, no, are you serious? And she was like,
00:17:03 --> 00:17:05 yeah. And I was like, this is happening guys.
00:17:05 --> 00:17:07 I was like, it's. It's the worst day of my life.
00:17:07 --> 00:17:10 You're seeing it. This is my 9 -11. This is my
00:17:10 --> 00:17:12 9 -11, right? You're going to see me crash out.
00:17:12 --> 00:17:15 You're going to see me crumble. It's like Twin
00:17:15 --> 00:17:19 Towers. You're going to see Building 7 here.
00:17:20 --> 00:17:25 It's like, why did you fall? I was like, it's
00:17:25 --> 00:17:27 happening. Building 7 was like, I just wanted
00:17:27 --> 00:17:31 to join y 'all. Did you even get hurt? Nah, man.
00:17:31 --> 00:17:35 I'm good. I just wanted to fall to you. Yeah,
00:17:35 --> 00:17:39 no, I think I was like 16, 17 or something like
00:17:39 --> 00:17:45 that, like when 9 -11 happened. And so, you know,
00:17:45 --> 00:17:47 to me, it was just like, it's just so ingrained.
00:17:48 --> 00:17:50 And then when I went into the fire academy, I
00:17:50 --> 00:17:51 went in, I think I was like... Oh yeah, I forgot.
00:17:51 --> 00:17:53 Yeah, you're a firefighter. Yeah. I went in,
00:17:54 --> 00:17:57 I was like 36 or 37 when I got out. I think I
00:17:57 --> 00:17:59 want to say I was 36 when I got out of the fire
00:17:59 --> 00:18:03 academy. And there was... Most of the kids that
00:18:03 --> 00:18:05 were in there were like, they were like, oh yeah,
00:18:06 --> 00:18:08 no, oh four. I was born in oh four. You know,
00:18:08 --> 00:18:12 I was like, what? I was like, shit. I was like,
00:18:12 --> 00:18:14 you know, oh five. And I was like, oh, I was
00:18:14 --> 00:18:17 like 20. I was like, that's insane, dude. I was
00:18:17 --> 00:18:19 like, that is crazy. I can't believe that, you
00:18:19 --> 00:18:21 know, but that's, that's it. Like, you know,
00:18:21 --> 00:18:24 now. Now they're reading about 9 -eleven. It's
00:18:24 --> 00:18:26 in the history books and I'm like I was in third
00:18:26 --> 00:18:29 grade during a history book moment Like what
00:18:29 --> 00:18:31 is what is happening? I know right? I'm like,
00:18:31 --> 00:18:34 this is fucking crazy or like I went to when
00:18:34 --> 00:18:39 um, when I went overseas I saw this What do you
00:18:39 --> 00:18:41 call like a museum or something like that and
00:18:41 --> 00:18:43 they had they had CD players Oh my god, and they
00:18:43 --> 00:18:47 had one of the CD players that I had in the fucking
00:18:47 --> 00:18:50 museum. I'm picturing one right now. It's like
00:18:50 --> 00:18:52 there's a purple one that was really popular
00:18:52 --> 00:18:53 and it had silver and then there was a silver
00:18:53 --> 00:18:56 one that was really popular. It was either of
00:18:56 --> 00:18:58 those because I had like eight of those. So,
00:18:58 --> 00:19:01 okay. So it was a Sony Walkman. Yep. Okay. I
00:19:01 --> 00:19:02 was thinking of that one too. Yeah. And it had
00:19:02 --> 00:19:05 like the anti -skip one. Yep. And he was like,
00:19:05 --> 00:19:07 that was the latest technology. That was, you
00:19:07 --> 00:19:09 were rich when you had, like you were something.
00:19:10 --> 00:19:12 Yeah. It's crazy. I remember one time walking
00:19:12 --> 00:19:15 and I dropped it down a hill and it just rolled
00:19:15 --> 00:19:18 down the hill and I was like. I hope it didn't
00:19:18 --> 00:19:23 skip. That's too funny. I'm like, I hope my song
00:19:23 --> 00:19:26 didn't skip. You know, but it was crazy to me
00:19:26 --> 00:19:29 like when you remember iPods, like when iPods
00:19:29 --> 00:19:32 came out. I remember the colored ones, the very
00:19:32 --> 00:19:35 first ones, and I want one. I need to go on eBay,
00:19:35 --> 00:19:37 because I think they look cool. They look really
00:19:37 --> 00:19:40 sleek and stuff, but no one has an iPod anymore
00:19:40 --> 00:19:42 because we have iPhones. Yeah, because we have
00:19:42 --> 00:19:44 iPhones. And you know what's crazy? You know
00:19:44 --> 00:19:47 that clicking noise on the iPod? Yeah, I remember
00:19:47 --> 00:19:49 that. That's the clicking noise that you make
00:19:49 --> 00:19:54 when you type. No, I didn't know. I'm going to
00:19:54 --> 00:19:56 now type something and listen to it. I didn't
00:19:56 --> 00:19:59 even think of that. If you go type, it's like...
00:19:59 --> 00:20:02 It's the same as oh my gosh, it's the same. It's
00:20:02 --> 00:20:05 the same noise. That'll be what I'm doing when
00:20:05 --> 00:20:16 I leave here Hold on Yeah, it's like but Apple's
00:20:16 --> 00:20:18 good about doing shit like that they always leave
00:20:18 --> 00:20:21 like things in there, you know, but um, we were
00:20:21 --> 00:20:24 talking about like conspiracy theories before
00:20:24 --> 00:20:28 and And that's such an interesting topic, such
00:20:28 --> 00:20:31 an interesting area of conversation. But I was
00:20:31 --> 00:20:33 like, you want to get back into that and you
00:20:33 --> 00:20:35 want to talk about more conspiracy theories?
00:20:36 --> 00:20:38 Yeah, the biggest one right now that's going
00:20:38 --> 00:20:41 viral is the, like, the pandas aren't real. Like,
00:20:41 --> 00:20:43 that one's just blowing up huge. And I really
00:20:43 --> 00:20:45 think it's blowing up because that comedian was
00:20:45 --> 00:20:48 on Tucker Carlson and he just laid it out so
00:20:48 --> 00:20:51 perfectly, the, like, pandas aren't real. Not
00:20:51 --> 00:20:53 that, like, they physically don't exist, but,
00:20:53 --> 00:20:56 like, he compared it to, like, a Shih Tzu or
00:20:56 --> 00:20:59 poodle or something like they were bred to be
00:20:59 --> 00:21:00 a certain way, but he took it further and was
00:21:00 --> 00:21:02 like I think they're genetically made in a lab
00:21:02 --> 00:21:04 like people did that and it was because like
00:21:04 --> 00:21:06 you know when you see those viral videos of them
00:21:06 --> 00:21:09 they're like Goofy and they're like falling over
00:21:09 --> 00:21:11 and stuff and it's like how did this animal like
00:21:12 --> 00:21:14 survive in the wild and he talks about how like,
00:21:14 --> 00:21:16 and I legitimately thought this was a bit, but
00:21:16 --> 00:21:19 it wasn't. He talks about how like they don't
00:21:19 --> 00:21:21 know how to have sex, so they have to watch panda
00:21:21 --> 00:21:24 porn. Or they have to be like voyeurs or cucks
00:21:24 --> 00:21:27 or whatever and they have to like watch each
00:21:27 --> 00:21:30 other have sex. That is wild. Learn how to do
00:21:30 --> 00:21:32 it because they don't know how and it's like.
00:21:32 --> 00:21:34 How does an animal like, they can't read, like
00:21:34 --> 00:21:37 how does an animal, how does a species like survive
00:21:37 --> 00:21:39 like that? And then another thing too is like
00:21:39 --> 00:21:41 they're carnivores and they only eat bamboo.
00:21:42 --> 00:21:44 Like in bamboo is like, I guess it's really hard.
00:21:44 --> 00:21:47 I mean, don't quote me on this, but like, I guess
00:21:47 --> 00:21:48 it's really hard to digest cause it's like a
00:21:48 --> 00:21:51 weird, like it's a really weird plant. And so
00:21:51 --> 00:21:54 it's like, how does a carnivore just live off
00:21:54 --> 00:21:57 of nothing but bamboo? And so it's just like,
00:21:57 --> 00:21:59 I don't know. It's like, how do they live? And
00:21:59 --> 00:22:01 so like the conspiracy is that like. China like
00:22:01 --> 00:22:05 genetically bred them. And this also isn't a
00:22:05 --> 00:22:07 bit that he did. And I thought it was a bit,
00:22:07 --> 00:22:10 but like a group of pandas is called an embarrassment.
00:22:11 --> 00:22:13 Like literally what it's called is called an
00:22:13 --> 00:22:16 embarrassment. Like, you know, instead of a herd
00:22:16 --> 00:22:18 or whatever, a flock, it's called an embarrassment.
00:22:18 --> 00:22:20 And like, I have to look that up. Cause I was
00:22:20 --> 00:22:22 like, he's doing a bit. He's saying that pandas
00:22:22 --> 00:22:25 are embarrassing. And I'm like, Oh my God. No,
00:22:25 --> 00:22:28 they're not. And so my conspiracy is that China,
00:22:28 --> 00:22:30 because China owns all the patents for panda.
00:22:30 --> 00:22:32 That's another weird thing. It's patented patents
00:22:32 --> 00:22:35 for pandas. Yes, they have a patent for pandas.
00:22:35 --> 00:22:38 Who has a what country has a patent for their
00:22:38 --> 00:22:40 animal? And so they like gifts when they gift
00:22:40 --> 00:22:43 a panda. So when they gift it to the United States,
00:22:43 --> 00:22:46 and actually, Trump his kind of off, and they
00:22:46 --> 00:22:48 were like, we want our panda back from this zoo.
00:22:50 --> 00:22:52 Like, we have the patent for this. We gave this
00:22:52 --> 00:22:55 to you as a gift. We want our fucking gift back.
00:22:55 --> 00:22:57 We want our panda back or whatever. We want it
00:22:57 --> 00:23:00 back fast. I'm talking Panda Express. Panda Express,
00:23:00 --> 00:23:04 yeah. It's like, the fuck? So yeah, like they
00:23:04 --> 00:23:06 own the patent for it and it's like... You can
00:23:06 --> 00:23:08 only have a patent if you created it. So it's
00:23:08 --> 00:23:11 like, we don't own the patent for, you know,
00:23:11 --> 00:23:14 whatever animal lives here and doesn't live there.
00:23:14 --> 00:23:16 And so it's just like weird. And so I think China
00:23:16 --> 00:23:18 was like, we're going to call this in the English
00:23:18 --> 00:23:21 language, like an embarrassment because these
00:23:21 --> 00:23:24 Americans are so stupid that they will never
00:23:24 --> 00:23:27 figure out that like these pandas are not like
00:23:27 --> 00:23:29 even real animals. We just give them, we bred
00:23:29 --> 00:23:31 them a certain way. So we're going to call it
00:23:31 --> 00:23:33 an embarrassment because We think the United
00:23:33 --> 00:23:34 States is an embarrassment. So that's kind of
00:23:34 --> 00:23:36 that part I made up. But I wonder, because that's
00:23:36 --> 00:23:40 an odd thing to just call them. Yeah. Again,
00:23:40 --> 00:23:42 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where
00:23:42 --> 00:23:45 they come up with all these names for this kind
00:23:45 --> 00:23:49 of stuff. I've never even heard that before ever.
00:23:50 --> 00:23:52 And I didn't know that the pandas could even
00:23:52 --> 00:23:54 leave China. I thought that they were kind of
00:23:54 --> 00:23:58 protected that way, especially because they're,
00:23:58 --> 00:24:01 I guess, being endangered. Critically endangered
00:24:01 --> 00:24:04 or something, you know, so but I think it's it's
00:24:04 --> 00:24:08 so funny, you know, like, you know Trump is I'm
00:24:08 --> 00:24:11 sorry. This is so funny. It's like I want my
00:24:11 --> 00:24:14 fucking panda dude. Give my bear You're gonna
00:24:14 --> 00:24:16 say this bullshit like, you know, we don't really
00:24:16 --> 00:24:20 like this So San Diego Zoo panda back now right
00:24:20 --> 00:24:24 now Express say something else the other pandas
00:24:24 --> 00:24:27 coming back. Oh my gosh. Yeah, exactly the um,
00:24:27 --> 00:24:29 I remember us talking about the whole aliens
00:24:29 --> 00:24:33 thing and yes and aliens like You see it bugs
00:24:33 --> 00:24:35 me, but it's I remember saying to you that it's
00:24:35 --> 00:24:37 at that It's at this point right now where if
00:24:37 --> 00:24:41 like if an alien if they did show aliens like
00:24:41 --> 00:24:44 you know on TV It made world news and everything
00:24:44 --> 00:24:47 like people wouldn't even they'd be like great.
00:24:47 --> 00:24:49 Okay. Well, I gotta be at work at fucking three
00:24:49 --> 00:24:52 hours So it's like it's no big deal. It wouldn't
00:24:52 --> 00:24:55 even be a thing Like do you think do you think
00:24:55 --> 00:24:57 that people would actually give a shit? No, I
00:24:57 --> 00:24:58 think they'd be like look like is there not gonna
00:24:58 --> 00:25:01 get in my way like I can't do anything. I think
00:25:01 --> 00:25:03 people would be like, I got shit to do. I can't
00:25:03 --> 00:25:06 deal with this alien problem or whatever, but
00:25:06 --> 00:25:09 we're so destigmatized to aliens that I just
00:25:09 --> 00:25:13 think that we just don't care anymore. And there's
00:25:13 --> 00:25:15 a conspiracy about that, that they've purposely
00:25:15 --> 00:25:20 destigmatized us to prepare us for the drop of
00:25:20 --> 00:25:23 aliens or whatever so that they could just drop
00:25:23 --> 00:25:25 that there's aliens that exist. And the conspiracy
00:25:25 --> 00:25:28 is that you know, back in the 90s and the early
00:25:28 --> 00:25:31 2000s, like, you know, signs like that movie.
00:25:31 --> 00:25:33 Like I was telling you, like my heart literally
00:25:33 --> 00:25:35 flutters at that scene still. And I was like
00:25:35 --> 00:25:37 in elementary school when that alien just like
00:25:37 --> 00:25:39 walks out in the birthday party and like. heart
00:25:39 --> 00:25:41 flutters, and now I think about having a birthday
00:25:41 --> 00:25:43 party and an alien like walk by, I'd be like,
00:25:43 --> 00:25:46 dude, come on, like you got my shot. I'm trying
00:25:46 --> 00:25:48 to take a cool picture. And then get your pointy
00:25:48 --> 00:25:50 hat. Come on, let's go. Like, come on, like if
00:25:50 --> 00:25:52 you just join in, like at least, you know, pose
00:25:52 --> 00:25:56 for us or that's what it is. Sup, sup, man. Pose
00:25:56 --> 00:25:59 for us or whatever, but yeah, I guess I don't
00:25:59 --> 00:26:00 think anybody would care, but yeah, because they
00:26:00 --> 00:26:03 had signs and like Independence Day, men in black
00:26:03 --> 00:26:06 and. Yeah. What was that one that was like War
00:26:06 --> 00:26:08 of the World? I don't know. There's so many alien
00:26:08 --> 00:26:10 movies coming out in the 90s and early 2000s
00:26:10 --> 00:26:13 that I think it just completely destigmatized
00:26:13 --> 00:26:15 us so that we just, we don't care. And then they
00:26:15 --> 00:26:18 drop all this alien shit and then we're just
00:26:18 --> 00:26:20 like, whatever. Like we've seen it. We've seen
00:26:20 --> 00:26:22 the grays. Like we're just, we're done. Like
00:26:22 --> 00:26:25 it's whatever. Yeah. It's like, we've just, since
00:26:25 --> 00:26:28 the forties, I guess, like what is it with Roswell?
00:26:28 --> 00:26:30 Like I think it was like 47 or something like
00:26:30 --> 00:26:32 that. Like it's like, we just, we just don't
00:26:32 --> 00:26:34 give a fuck anymore. It's kind of like just.
00:26:34 --> 00:26:36 Either tell us, you know. Tell us or don't. Just
00:26:36 --> 00:26:38 tell us or don't. Are they in the fucking water
00:26:38 --> 00:26:40 or are they not? Yeah. Like, are they underground?
00:26:41 --> 00:26:43 Is there underwater alien bases? Like, I don't
00:26:43 --> 00:26:46 know. Like, are they fighting or not? Like, tell
00:26:46 --> 00:26:49 us or don't. Yeah, plain and simple. It's almost
00:26:49 --> 00:26:52 like you can say that about anything, anything
00:26:52 --> 00:26:55 that the government would put out as kind of
00:26:55 --> 00:26:57 like, just tell us or don't. Don't do this half
00:26:57 --> 00:27:00 stuff. Don't send us like the Epstein files and
00:27:00 --> 00:27:03 you know Redact the the billionaires names But
00:27:03 --> 00:27:05 leave the victims names in it like they told
00:27:05 --> 00:27:07 us for years that they were only reason we can't
00:27:07 --> 00:27:10 drop these is because you know We got to protect
00:27:10 --> 00:27:11 the victims then they drop it and it's like well
00:27:11 --> 00:27:13 wait a minute. Here's a victim's name Here's
00:27:13 --> 00:27:16 a victim's name. Yeah, this billionaire is you
00:27:16 --> 00:27:20 know blocked out this professor is that you know,
00:27:20 --> 00:27:22 wherever is blocked out like What are you doing?
00:27:23 --> 00:27:24 And then it's like, some of the billionaires
00:27:24 --> 00:27:26 were not, and it's like, well, what did he do
00:27:26 --> 00:27:28 to get, like, what did he do to piss someone
00:27:28 --> 00:27:31 off to where, like, they didn't block it out?
00:27:31 --> 00:27:33 Like, there's a Harvard professor that they just
00:27:33 --> 00:27:35 left his email, left his name, and it's like,
00:27:35 --> 00:27:37 who did he piss off that they were like, eh,
00:27:37 --> 00:27:40 I'm gonna leave his name available for everybody?
00:27:40 --> 00:27:43 Yeah, like, if your significant other did that
00:27:43 --> 00:27:47 to you, You would immediately suspect them of,
00:27:47 --> 00:27:49 like, serious, like, infidelity, cheating, like,
00:27:49 --> 00:27:51 there's something really going on, you know?
00:27:52 --> 00:27:54 Like, if, like, you know, they were just like,
00:27:54 --> 00:27:56 oh, yeah, no, he just wrote down this note for
00:27:56 --> 00:27:58 me and he said it was gonna be romantic, but
00:27:58 --> 00:28:00 the only thing that he left out there was, like,
00:28:00 --> 00:28:03 everything that we're doing. There's nothing,
00:28:03 --> 00:28:05 yeah, there's nothing to it, it's just dumb,
00:28:05 --> 00:28:07 like... There's nothing in it that we're supposed
00:28:07 --> 00:28:10 to be doing, but he left, you know, words, a
00:28:10 --> 00:28:12 few words, you know, like... Or they dumped too
00:28:12 --> 00:28:14 much. Or they dump too much. They dump too much.
00:28:14 --> 00:28:16 And it's just like, it's information overload.
00:28:16 --> 00:28:18 And it's like, how much of this is real? And
00:28:18 --> 00:28:20 how much of it did they just like create that
00:28:20 --> 00:28:22 we're just going to slide, we're going to slide
00:28:22 --> 00:28:24 this in here. And it's like, then they'll later
00:28:24 --> 00:28:25 come out and be like, well, some of it's real,
00:28:25 --> 00:28:26 some of it's not. Some of it we investigated,
00:28:27 --> 00:28:29 some of it we didn't. And it just like overwhelms
00:28:29 --> 00:28:30 people. And I think that's why no one cared about
00:28:30 --> 00:28:32 the Epstein files. Cause it's like, you harped
00:28:32 --> 00:28:35 on it, you harped on it forever. You gave influencers
00:28:35 --> 00:28:38 the files. And then if you find out that like
00:28:38 --> 00:28:40 the influencers, the folders were empty or, you
00:28:40 --> 00:28:42 know, it wasn't it. And it's just like. then
00:28:42 --> 00:28:45 they drop all of them and it's just like we were
00:28:45 --> 00:28:48 already like overwhelmed with it and now you
00:28:48 --> 00:28:49 get to drop all this in a way that like it's
00:28:49 --> 00:28:52 not even like you can't even navigate it and
00:28:52 --> 00:28:54 it's just yeah no one no one cared that in of
00:28:54 --> 00:28:57 itself might be a tactic you know like some kind
00:28:57 --> 00:29:00 of a tactic to get you off of it it's just dragging
00:29:00 --> 00:29:04 it out slowly slowly it's like on that same as
00:29:04 --> 00:29:06 same significant other note at the bottom it
00:29:06 --> 00:29:09 says ps aliens are real Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
00:29:09 --> 00:29:12 And it's like, oh, by the way, the aliens abducted
00:29:12 --> 00:29:15 all those kids that were missing on Epstein's
00:29:15 --> 00:29:16 Island, and you know, whatever. We were keeping
00:29:16 --> 00:29:18 the aliens at Epstein's. People would just be
00:29:18 --> 00:29:20 like, okay. Okay. You know, at that point, you're
00:29:20 --> 00:29:24 just like, you know what? Fuck it. Cool. You
00:29:24 --> 00:29:26 know? What do you do? Yeah, like, what can you
00:29:26 --> 00:29:29 do at that point? It's just, it's fucking, it's
00:29:29 --> 00:29:31 ridiculous because, you know, you have people
00:29:31 --> 00:29:34 who sort of, uh... Oh, seriously watch everything
00:29:34 --> 00:29:36 that the government is doing to come up with
00:29:36 --> 00:29:40 a educated opinion and you almost see them get
00:29:40 --> 00:29:43 confused. And it's like everybody knows and it
00:29:43 --> 00:29:46 sort of makes you go like, this is why we can't
00:29:46 --> 00:29:49 trust anything. You know, this is why I can't
00:29:49 --> 00:29:52 trust the system that we're a part of is because
00:29:52 --> 00:29:55 it's never legitimate. No, do you remember when
00:29:55 --> 00:29:57 Rogan was saying all that stuff about the COVID
00:29:57 --> 00:30:00 vaccine and Everybody was attacking him because
00:30:00 --> 00:30:02 he was just like, I don't know about this. You
00:30:02 --> 00:30:05 know, I don't, I think you can work out, do other
00:30:05 --> 00:30:07 things and, you know, fight COVID or whatever.
00:30:07 --> 00:30:09 And he was kind of, he was just critical about
00:30:09 --> 00:30:11 the vaccine was like, I don't know about the
00:30:11 --> 00:30:14 research. It has a small sample size and I just
00:30:14 --> 00:30:16 don't know. And everybody attacked him and just
00:30:16 --> 00:30:18 like, it was like going viral that he was getting
00:30:18 --> 00:30:20 attacked for. And he was just like, look, I'm
00:30:20 --> 00:30:22 sorry. It's just, that's how I deal with it.
00:30:22 --> 00:30:23 I just try to stay healthy. I run, you know,
00:30:24 --> 00:30:25 whatever. Other people, I'm not telling them
00:30:25 --> 00:30:28 to not get the vaccine, but. I do it a different
00:30:28 --> 00:30:31 way. And now it's come out that he was right
00:30:31 --> 00:30:33 this whole time. And he's not going to get an
00:30:33 --> 00:30:36 apology for that. I don't think he cares, but
00:30:36 --> 00:30:38 he was right. And then it's like, okay, so people
00:30:38 --> 00:30:41 come out and they say something and they attack
00:30:41 --> 00:30:42 them. And then when they end up being right,
00:30:43 --> 00:30:46 it's like, it's fine. It's okay. Right. Yeah.
00:30:46 --> 00:30:48 It's just like, oh, okay. Well, I guess, yeah,
00:30:48 --> 00:30:51 whatever. On to the next thing. Yeah. Sorry.
00:30:51 --> 00:30:53 Sorry, not sorry. And it's not really, at that
00:30:53 --> 00:30:57 point, it's not even a political thing. it's
00:30:57 --> 00:31:00 like what facts were correct and what facts weren't.
00:31:00 --> 00:31:02 You know what I mean? It's like you can love
00:31:02 --> 00:31:04 or hate somebody, but if they were right, they
00:31:04 --> 00:31:06 were right. If they're wrong, they're wrong,
00:31:06 --> 00:31:10 you know? And the whole deal was like, I guess,
00:31:10 --> 00:31:12 for what I saw, like, and I'm not trying to pretend
00:31:12 --> 00:31:14 like I'm an expert or anything, because I'm not.
00:31:14 --> 00:31:17 I really don't keep up with anything. Like, I
00:31:17 --> 00:31:19 have this joke that goes like, I'm so bad at
00:31:19 --> 00:31:20 politics that when the queen died, I thought
00:31:20 --> 00:31:27 it was ours. That's how bad I am at politics.
00:31:27 --> 00:31:29 So I'm not trying to say that I'm an expert by
00:31:29 --> 00:31:34 any means. But when the whole Fauci thing came
00:31:34 --> 00:31:37 about and he was pleading the fifth on something
00:31:37 --> 00:31:40 that he already had immunity over. He was pleading
00:31:40 --> 00:31:42 the fifth on whether there was a folder in front
00:31:42 --> 00:31:44 of him or not. They're like, you know what? And
00:31:44 --> 00:31:46 the color of his tie or some shit? Yeah, the
00:31:46 --> 00:31:50 color of his tie, everything is the carpet, whatever
00:31:50 --> 00:31:53 color. He was just pleading the fifth and he
00:31:53 --> 00:31:56 can't even answer whether he's wearing a tie,
00:31:56 --> 00:31:58 whether he has a folder in front of him. And
00:31:58 --> 00:32:00 no one cares about that either. Literally no
00:32:00 --> 00:32:04 one cares. He's basically admitting but not admitting
00:32:04 --> 00:32:07 that this whole vaccine thing wasn't what he
00:32:07 --> 00:32:09 said it was and no one cares. We're just like,
00:32:10 --> 00:32:14 well, we got the vaccine, COVID's here, it came
00:32:14 --> 00:32:17 and whatever. No one cares. Do you know what
00:32:17 --> 00:32:21 the outcome of that whole investigation or? Was
00:32:21 --> 00:32:23 there like a questioning or whatever? I'm so
00:32:23 --> 00:32:26 sorry, my dogs. It's fine. I think I'm used to
00:32:26 --> 00:32:29 dogs, but I think, I don't know, they got him
00:32:29 --> 00:32:31 for being contempt of Congress or whatever that
00:32:31 --> 00:32:36 is, but that was it. They're like, yep, he committed
00:32:36 --> 00:32:39 a crime here. He's being contempt and you can't
00:32:39 --> 00:32:41 do that in front of Congress. And then it gets,
00:32:41 --> 00:32:45 that was it. Yeah, that's it. I don't see anything
00:32:45 --> 00:32:47 like going forward with it. And I see it just
00:32:47 --> 00:32:49 kind of dropping. I think people will go back
00:32:49 --> 00:32:51 and forth and fight for a little bit on whether
00:32:51 --> 00:32:53 we punish him or not and what that would be,
00:32:53 --> 00:32:55 blah, blah, blah. And I think by the time they
00:32:55 --> 00:32:57 figure it out, he's just going to already die
00:32:57 --> 00:33:02 or he'll either die of old age or COVID. Wouldn't
00:33:02 --> 00:33:05 that be a... The sweet irony, right? Wouldn't
00:33:05 --> 00:33:08 that be... Well, the government would say it
00:33:08 --> 00:33:10 was COVID. They'd be like, it was his own vaccine,
00:33:10 --> 00:33:13 but really it would be... Yeah. Another method.
00:33:14 --> 00:33:16 It was suicide. He shot himself in the head three
00:33:16 --> 00:33:18 times. Yeah, it was suicide. He was hanging from
00:33:18 --> 00:33:21 a tree after he shot himself three times with
00:33:21 --> 00:33:24 a shotgun. I don't know. All that stuff is kind
00:33:24 --> 00:33:28 of crazy. Remember the scientists who were like
00:33:28 --> 00:33:30 - They just disappeared. Just disappeared? Yeah.
00:33:30 --> 00:33:32 What happened with that? Do you know? They're
00:33:32 --> 00:33:34 just missing people like, oh, it's just a mystery.
00:33:34 --> 00:33:38 The one was hiking with a group of 20 people
00:33:38 --> 00:33:41 and no one's - saw where she went, she has disappeared.
00:33:41 --> 00:33:43 We hate it when people just evaporate like that.
00:33:43 --> 00:33:46 It's like, what? Yeah. You like that missing
00:33:46 --> 00:33:49 411 thing? You ever seen that before? Maybe.
00:33:49 --> 00:33:54 What was it? Oh, man. I forgot the author's name,
00:33:54 --> 00:33:58 but the guy who did the show or the documentary,
00:33:58 --> 00:34:01 it's called Missing 411. Basically, what it is,
00:34:01 --> 00:34:06 is just crazy occurrences in the country where
00:34:06 --> 00:34:09 people just. Literally almost like blipped off
00:34:09 --> 00:34:11 the face of the earth just out of nowhere. Oh,
00:34:11 --> 00:34:14 okay. I have heard of that Yeah, yeah, and it
00:34:14 --> 00:34:17 gets disappeared and no one yeah, they have a
00:34:17 --> 00:34:20 compelling one of this older hunter and I guess
00:34:20 --> 00:34:23 like these uh, I hope I don't botch this but
00:34:23 --> 00:34:26 basically like there's this older hunter dude
00:34:26 --> 00:34:28 and I guess he had like a like a candy bar or
00:34:28 --> 00:34:29 something like that that he would always like
00:34:29 --> 00:34:31 sit and eat and the way that they would do it
00:34:31 --> 00:34:34 as the younger guys would go away out and walk
00:34:35 --> 00:34:39 down and push the deer, like, you know, not literally,
00:34:39 --> 00:34:40 but just like the deer would sense them coming
00:34:40 --> 00:34:44 and run. I'm only saying that because I literally
00:34:44 --> 00:34:46 thought I was like, well, how can they push deer?
00:34:46 --> 00:34:49 You know, but I don't, I don't hunt. I'm not
00:34:49 --> 00:34:51 a hunter. So I don't know. But, but yeah, so
00:34:51 --> 00:34:53 they go out and make a perimeter and enclose
00:34:53 --> 00:34:56 the perimeter. And then the deer would go towards
00:34:56 --> 00:34:58 like the older guys and they would just sit there.
00:34:58 --> 00:35:00 And as the deer came, they would kill them, you
00:35:00 --> 00:35:03 know. And so apparently they've done this for
00:35:03 --> 00:35:07 a while, I guess. And, you know, this older dude
00:35:07 --> 00:35:09 had like mobility issues, couldn't, you know,
00:35:09 --> 00:35:12 get up and run off or nothing like that. But
00:35:12 --> 00:35:15 he just disappeared. And he conveniently got
00:35:15 --> 00:35:18 trampled and disappeared. No, he didn't get trampled.
00:35:18 --> 00:35:19 Oh, I thought that was what they were going to
00:35:19 --> 00:35:22 say. He got trampled by the deer and he disappeared.
00:35:22 --> 00:35:23 He's like, all right, we're pushing it a little.
00:35:24 --> 00:35:27 Now, that would be an embarrassment. That would
00:35:27 --> 00:35:30 be embarrassing, especially if the alien thing
00:35:30 --> 00:35:32 is staged. Tim Dillon knows a bit about this
00:35:32 --> 00:35:35 too, where it'll be embarrassing if the government
00:35:35 --> 00:35:40 tries to stage this and a prop falls or whatever.
00:35:40 --> 00:35:42 It doesn't work out. Just something, just some
00:35:42 --> 00:35:45 kind of something is going to happen. But yeah,
00:35:45 --> 00:35:48 no, this guy apparently just disappeared and
00:35:48 --> 00:35:53 without a trace. And that was it. It's just,
00:35:53 --> 00:35:56 okay, well, now what? And they don't look for
00:35:56 --> 00:35:58 him. They're just like, well, it sucks. Yeah,
00:35:59 --> 00:36:01 they probably just fell off that cliff. Well,
00:36:01 --> 00:36:05 are they at the bottom of it? No? No. Yeah, it's
00:36:05 --> 00:36:08 just they were just in a certain area at a certain
00:36:08 --> 00:36:11 time. Um, they had another one with a kid, uh,
00:36:11 --> 00:36:13 apparently like the kid was like 10 or 11 years
00:36:13 --> 00:36:15 old. And then, um, I think it was at this place
00:36:15 --> 00:36:19 called crater Lake and he goes over the little
00:36:19 --> 00:36:22 crater Hill and that's it. He's gone. Just, you
00:36:22 --> 00:36:24 know, the dad was like coming up behind him or
00:36:24 --> 00:36:26 something. And then, Oh, okay. I did hear that
00:36:26 --> 00:36:28 one. Like it gets the, yeah, there, there gets
00:36:28 --> 00:36:30 on a hike or whatever. It was a father son situation.
00:36:31 --> 00:36:32 Is that, is that the one you're talking about?
00:36:32 --> 00:36:34 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. And the kid gets disappeared
00:36:34 --> 00:36:37 and like, there was no trace is this. It's gone.
00:36:37 --> 00:36:39 It's like all those scientists, you know, and
00:36:39 --> 00:36:41 the scientists that disappeared, they weren't
00:36:41 --> 00:36:43 just like your average scientists. Like these
00:36:43 --> 00:36:46 were NASA scientists who knew things. Like they
00:36:46 --> 00:36:47 had, oh yeah, you were in the Navy. So like they
00:36:47 --> 00:36:49 had like the highest clearances. They had like
00:36:49 --> 00:36:52 TS clearances to like know stuff. And it's like,
00:36:52 --> 00:36:54 so these weren't just like your everyday scientists.
00:36:54 --> 00:36:57 They were people who had some information on
00:36:57 --> 00:37:00 things and it's like, what did they know and
00:37:00 --> 00:37:03 why? And there's gotta be a point to where you
00:37:03 --> 00:37:07 gotta say to yourself that, okay, this is More
00:37:07 --> 00:37:09 than a coincidence. Come on. It's like this is
00:37:09 --> 00:37:11 too many of them It's too many of them at the
00:37:11 --> 00:37:13 same time too. It was all within a time span.
00:37:14 --> 00:37:19 Yeah, you know We were talking about Sci -Fi
00:37:19 --> 00:37:22 movies and I'm like, okay, this is bad. Okay,
00:37:22 --> 00:37:24 so we're talking about like let's say Will Smith
00:37:24 --> 00:37:26 Right. Yeah. And how Will Smith was in Independence
00:37:26 --> 00:37:29 Day with the aliens and then in Men in Black
00:37:29 --> 00:37:31 with aliens, right? But he was also in this movie
00:37:31 --> 00:37:34 called Wild Wild West, right? And in Wild Wild
00:37:34 --> 00:37:38 West, I think I want to say that the bad guy,
00:37:38 --> 00:37:41 the villain in that movie, steals a bunch of
00:37:41 --> 00:37:44 scientists to work on his big spider. I was like,
00:37:44 --> 00:37:47 Will Smith is behind. All of this. Seriously
00:37:47 --> 00:37:50 unlocked. Right, but I was like, oh my God. And
00:37:50 --> 00:37:53 it's like, that's so funny. But yeah, they kidnapped
00:37:53 --> 00:37:55 a bunch of scientists to work on this big thing.
00:37:56 --> 00:37:59 And you're like, okay, so if you look at everything
00:37:59 --> 00:38:01 that happened, if you just want to like, you
00:38:01 --> 00:38:03 know, like just, I don't even know, like, if
00:38:03 --> 00:38:05 you just want to kind of freak yourself out a
00:38:05 --> 00:38:07 bit, it was like the scientists disappeared and
00:38:07 --> 00:38:10 then all of a sudden they're turning CERN off.
00:38:11 --> 00:38:13 That's... It's like... Wait a minute. I mean,
00:38:13 --> 00:38:15 what's going on? Or like, they're going to reboot
00:38:15 --> 00:38:17 CERN, I think, which is going to take like four
00:38:17 --> 00:38:20 years, I guess, to do like a hundred percent.
00:38:20 --> 00:38:23 And you're like, but like all of that happened
00:38:23 --> 00:38:26 around the same time, I think. And it just kind
00:38:26 --> 00:38:29 of just makes you go like, huh. He's like, so
00:38:29 --> 00:38:31 like what, what's going on? I don't know. I don't
00:38:31 --> 00:38:34 know. I'm not, like I said, I'm not really like,
00:38:34 --> 00:38:36 uh. Well, with that connection to Hollywood that
00:38:36 --> 00:38:39 we know the government has like. Right. Like
00:38:39 --> 00:38:41 James Franco doing that alien movie right now.
00:38:41 --> 00:38:47 He's getting bailed out, I think, for the things
00:38:47 --> 00:38:50 that he has allegedly done. I don't think he
00:38:50 --> 00:38:53 was ever proven, but I think it's probably, I
00:38:53 --> 00:38:55 think it's capped out of bag that it probably
00:38:55 --> 00:38:57 did happen. But yeah, Hollywood probably came
00:38:57 --> 00:39:00 up to him and was like, hey, you're in a bad
00:39:00 --> 00:39:03 situation. We'll help you out. Let's make this
00:39:03 --> 00:39:06 movie on aliens. destigmatize people a little
00:39:06 --> 00:39:09 bit more as we drop these files and we'll take
00:39:09 --> 00:39:11 care of you. You're still not going to be liked
00:39:11 --> 00:39:13 by anybody. No, you're still not going to be
00:39:13 --> 00:39:16 popular, but we can let you talk about aliens.
00:39:16 --> 00:39:18 We'll let you talk about aliens. We'll give you
00:39:18 --> 00:39:20 some cash for it, whatever, and then you can
00:39:20 --> 00:39:22 go back into hiding. Right. Hey, look, nobody
00:39:22 --> 00:39:24 takes you seriously anymore, so just do this.
00:39:25 --> 00:39:28 We need to keep desensitizing, okay? When you
00:39:28 --> 00:39:30 were messing with your phone earlier today, it
00:39:30 --> 00:39:32 reminded me of the conspiracy. Did you check
00:39:32 --> 00:39:35 to see if - when you were texting if it was like
00:39:35 --> 00:39:39 hard to Oh, yeah. Yeah, because my thoughts that
00:39:39 --> 00:39:42 the reason why iPhones now and, well, any touchscreen,
00:39:43 --> 00:39:45 why it's so hard to text and why, like, when
00:39:45 --> 00:39:48 you go to upload a story on Instagram, you can't
00:39:48 --> 00:39:52 move the photos very well. Try it sometime. Try
00:39:52 --> 00:39:55 it yourself. Put a little GIF or a little photo
00:39:55 --> 00:39:57 or whatever and try to make it bigger or move
00:39:57 --> 00:40:00 it to a very specific spot. It's so hard to do.
00:40:00 --> 00:40:02 And I truly think that they're doing that just
00:40:02 --> 00:40:05 because they want us to get so used to like talk
00:40:05 --> 00:40:08 to text or have it talk to you or whatever so
00:40:08 --> 00:40:11 that we become illiterate and we can't like write
00:40:11 --> 00:40:14 anymore or whatever and we just talk to things
00:40:14 --> 00:40:16 and we just listen to things and I think they
00:40:16 --> 00:40:18 just want us to get used to that to where someday
00:40:18 --> 00:40:21 we just won't be texting anymore and that's a
00:40:21 --> 00:40:23 scary thought because why else why are the phones
00:40:23 --> 00:40:26 getting worse why else can we not I mean I just
00:40:26 --> 00:40:27 bought a new iphone and it still is the same
00:40:27 --> 00:40:31 way so like why I don't know. Yeah. No, I do
00:40:31 --> 00:40:33 remember us talking about that. And that's very,
00:40:33 --> 00:40:38 very true because I've noticed it. And I always
00:40:38 --> 00:40:40 thought it was like something wrong with my phone.
00:40:40 --> 00:40:41 I did too. That's why I got a new phone. Like
00:40:41 --> 00:40:43 literally that's why I got a new phone. Yeah.
00:40:43 --> 00:40:45 I remember telling you, I thought I had like
00:40:45 --> 00:40:48 fat fingers and I thought that I was like, why
00:40:48 --> 00:40:51 is this like, it just, I'm always, it doesn't
00:40:51 --> 00:40:54 matter. What I'm trying to type I always fuck
00:40:54 --> 00:40:58 it up Sometimes I'll hit something like a million
00:40:58 --> 00:41:00 times and it will never yeah It doesn't go and
00:41:00 --> 00:41:01 it's like we're to stall a word wrong and I'm
00:41:01 --> 00:41:04 like, I know I hit the right key I know I did
00:41:04 --> 00:41:07 but it doesn't do it always always something
00:41:07 --> 00:41:10 there's always something going on There is always
00:41:10 --> 00:41:12 something going on and I catch it and then people
00:41:12 --> 00:41:16 call me crazy for it and they label me So what
00:41:16 --> 00:41:19 is about like conspiracy theories that you find
00:41:19 --> 00:41:22 so interesting? I don't know. I've always been
00:41:22 --> 00:41:24 like into the mystery. I've always been like,
00:41:24 --> 00:41:27 I want to solve things. And like the first conspiracy
00:41:27 --> 00:41:30 I ever learned was Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove
00:41:30 --> 00:41:33 documentary. Cause like I was watching Rogan
00:41:33 --> 00:41:37 like when before Rogan, you know, before Rogan
00:41:37 --> 00:41:40 was Rogan. And he would just have Alex Jones,
00:41:40 --> 00:41:42 you know, and Eddie Bravo. Those were like his
00:41:42 --> 00:41:44 main guests that would like circle through all
00:41:44 --> 00:41:46 the time. And like, you know, Alex Jones talked
00:41:46 --> 00:41:49 about all these different conspiracies. have
00:41:49 --> 00:41:51 all come true, by the way. Almost all of them
00:41:51 --> 00:41:54 have come true. And the Bohemian Grove was a
00:41:54 --> 00:41:57 really crazy one with like the owl god and like
00:41:57 --> 00:41:59 the child like epitaph or whatever that was,
00:41:59 --> 00:42:03 the child sacrifice that was fake. I love how
00:42:03 --> 00:42:05 I'm saying allegedly fake about a child sacrifice.
00:42:05 --> 00:42:07 I hope it was fake. Yeah, I hope it was fake.
00:42:07 --> 00:42:09 I think they're claiming that. I hope they claim
00:42:09 --> 00:42:11 that it was fake. But what's crazy about that
00:42:11 --> 00:42:14 documentary is at the end, I looked it up and
00:42:14 --> 00:42:18 it was the head of the Republican party. I don't
00:42:18 --> 00:42:20 remember for sure what his position was, but
00:42:20 --> 00:42:24 he was head of the Republican party or something
00:42:24 --> 00:42:27 like that. And Alex Jones goes up to him and
00:42:27 --> 00:42:29 he was just like, hey, is it true that you guys
00:42:29 --> 00:42:32 worship an owl god? Because I snuck into the
00:42:32 --> 00:42:34 Bohemian Grove and I saw you guys doing that.
00:42:34 --> 00:42:36 And the guy, instead of denying it or saying
00:42:36 --> 00:42:38 that, no, that's not what it was, he goes, I
00:42:38 --> 00:42:41 disrespect you for that. And it's like, well,
00:42:42 --> 00:42:45 that's quite the response. If that's not an admission,
00:42:45 --> 00:42:48 I don't know what it is. Like, I don't respect
00:42:48 --> 00:42:49 you for that. You shouldn't have stuck in there.
00:42:49 --> 00:42:52 And it's like, well, wait a minute. Hey, we're
00:42:52 --> 00:42:56 supposed to be friends. What's going on here
00:42:56 --> 00:42:58 that you're just like, don't go in there. And
00:42:58 --> 00:43:02 so... He didn't say it wasn't true like he didn't
00:43:02 --> 00:43:05 deny it and I don't think anything happened to
00:43:05 --> 00:43:07 Alex like from that I don't think he got like
00:43:07 --> 00:43:09 I mean now he's getting sued by everybody, but
00:43:09 --> 00:43:11 he didn't make some Little bit of some fuck -ups
00:43:11 --> 00:43:13 there, but like yeah, you kind of fucked up a
00:43:13 --> 00:43:15 little bit there He I think I think there's a
00:43:15 --> 00:43:17 little bit of alcoholism that had to do with
00:43:17 --> 00:43:20 that Maybe maybe some adderall abuse, but I don't
00:43:20 --> 00:43:22 know I allegedly again I have no idea, but I
00:43:22 --> 00:43:23 do think he was having some alcohol problems,
00:43:23 --> 00:43:27 but yeah, I was just like that's a weird response
00:43:27 --> 00:43:28 instead of just like saying no it didn't happen
00:43:28 --> 00:43:30 and he didn't get sued for like defamation or
00:43:30 --> 00:43:33 anything just Just it went on and no one cared
00:43:33 --> 00:43:35 again. No one cared. They're just like whatever
00:43:35 --> 00:43:37 It's like one of those like nobody's gonna believe
00:43:37 --> 00:43:39 you dude, you know, it's so crazy I think sometimes
00:43:39 --> 00:43:41 they do things that are so crazy that they're
00:43:41 --> 00:43:44 like just do this wild thing and No, no, no one
00:43:44 --> 00:43:46 will care because no one will believe it Yeah,
00:43:46 --> 00:43:49 if you want so if we go into like the conspiracy
00:43:49 --> 00:43:51 theories about like Hollywood and stuff like
00:43:51 --> 00:43:54 that So once again with the whole movies deal,
00:43:54 --> 00:43:57 so have you ever seen the fourth kind? Right?
00:43:57 --> 00:44:00 Long time ago, yeah. So, yeah, for me, it was
00:44:00 --> 00:44:04 a long time ago, too. It was, I was at NAS Jax
00:44:04 --> 00:44:09 when I first saw it. And so after, I remember
00:44:09 --> 00:44:12 watching it and then going for a run. And in
00:44:12 --> 00:44:14 that thing, people are dreaming, or in that movie,
00:44:14 --> 00:44:18 people are dreaming about owls. And then it's
00:44:18 --> 00:44:20 determined later, spoiler alert, it's determined
00:44:20 --> 00:44:24 later that the owls were actually aliens. and
00:44:24 --> 00:44:26 if you look at an owl, I guess, and I kind of
00:44:26 --> 00:44:28 blur the image, it kind of looks like an alien,
00:44:28 --> 00:44:31 right? With the big eyes and yeah. Yeah, so now
00:44:31 --> 00:44:35 I'm just like, wait a minute, owl god. Yeah,
00:44:36 --> 00:44:38 because like, yeah, like why is it, of all things,
00:44:38 --> 00:44:40 why an owl? Like they're not even like, they're
00:44:40 --> 00:44:43 just like dumb animals or whatever. Like they
00:44:43 --> 00:44:44 are, they're like the dumbest birds. Someone
00:44:44 --> 00:44:45 was telling me that the other day. They're like
00:44:45 --> 00:44:47 one of the dumbest birds that exist and like
00:44:47 --> 00:44:49 one of the dumbest animals that exist. I heard
00:44:49 --> 00:44:53 somebody say that owls are like, like cats of
00:44:53 --> 00:44:56 the bird world. Interesting. For some reason,
00:44:56 --> 00:44:59 I'm like, Oh, okay. I could kind of see that.
00:44:59 --> 00:45:00 You have some mystery to them. Yeah, they're
00:45:00 --> 00:45:02 just kind of goofy and, you know, fluffy, I guess.
00:45:03 --> 00:45:07 They're the pandas of the... They're the pandas.
00:45:08 --> 00:45:10 Oh, love it. But yeah, now I'm just like, what
00:45:10 --> 00:45:13 if owl is just like a metaphor, you know, for
00:45:13 --> 00:45:16 aliens? It could be. It just goes back to the
00:45:16 --> 00:45:18 birds aren't real conspiracy. No, I'm kidding.
00:45:18 --> 00:45:21 I'm not there yet. I'm not to the birds aren't
00:45:21 --> 00:45:23 real yet. You're not going there. I might be
00:45:23 --> 00:45:27 very soon. No, I'm kidding. There's a dude. I
00:45:27 --> 00:45:29 love this guy. There's a guy like I think he's
00:45:29 --> 00:45:33 like Minuteman something on YouTube I think it's
00:45:33 --> 00:45:36 like Minuteman like and a few letter or a few
00:45:36 --> 00:45:39 numbers But uh, but he's phenomenal and what
00:45:39 --> 00:45:42 he does is he sort of like debunks all of those
00:45:42 --> 00:45:45 kind of weird things I don't want to watch him
00:45:45 --> 00:45:48 then I love that guy like because of it like
00:45:48 --> 00:45:50 because like so they had people like freaking
00:45:50 --> 00:45:53 out about this pyramid apparently they said it
00:45:53 --> 00:45:54 was like the biggest pyramid in the world and
00:45:54 --> 00:45:58 it's found in Antarctica and then he's like to
00:45:58 --> 00:46:01 sum it up he was like well if you zoom out and
00:46:01 --> 00:46:05 he like zoomed out and that pyramid was in like
00:46:05 --> 00:46:07 the middle of a mountain range and it's basically
00:46:07 --> 00:46:11 just a cap of a mountain and it was like okay
00:46:11 --> 00:46:15 yeah it's kind of like come on guys if you're
00:46:15 --> 00:46:17 gonna if you're gonna throw out real conspiracy
00:46:17 --> 00:46:19 we gotta do a little bit better than that You
00:46:19 --> 00:46:21 know what I mean? Have you ever found a conspiracy
00:46:21 --> 00:46:24 that you were like, Oh, this is, this is bullshit.
00:46:24 --> 00:46:28 Well, the birds one is one is probably bullshit,
00:46:28 --> 00:46:30 but I guess a conspiracy that definitely like
00:46:30 --> 00:46:33 the flat earth theory. Oh yeah. That one, that
00:46:33 --> 00:46:35 one's wild. It was same thing though, Antarctica.
00:46:35 --> 00:46:37 Cause I guess like to debunk the flat earth theory,
00:46:37 --> 00:46:39 what they were going to do is go up to Antarctica
00:46:39 --> 00:46:43 and it's either if the sun sets and rises. or
00:46:43 --> 00:46:45 if it doesn't set and rise there. I don't remember
00:46:45 --> 00:46:47 which of the two it was or which one it is, but
00:46:47 --> 00:46:50 one of the two happens and that means that the
00:46:50 --> 00:46:52 earth is round. And so they were going to take
00:46:52 --> 00:46:54 a whole bunch of people like up there and they
00:46:54 --> 00:46:57 might've actually done that. And then it didn't
00:46:57 --> 00:46:59 happen the way that needed to happen for the
00:46:59 --> 00:47:01 earth to be flat and they doubled down on it.
00:47:01 --> 00:47:04 And they're like, we know, well, we don't trust
00:47:04 --> 00:47:06 it. They've done something. They like doubled
00:47:06 --> 00:47:09 down on it. They fucked it up. Yeah. Like someone
00:47:09 --> 00:47:11 is just like, okay, you can't convince these
00:47:11 --> 00:47:14 people, but Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. On Netflix,
00:47:14 --> 00:47:17 they had that one where at the documentary about
00:47:17 --> 00:47:19 flat earthers and all that stuff. And then at
00:47:19 --> 00:47:22 the end, they fucked up their own thing and proved
00:47:22 --> 00:47:25 themselves wrong, like right there. And it was
00:47:25 --> 00:47:29 so cathartic just seeing like, you stupid bastards.
00:47:30 --> 00:47:32 You got to love the double down. It's just like
00:47:32 --> 00:47:35 still. No, no, still I believe it. It's like,
00:47:35 --> 00:47:38 I don't know. I just can't do it, man. I can't
00:47:38 --> 00:47:40 just fall into shit that easily. You know what
00:47:40 --> 00:47:42 I mean? Have you ever felt like you did like
00:47:42 --> 00:47:46 kind of like you were severely mistaken by something
00:47:46 --> 00:47:48 that you believed as far as a conspiracy goes?
00:47:49 --> 00:47:53 I just really do my deep dives and I don't come
00:47:53 --> 00:47:56 out and say that I believe something until there's
00:47:56 --> 00:48:00 a lot to go with it that would show that you
00:48:00 --> 00:48:03 know this isn't crazy thinking you know so I
00:48:03 --> 00:48:05 usually don't say anything to like Flat Earth,
00:48:06 --> 00:48:07 I never really talked about it or anything. I
00:48:07 --> 00:48:09 knew it existed and I looked into it, but then
00:48:09 --> 00:48:11 once I was just like, eh, this is dumb. Then
00:48:11 --> 00:48:13 I was like, don't believe it. So I can't think
00:48:13 --> 00:48:15 of one, but Flat Earth, I did go down, but not
00:48:15 --> 00:48:19 like publicly go down because I won't say something
00:48:19 --> 00:48:22 out loud unless I know for sure because then
00:48:22 --> 00:48:24 people are going to think I'm like. Really crazy.
00:48:24 --> 00:48:27 So yes, I've gone down every rabbit hole when
00:48:27 --> 00:48:31 a rabbit hole when it comes to I've gone down
00:48:31 --> 00:48:32 every rabbit hole when it comes to conspiracy
00:48:32 --> 00:48:34 theories But I don't like outwardly say anything
00:48:34 --> 00:48:37 until I'm like, okay, there's something something
00:48:37 --> 00:48:40 odd, you know, yeah something odd here Yeah,
00:48:40 --> 00:48:43 they um, I don't know if I have I don't know
00:48:43 --> 00:48:44 if I have any because I have like this thing
00:48:44 --> 00:48:48 in my head and I tell people even like even people
00:48:48 --> 00:48:51 I work with I'm just like question everything
00:48:51 --> 00:48:53 You know, and the reason why I say people I work
00:48:53 --> 00:48:57 with is because sometimes even when I'm training
00:48:57 --> 00:49:00 people who are just, you know, like, you know,
00:49:01 --> 00:49:03 like the new guys, when I'm even training those
00:49:03 --> 00:49:05 guys, sometimes I'm wrong. Sometimes even some
00:49:05 --> 00:49:06 of the things that I'm training them on, I'm
00:49:06 --> 00:49:09 like, oh, fuck, I made a mistake, my bad, I told
00:49:09 --> 00:49:11 you wrong. And so I tell them, I'm like, hey,
00:49:11 --> 00:49:14 question everything, you know, just everything.
00:49:14 --> 00:49:17 It's just a good practice to get into. And that's
00:49:17 --> 00:49:20 sort of like my mantra with these kind of things.
00:49:21 --> 00:49:25 But I want to believe them. I want to believe
00:49:25 --> 00:49:29 that aliens and cryptids and giants. And lizard
00:49:29 --> 00:49:31 people. And lizard people. I want to believe
00:49:31 --> 00:49:34 that we live in this fantasy world of just all
00:49:34 --> 00:49:38 of these things that were also in the land before
00:49:38 --> 00:49:41 time. Yeah. That's another one that dinosaurs
00:49:41 --> 00:49:44 never existed. Oh, yeah. There's a big conspiracy
00:49:44 --> 00:49:49 on that. And that one, I... don't think that's
00:49:49 --> 00:49:52 100 % wrong because it's just like, if you go
00:49:52 --> 00:49:54 to museums, they're very open about the fact
00:49:54 --> 00:49:56 that these are not bones, these are molds of
00:49:56 --> 00:49:58 bones. And we found, you know, of this giant
00:49:58 --> 00:50:02 T -Rex, this little cliffing of one, this little
00:50:02 --> 00:50:03 toe is actually the only thing that we found
00:50:03 --> 00:50:06 and we made the rest of it. And it's just like,
00:50:06 --> 00:50:09 why, if dinosaurs were truly that big and there
00:50:09 --> 00:50:12 was more water on the earth, you know, than there
00:50:12 --> 00:50:16 is now and... Why don't we just find bones everywhere?
00:50:16 --> 00:50:18 How come when I go dig in my backyard, I'm not
00:50:18 --> 00:50:20 gonna find a bone? Is there truly like wandering
00:50:20 --> 00:50:23 around? And so I don't think dinosaurs were ever
00:50:23 --> 00:50:27 existed. And if they did exist, I don't think
00:50:27 --> 00:50:29 they were what people say they were. Because
00:50:29 --> 00:50:30 then at one point they were like, well, they're
00:50:30 --> 00:50:33 technically a species of bird. And it's like,
00:50:33 --> 00:50:39 okay. That triceratops is a bird. Like, I don't
00:50:39 --> 00:50:40 know. Like, I don't know how they're related.
00:50:40 --> 00:50:42 And so like, I'm kind of calling bullshit. I
00:50:42 --> 00:50:44 got on a dinosaur thing. Another thing, too,
00:50:44 --> 00:50:46 that was really disappointing, when I joined
00:50:46 --> 00:50:48 the Navy, because I like thought like... You
00:50:48 --> 00:50:50 were in the Navy? I was in the Navy, yeah. Did
00:50:50 --> 00:50:52 we discuss that? I don't think so. I didn't know
00:50:52 --> 00:50:54 you were in the Navy. I was in the Navy Reserves.
00:50:54 --> 00:50:57 I don't know if that counts. In a way. You know,
00:50:58 --> 00:51:00 kind of. But yeah, I was in the Navy and like,
00:51:00 --> 00:51:02 I always thought like the military was like this
00:51:02 --> 00:51:05 mysterious thing and like, you know, I was so
00:51:05 --> 00:51:07 excited because I was going to get a TS Clarence,
00:51:07 --> 00:51:10 you know, top secret Clarence and... I'm going
00:51:10 --> 00:51:12 to see things. And then I joined and then like,
00:51:12 --> 00:51:14 my job was to sit in a room full of high ranking
00:51:14 --> 00:51:17 officers and go, next slide, sir. And they go,
00:51:18 --> 00:51:22 yes. And I go, that was my job. And occasionally
00:51:22 --> 00:51:25 they go, GM3, go fucking shred the papers. You're
00:51:25 --> 00:51:29 not even clicking this PowerPoint, right? And
00:51:29 --> 00:51:32 so it was just like, oh, you know. What was your
00:51:32 --> 00:51:36 rate? I was a GM, a gunner's mate. Oh, wow. Gunner's
00:51:36 --> 00:51:40 mate. Hell yeah. I was AZ. What's I don't know
00:51:40 --> 00:51:42 what an AZ is. Aviation. Oh, okay. You can tell
00:51:42 --> 00:51:45 I was reservist. I don't know any other rates.
00:51:45 --> 00:51:48 It's a aviation maintenance admin. Basically
00:51:48 --> 00:51:50 that was you know. Okay. Okay. Bookkeeper for
00:51:50 --> 00:51:55 aircraft. Kind of like a PS. Or Yeoman. Yeah.
00:51:55 --> 00:51:57 Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like a Yeoman. I think I
00:51:57 --> 00:51:59 went to school with YNs actually, but it's a
00:51:59 --> 00:52:03 but yeah, it was just basically for bookkeeper
00:52:03 --> 00:52:05 like, you know, logs and records just specifically
00:52:05 --> 00:52:09 for aircraft. You know, so like PS, I guess being
00:52:09 --> 00:52:13 like postal and, you know, Yeoman, whatever they
00:52:13 --> 00:52:15 do. Whatever the fuck they do. Whatever the fuck
00:52:15 --> 00:52:16 they're doing. They're supposed to do something,
00:52:16 --> 00:52:18 but instead, you know, you send an email and
00:52:18 --> 00:52:22 you don't hear back. Fucking Yeoman. But yeah,
00:52:22 --> 00:52:26 it's a, but yeah, no, I basically just did, did
00:52:26 --> 00:52:28 that just for aircrafts. You know what I mean?
00:52:28 --> 00:52:31 And I never saw a UFO, but. Yeah, there you go.
00:52:32 --> 00:52:34 So that's really interesting about the, about
00:52:34 --> 00:52:38 you like not. believe in the whole dinosaur thing.
00:52:38 --> 00:52:41 Because to me, I'm just like, I totally believe
00:52:41 --> 00:52:44 in dinosaurs, you know? What evidence? You can't
00:52:44 --> 00:52:46 find evidence for it. You can't go to a museum
00:52:46 --> 00:52:49 and be like, oh, see, dinosaurs. It's like, no,
00:52:49 --> 00:52:50 it's all a mold. All of it's fake. And they're
00:52:50 --> 00:52:52 like, well, this is what they did look like.
00:52:52 --> 00:52:54 And it's like, well, how do we know? So we only
00:52:54 --> 00:52:56 have these bones that a scientist has made a
00:52:56 --> 00:52:58 mold of that we don't even have the original
00:52:58 --> 00:53:01 bones. And like, how do we know they looked,
00:53:01 --> 00:53:02 how do we know their skin looked that way? There's
00:53:02 --> 00:53:06 no skin of dinosaurs that we can discover. I
00:53:06 --> 00:53:09 mean, why can't I just find bones anywhere? Why
00:53:09 --> 00:53:14 can't I go to a mountain somewhere that's not
00:53:14 --> 00:53:16 touched and find dinosaur bones? Is that in Utah?
00:53:17 --> 00:53:19 I think that they have a whole valley in Utah
00:53:19 --> 00:53:23 where they find just a ton of dinosaurs. Look
00:53:23 --> 00:53:25 into it. They don't. Did you ever see that one?
00:53:28 --> 00:53:30 I forget the name of it, but it's the most well
00:53:30 --> 00:53:31 -preserved dinosaur that's ever been - I think
00:53:31 --> 00:53:34 they staged it. You think they staged it? I literally
00:53:34 --> 00:53:36 think it. I think people started catching on.
00:53:36 --> 00:53:40 It's too well preserved. Right? It's too well
00:53:40 --> 00:53:43 done. I think it's staged. Interesting. Interesting.
00:53:44 --> 00:53:48 I don't know. I don't know. But why? What's the
00:53:48 --> 00:53:50 motive behind being like head dinosaurs or a
00:53:50 --> 00:53:53 thing? That's a good question. I don't know.
00:53:54 --> 00:53:56 I think maybe a scientist, there's a lot of times
00:53:56 --> 00:53:58 scientists, they want to discover something.
00:53:58 --> 00:54:01 They want to be... famous for something. I think
00:54:01 --> 00:54:03 a scientist was maybe on to something. I mean,
00:54:03 --> 00:54:05 literally, they thought they were connected to
00:54:05 --> 00:54:07 birds or whatever. I think a scientist thought
00:54:07 --> 00:54:10 he made this miraculous discovery. And then once
00:54:10 --> 00:54:13 you create this saying and you become famous
00:54:13 --> 00:54:18 for it, you can't wheel it back in. You can't
00:54:18 --> 00:54:20 go, oh, well, I was wrong. It was actually not.
00:54:20 --> 00:54:22 And so I think it was a little bit of that. That's
00:54:22 --> 00:54:24 what you get. You got to look into the interesting
00:54:24 --> 00:54:28 case of Brontosaurus. Because the brontosaurus
00:54:28 --> 00:54:31 apparently it was like the largest dinosaur that
00:54:31 --> 00:54:34 ever existed right and Apparently what they figured
00:54:34 --> 00:54:38 out that it was there was like two I guess like
00:54:38 --> 00:54:41 paleontologists who found like who were like
00:54:41 --> 00:54:43 basically on the race for finding the largest
00:54:43 --> 00:54:46 dinosaur ever and They literally found the bones
00:54:46 --> 00:54:50 of like two of the same exact dinosaur But one
00:54:50 --> 00:54:53 was like oh, yeah, this one is bigger and this
00:54:53 --> 00:54:55 is like a I call it the brontosaurus or whatever
00:54:56 --> 00:54:58 But it was actually something like an Allosaurus
00:54:58 --> 00:55:02 or something. And it was the same thing. It was
00:55:02 --> 00:55:08 a big dinosaur. But yeah, apparently it ended
00:55:08 --> 00:55:10 up being the same. But I could be wrong because
00:55:10 --> 00:55:13 I only... I think they both made it up. And then
00:55:13 --> 00:55:15 it was like, whoopsie, someone discovered that
00:55:15 --> 00:55:17 they made it the same way. I guess that's how
00:55:17 --> 00:55:20 I think. I think they wanted to up all the other
00:55:20 --> 00:55:22 scientists and that's what they did. Interesting.
00:55:23 --> 00:55:25 Have you ever heard the thing about... What do
00:55:25 --> 00:55:30 you call it? In, what is it, Wyoming? People
00:55:30 --> 00:55:33 are saying it's a tree stump, but it's like a
00:55:33 --> 00:55:37 natural formation. It's like the devil's rock
00:55:37 --> 00:55:39 or something like that in Wyoming. I've been
00:55:39 --> 00:55:41 to Wyoming a lot. I've never heard of that. I
00:55:41 --> 00:55:43 know there's like a devil's circle. That's in
00:55:43 --> 00:55:45 North Carolina. There's a devil's circle in North
00:55:45 --> 00:55:47 Carolina where everything, there's nothing that
00:55:47 --> 00:55:49 grows in it. Like everything dies in it. Like
00:55:49 --> 00:55:51 there's no grass, plants can't grow or whatever.
00:55:52 --> 00:55:56 And people like the... I guess the rumor is that
00:55:56 --> 00:55:58 like if you, like people have camped out there
00:55:58 --> 00:56:00 and if you put like something in the middle of
00:56:00 --> 00:56:02 it, they'll wake up and it'll be outside of it
00:56:02 --> 00:56:04 or whatever, but it's not the same thing. That's
00:56:04 --> 00:56:07 it right there. Interesting. Yeah, they call
00:56:07 --> 00:56:09 it the Devil's Tower or something like that.
00:56:09 --> 00:56:12 Like the Devil's Tower, the Devil's Rock or something.
00:56:13 --> 00:56:14 The Devil's Tower National Monument, and that's
00:56:14 --> 00:56:17 in Wyoming, right? And they have some people
00:56:17 --> 00:56:21 that believe that that's not a... There's some
00:56:21 --> 00:56:23 people that believe that this is actually not
00:56:23 --> 00:56:26 a rock formation. It's actually a tree a petrified
00:56:26 --> 00:56:29 tree interesting that was around like Many many
00:56:29 --> 00:56:31 years ago that kind of thing and I was just like,
00:56:32 --> 00:56:34 I don't know if you had a stance on that You
00:56:34 --> 00:56:36 know, there's a there's a conspiracy and I don't
00:56:36 --> 00:56:38 I have no idea where I haven't looked down I
00:56:38 --> 00:56:40 haven't gotten down this rabbit hole but like
00:56:40 --> 00:56:42 that Giants existed so it could be something
00:56:42 --> 00:56:44 like that Have you heard of that where people
00:56:44 --> 00:56:45 are like there were giant humans or whatever?
00:56:45 --> 00:56:48 There's Giants and some people go as far as saying
00:56:48 --> 00:56:50 like I could have been a descendant of Bigfoot
00:56:50 --> 00:56:53 or whatever. That I haven't gone down. That I
00:56:53 --> 00:56:56 don't really have any information on it, but
00:56:56 --> 00:56:58 you know, could be, you know, giant trees and
00:56:58 --> 00:57:00 giant people, you know, whatever. I can't do
00:57:00 --> 00:57:02 the giant thing. I don't know what the fuck it
00:57:02 --> 00:57:04 is. I'm like, dude, it's weird. You can't, I
00:57:04 --> 00:57:06 don't know. I'm like, okay, I can't do that one.
00:57:06 --> 00:57:08 Like Bigfoot, like there are people out there
00:57:08 --> 00:57:11 who legitimately believe in Bigfoot and they
00:57:11 --> 00:57:14 have a guy online. He, you know, he shows his
00:57:14 --> 00:57:19 Bigfoot. Cadaver I guess that he has or you know,
00:57:19 --> 00:57:20 it's big for corpse and he shows it off all the
00:57:20 --> 00:57:23 time To me. I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
00:57:23 --> 00:57:26 I just I just can't get into it I'm like, I don't
00:57:26 --> 00:57:28 believe in Bigfoot and I love Harry and the Hendersons.
00:57:28 --> 00:57:30 I don't know if you ever seen that movie, but
00:57:30 --> 00:57:32 Well, there is a there is something that they
00:57:32 --> 00:57:35 think could be Bigfoot But it's not Bigfoot is
00:57:35 --> 00:57:37 there are giant sloths and they know that they
00:57:37 --> 00:57:39 exist but they cannot find them because they're
00:57:39 --> 00:57:42 very very rare and like There's somewhere like
00:57:42 --> 00:57:44 near the Amazon or something like that They're
00:57:44 --> 00:57:47 not in the United States, but like the villages
00:57:47 --> 00:57:49 like all like talk about like we've seen them
00:57:49 --> 00:57:52 like and and it's very much like they they could
00:57:52 --> 00:57:56 exist and people have said that could Potentially
00:57:56 --> 00:57:58 be bigfoot like the giant sloths or whatever
00:57:58 --> 00:58:00 and they and it's not one of those things where
00:58:00 --> 00:58:02 it's a conspiracy They just say we don't know
00:58:02 --> 00:58:05 but it very well could Exist and some people
00:58:05 --> 00:58:08 have said that could be bigfoot. So I heard that
00:58:08 --> 00:58:11 giant sloths. They went extinct in them Yeah,
00:58:12 --> 00:58:13 and some people are saying that there's still
00:58:13 --> 00:58:16 some left. It's just no one's found them. But
00:58:16 --> 00:58:18 like, it's because they're going to these villages
00:58:18 --> 00:58:20 where it's like, they have nothing to gain. They
00:58:20 --> 00:58:22 have nothing to lose from the, or anything. And
00:58:22 --> 00:58:23 they're like, oh yeah, the giant, and they talk
00:58:23 --> 00:58:25 about it casually. Like, yeah, we saw a giant
00:58:25 --> 00:58:27 sloth and it's like, they don't know what conspiracy
00:58:27 --> 00:58:29 theories are. They're not like online and all
00:58:29 --> 00:58:32 that stuff. And so why would they lie about that?
00:58:32 --> 00:58:33 They're not trying to get famous. They're not
00:58:33 --> 00:58:35 trying to do anything. They're just people living
00:58:35 --> 00:58:37 and they're like, oh, giant sloth. And so. Hey,
00:58:37 --> 00:58:40 there's, there's actually something like that
00:58:40 --> 00:58:44 in the Congo. Apparently they have a dinosaur
00:58:44 --> 00:58:50 in the Congo. No, no, no, no. I wish I could
00:58:50 --> 00:58:53 have zoomed in. No, I know. Yeah, they got a
00:58:53 --> 00:58:55 dinosaur in the Congo. I'm just letting you know.
00:58:55 --> 00:58:58 So if you don't believe, it's there. Yeah, you
00:58:58 --> 00:59:00 know, with the aliens, you know, getting killed,
00:59:00 --> 00:59:02 yeah. Yeah, and Bigfoot. They're just like smoking
00:59:02 --> 00:59:05 cigarettes. They're all in the Denver airport.
00:59:05 --> 00:59:08 Yeah. You know, with all the satanic shit in
00:59:08 --> 00:59:10 the Denver airport. You need to do that. You
00:59:10 --> 00:59:12 need to go to the Denver airport and just hang
00:59:12 --> 00:59:14 out for a day. Look up all the, like, conspiracy
00:59:14 --> 00:59:17 points and all the alien points and all the Satan
00:59:17 --> 00:59:19 worship points. It's so weird. You can go check
00:59:19 --> 00:59:21 out all the Satan worship at the Denver airport
00:59:21 --> 00:59:23 next time you're on vacation, but, you know,
00:59:23 --> 00:59:25 look them up. It's just, like, weird. Go to the
00:59:25 --> 00:59:27 devil horse or whatever with the eyes and...
00:59:27 --> 00:59:30 Yeah, the freaking FBI's gonna knock on my door
00:59:30 --> 00:59:33 and be like... You're looking too deep. Yeah,
00:59:33 --> 00:59:35 what are you doing? I'm sitting here encouraging
00:59:35 --> 00:59:39 Satan worship. Yeah. Yeah. And dinosaurs don't
00:59:39 --> 00:59:42 exist. But you can go check out Satan at Denver
00:59:42 --> 00:59:46 Airport now. Oh my gosh. I, you know, I don't
00:59:46 --> 00:59:47 know. It's like, but this is, this is the fun
00:59:47 --> 00:59:50 about this stuff. Like, you know, what you believe
00:59:50 --> 00:59:51 or don't believe or what do you agree upon or
00:59:51 --> 00:59:54 don't agree upon? It's like, it's, it's so hard
00:59:54 --> 00:59:56 because I'm also one of those people. It's kind
00:59:56 --> 00:59:58 of like, I just, I'm one of those like see it
00:59:58 --> 01:00:01 to believe it kind of people like. I do. And
01:00:01 --> 01:00:04 I want it, I want it, you know? But it's, at
01:00:04 --> 01:00:06 the same time, it's just like, I haven't seen
01:00:06 --> 01:00:09 anything, you know? I'm like, why is, there's
01:00:09 --> 01:00:13 never any pictures of like, of actual pictures
01:00:13 --> 01:00:16 of Bigfoot, and it's like, okay, cool, if giants
01:00:16 --> 01:00:19 exist, like the, what is it, the Kandahar giant
01:00:19 --> 01:00:20 or something, have you ever heard about that?
01:00:22 --> 01:00:27 There was a giant that killed, I guess, like
01:00:27 --> 01:00:30 an army. like a team of army people. Oh, okay.
01:00:30 --> 01:00:32 I think I heard Rogan talk about this. Maybe.
01:00:33 --> 01:00:35 I could be wrong. Yeah, I think so. With another
01:00:35 --> 01:00:37 guy. Yeah. And I forget that guy's name too.
01:00:37 --> 01:00:38 I love how like I'm just citing all this shit
01:00:38 --> 01:00:39 and I don't know where I'm saying it from. Yeah,
01:00:39 --> 01:00:41 I was in here like, yeah, I remember hearing
01:00:41 --> 01:00:43 that. Have you seen this this one time? It's
01:00:43 --> 01:00:45 like, yeah, I saw this this one time. I also
01:00:45 --> 01:00:46 saw this, but I don't know who said it. This
01:00:46 --> 01:00:47 is how conspiracies start is someone's like,
01:00:47 --> 01:00:49 oh yeah, you know, and then they believe it.
01:00:49 --> 01:00:52 Well, that's really, that's a good observation
01:00:52 --> 01:00:54 because yeah, it is. It's very grapevine. You
01:00:54 --> 01:00:57 know, it's just like, dude, I saw this one thing
01:00:57 --> 01:00:59 and that person saw another thing. And it's just
01:00:59 --> 01:01:01 like, it just goes, but, but yeah, the can of
01:01:01 --> 01:01:04 hard giant apparently like killed, um, like a
01:01:04 --> 01:01:08 team of, uh, army soldiers and, um, and then
01:01:08 --> 01:01:11 they had to send in another team to go find that
01:01:11 --> 01:01:14 team. And then they saw the giant eating a soldier,
01:01:14 --> 01:01:17 like kind of like Odyssey style. And so they
01:01:17 --> 01:01:21 took out the giant and then they brought the
01:01:21 --> 01:01:25 giant somewhere. That's the end of it. Apparently,
01:01:25 --> 01:01:27 I guess. I don't know where's the destination
01:01:27 --> 01:01:30 for the giant after that, but they killed the
01:01:30 --> 01:01:32 giant. Beneath the Denver Airport. Beneath the
01:01:32 --> 01:01:33 Denver Airport, yeah. It's the only place you
01:01:33 --> 01:01:36 can get a flight. Yeah, right. Underneath the
01:01:36 --> 01:01:38 Denver Airport. That's why I do all my comedy
01:01:38 --> 01:01:41 conspiracy series stuff, because I'm so interested
01:01:41 --> 01:01:46 in it. Like, Rachel McFelon, shout out, my girl.
01:01:46 --> 01:01:49 She was telling me, because I was going over,
01:01:49 --> 01:01:51 because I was so new to comedy. I was new to
01:01:51 --> 01:01:53 comedy. I'd only done one set and that was on
01:01:53 --> 01:01:55 Kill Tony. And like, I was like going over these
01:01:55 --> 01:01:57 bits with her and I was like, are these stupid?
01:01:57 --> 01:01:59 Like, will anyone even like them? And they were
01:01:59 --> 01:02:00 like Hunter Biden bits or whatever. And she was
01:02:00 --> 01:02:04 like, who cares? If you like it, do it. You can
01:02:04 --> 01:02:06 create something out of anything you like. And
01:02:06 --> 01:02:08 she was like, it'll be really, it'll be you.
01:02:09 --> 01:02:11 She said, don't create bits that are not you.
01:02:11 --> 01:02:14 If you like conspiracy theories, do your comedy
01:02:14 --> 01:02:15 about conspiracies. And I was like, okay. And
01:02:15 --> 01:02:17 she said, who cares if people don't like it?
01:02:18 --> 01:02:20 It's not really, you know, if people like conspiracies,
01:02:20 --> 01:02:23 they'll like you. If they don't like it, they're
01:02:23 --> 01:02:25 probably not going to like you anyways, if that's
01:02:25 --> 01:02:26 your personality. And so that was like a really
01:02:26 --> 01:02:28 good piece of advice, but she was like, don't,
01:02:28 --> 01:02:31 you know, be yourself. And if you like conspiracies,
01:02:31 --> 01:02:33 then do your bits about it. And who cares if
01:02:33 --> 01:02:37 people don't like them. Right. Yeah. And I never
01:02:37 --> 01:02:39 remember us touching base on that too. It's just,
01:02:39 --> 01:02:42 it's that authenticity that you can't, you know,
01:02:42 --> 01:02:44 you can't beat. It doesn't, like I said, it doesn't
01:02:44 --> 01:02:47 matter if who or what believes you, you know,
01:02:47 --> 01:02:49 if it's just you, if it's just the way you are
01:02:49 --> 01:02:52 and your belief and, you know, it's like, fuck
01:02:52 --> 01:02:55 it, you know, show people, you know, change people's
01:02:55 --> 01:02:58 minds or just, you know, enlighten people to
01:02:58 --> 01:03:01 something new, you know, and that's what I love
01:03:01 --> 01:03:03 so much about standup is like sometimes, you
01:03:03 --> 01:03:05 know, somebody will say something completely
01:03:05 --> 01:03:07 fucking ridiculous that I don't believe in. But
01:03:07 --> 01:03:08 I'd be like, okay, all right, that was kind of
01:03:08 --> 01:03:10 funny though. It's funny or it gives you a new
01:03:10 --> 01:03:12 perspective. It's like, it is funny. It gives
01:03:12 --> 01:03:13 you like a lighthearted perspective on something
01:03:13 --> 01:03:16 that's terrible. And it's like, okay, I can't
01:03:16 --> 01:03:18 lie about this. This is ridiculous. You're right.
01:03:18 --> 01:03:20 You're right. Not that big of a deal. This is
01:03:20 --> 01:03:22 ridiculous. Building seven should have gone down.
01:03:24 --> 01:03:27 Building seven wasn't really that popular anyway.
01:03:27 --> 01:03:31 It's like, but yeah, it's like, sometimes people,
01:03:31 --> 01:03:34 that they'll just have that unique and awesome
01:03:34 --> 01:03:36 perspective that will just give you you know,
01:03:36 --> 01:03:38 just a laugh, you know? So, it's like, yeah,
01:03:38 --> 01:03:40 fuck it. You know, you believe in dinosaurs or
01:03:40 --> 01:03:43 don't, it's still hilarious. You'd be like, I
01:03:43 --> 01:03:45 got a bone to pick with that, you know? Right,
01:03:45 --> 01:03:47 go up there. No, and it helps you remember your
01:03:47 --> 01:03:49 bits too, because if you're writing something
01:03:49 --> 01:03:51 that, like, you're not interested in, there's
01:03:51 --> 01:03:53 a big chance you're going to go up there and
01:03:53 --> 01:03:54 forget it. But, like, when I do my conspiracy
01:03:54 --> 01:03:57 stuff, even if I don't have the punchline, like,
01:03:57 --> 01:04:00 solid, even if I don't completely remember how
01:04:00 --> 01:04:02 I wanted to structure that, I can just go up
01:04:02 --> 01:04:04 there and talk and talk and talk about it to
01:04:04 --> 01:04:06 the point where I'll eventually get to something
01:04:06 --> 01:04:09 funny or just try to be bubbly about it or be
01:04:09 --> 01:04:11 weird or have people just be like, oh my God,
01:04:11 --> 01:04:13 she's so crazy, you know, going up there and
01:04:13 --> 01:04:16 talking about it. And so that's something I learned
01:04:16 --> 01:04:18 too, was if you do something you're interested
01:04:18 --> 01:04:20 in and you can just talk and talk up talk about
01:04:20 --> 01:04:23 it, that really helps your set versus like writing
01:04:23 --> 01:04:25 something that really wasn't for you or something
01:04:25 --> 01:04:27 you weren't interested in. You know, it just
01:04:27 --> 01:04:30 works out better. Yeah, I, uh, I, you know, I
01:04:30 --> 01:04:32 know I've said this on here before, but I have
01:04:32 --> 01:04:35 made, you know, the, I guess the rookie mistake
01:04:35 --> 01:04:38 or, you know, just, I guess, like the, the, the
01:04:38 --> 01:04:42 path of learning, um, of just kind of making
01:04:42 --> 01:04:45 shit up, you know, just making up a street joke,
01:04:45 --> 01:04:49 like, and in saying it, you know, and it's like,
01:04:50 --> 01:04:52 the thing about it is it's not authentic and
01:04:52 --> 01:04:56 it's so surface level that you almost deter people
01:04:56 --> 01:04:58 from even paying attention to you, you know,
01:04:59 --> 01:05:00 by saying something like that. But when you go
01:05:00 --> 01:05:03 like, oh yeah, you know, my mom used to do this
01:05:03 --> 01:05:05 when I was younger and, you know, then people
01:05:05 --> 01:05:07 were like, oh shit, yeah, my mom used to do that
01:05:07 --> 01:05:09 too. You know, and it doesn't matter if they've
01:05:09 --> 01:05:11 seen something like that a million times. It's
01:05:11 --> 01:05:13 just the fact that you're talking about your
01:05:13 --> 01:05:16 personal experience. And people relate. And people
01:05:16 --> 01:05:19 relate. You know, so authenticity is like, I
01:05:19 --> 01:05:21 think that if I ever had a moment to be like,
01:05:21 --> 01:05:24 what is the biggest thing that I've learned about
01:05:24 --> 01:05:25 stand -up comedy, especially from doing this
01:05:25 --> 01:05:30 show, it would be, be authentic. Just be real,
01:05:30 --> 01:05:32 reach in yourself and show a different perspective,
01:05:32 --> 01:05:34 you know, because that's so incredibly important.
01:05:35 --> 01:05:36 Well, it'll make you talk naturally too. Like
01:05:36 --> 01:05:39 if you do something that's not really authentic,
01:05:39 --> 01:05:42 you're just, this is fake. That was part of my,
01:05:43 --> 01:05:48 the good side and the bad side of my whole. I'm
01:05:48 --> 01:05:50 about to talk about how I don't know how to talk
01:05:50 --> 01:05:51 into a microphone and I hit the microphone as
01:05:51 --> 01:05:55 I do it. That is so funny. There we go. But the
01:05:55 --> 01:05:58 whole kill Tony thing, that was my biggest thing
01:05:58 --> 01:06:01 was my set was horrific. It was terrible and
01:06:01 --> 01:06:04 part of it was it wasn't authentic. I felt like
01:06:04 --> 01:06:07 I had to talk about why I chose that stage name
01:06:07 --> 01:06:10 and I really had to put a whole bit around that.
01:06:11 --> 01:06:13 And like I went through it really fast because
01:06:13 --> 01:06:15 I had watched like, you know, Tony do his, you
01:06:15 --> 01:06:17 know, Comedy Central roast. And he's just like,
01:06:17 --> 01:06:19 da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And that's his
01:06:19 --> 01:06:22 style. And he's really good at it. Not my style.
01:06:22 --> 01:06:24 It never will be. And so, and I'll never be as
01:06:24 --> 01:06:27 good as him, but I guess that's why my interview
01:06:27 --> 01:06:29 was so good was because it was authentic. It
01:06:29 --> 01:06:32 was me now just being myself and just, you know,
01:06:32 --> 01:06:33 I wasn't even trying to be funny. I was just,
01:06:34 --> 01:06:36 I was just being me, you know, just saying silly
01:06:36 --> 01:06:40 things. Whereas my, my bit that I did. It was
01:06:40 --> 01:06:43 bad because it wasn't me. It was just me trying
01:06:43 --> 01:06:48 to mimic what another comic has done. And that's
01:06:48 --> 01:06:50 why it wasn't good. Yeah. And I think we all
01:06:50 --> 01:06:52 kind of go through that when we're writing. The
01:06:52 --> 01:06:54 other thing is learning exactly what that means.
01:06:54 --> 01:06:57 Because when I was first starting off, I kind
01:06:57 --> 01:06:59 of heard something similar about the whole being
01:06:59 --> 01:07:04 authentic thing. And I just really didn't understand
01:07:04 --> 01:07:08 what that meant. But that's the beauty of an
01:07:08 --> 01:07:12 art. Um, it's kind of like picking up a guitar,
01:07:12 --> 01:07:14 you know, like you just, you don't know what
01:07:14 --> 01:07:16 you don't know. You have to learn it. You got
01:07:16 --> 01:07:18 to make mistakes. You got to keep fucking up.
01:07:18 --> 01:07:20 It's the whole reason to get out and do open
01:07:20 --> 01:07:22 mics. That's why you go to that silent open mic
01:07:22 --> 01:07:26 and tell a joke and hear crickets. And it's like,
01:07:26 --> 01:07:28 moving on. That's a good thing about me not being
01:07:28 --> 01:07:31 socially aware is I, I don't know. I bombed until
01:07:31 --> 01:07:35 I listened back to it. I'm like, Oh, no. Oh,
01:07:35 --> 01:07:37 wow. That was real bad. Oh, shit. Oh, that was
01:07:37 --> 01:07:40 real bad. I thought for sure they laughed, but
01:07:40 --> 01:07:44 it was in my head. Oh, no. Like, Drew Nickens.
01:07:44 --> 01:07:46 I did a show. Shout out, Drew Nickens. Love you,
01:07:46 --> 01:07:52 dude. Yeah, I love you. My first ever spot was
01:07:52 --> 01:07:55 actually for Drew because he's just a really
01:07:55 --> 01:07:57 nice guy. And he was like, I'll give you five.
01:07:57 --> 01:08:00 And all he had seen was that terrible. kill Tony
01:08:00 --> 01:08:02 minute and I was like oh my god he's giving me
01:08:02 --> 01:08:04 five after seeing it wasn't even a minute I lasted
01:08:04 --> 01:08:07 30 seconds of what should have been a minute
01:08:07 --> 01:08:09 but it was probably a minute worth of material
01:08:09 --> 01:08:16 but I was like 30 seconds you know I'm gonna
01:08:16 --> 01:08:19 stop it and then Tony didn't stop it looks a
01:08:19 --> 01:08:22 red band and then he waits for red band to hit
01:08:22 --> 01:08:24 it and I'm just sitting up there you know chilling
01:08:24 --> 01:08:26 like are we really gonna drag this out and then
01:08:26 --> 01:08:29 red band hits it and Tony's like And that was
01:08:29 --> 01:08:31 time. And it's like, oh my God. But going back
01:08:31 --> 01:08:35 to Jernick and Zo, he gave me my first spot based
01:08:35 --> 01:08:39 off of that terrible minute. And so, what was
01:08:39 --> 01:08:41 I even going with that? What were we talking
01:08:41 --> 01:08:43 about? I don't even fucking remember what we
01:08:43 --> 01:08:46 were talking about. We were talking about the
01:08:46 --> 01:08:49 - I'm so stupid. No, you're not. But we've been
01:08:49 --> 01:08:51 cycling through subjects like quick or like,
01:08:51 --> 01:08:53 this whole thing has been about conspiracy theories.
01:08:54 --> 01:08:57 I know. I'm looking like a psycho. Excuse me,
01:08:57 --> 01:09:01 but uh, we were worried now my little cycle I
01:09:01 --> 01:09:04 wipe clean we were talking about um Going up
01:09:04 --> 01:09:07 there going up and kill Tony you doing your minute
01:09:07 --> 01:09:11 and then you having the the meow and then you
01:09:11 --> 01:09:13 doing the meow thing and I was talking about
01:09:13 --> 01:09:16 how I bombed that minute so bad. So like Drew,
01:09:16 --> 01:09:19 he gave me my first spot ever. Again, shout out
01:09:19 --> 01:09:21 Drew. Thank you. I'm sorry. Love you Drew. Love
01:09:21 --> 01:09:24 you Drew. Love you Drew times two. But yeah,
01:09:24 --> 01:09:27 and so like he gave me my first spot and I like
01:09:27 --> 01:09:29 bombed one set with him. The first time I did
01:09:29 --> 01:09:31 this spot for him, I did pretty well. But the
01:09:31 --> 01:09:35 second time I did this spot for him, it was so
01:09:35 --> 01:09:37 bad that I like apologized to him. I was just
01:09:37 --> 01:09:40 like, come on, man, I'm so sorry. But like all
01:09:40 --> 01:09:43 he said was, How long have you been doing this?
01:09:43 --> 01:09:45 And I was like a few months and he was like,
01:09:45 --> 01:09:48 that's about right. He did how you should do
01:09:48 --> 01:09:50 after a few months. You're not going to be perfect.
01:09:50 --> 01:09:52 And like, that was just like really cool because
01:09:52 --> 01:09:54 he's been doing it for years and that's why he's
01:09:54 --> 01:09:56 so good at it. But it was just really cool to
01:09:56 --> 01:09:59 get completely bombed at his show. It's not even
01:09:59 --> 01:10:01 my show. He's just being nice and giving me spots.
01:10:02 --> 01:10:04 And I bombed horribly at his show. And I mean,
01:10:04 --> 01:10:07 I'm talking, I bombed so bad that I wanted to
01:10:07 --> 01:10:09 end it on stage that like the hosts, like they're,
01:10:09 --> 01:10:12 you know, they're the host and I. was like, okay,
01:10:12 --> 01:10:14 now we're going to bring up Drew Nickens. And
01:10:14 --> 01:10:15 then like the host gets up there and was like,
01:10:16 --> 01:10:18 okay, now we're going to bring up Drew Nickens.
01:10:18 --> 01:10:20 And it was like really awkward. Like I guess
01:10:20 --> 01:10:23 completely destroyed his show. And I was at a
01:10:23 --> 01:10:24 comedy festival too. That made it even worse.
01:10:24 --> 01:10:26 This was at a comedy festival. This wasn't even
01:10:26 --> 01:10:29 like a regular show at a comedy festival. But
01:10:29 --> 01:10:31 yeah, afterwards I was just like, Drew, I am
01:10:31 --> 01:10:34 so sorry. And he was just like, eh, that happens.
01:10:34 --> 01:10:36 This is how it goes. And you know, he was like,
01:10:36 --> 01:10:39 you're new. You'll, you'll, you'll learn. And
01:10:39 --> 01:10:41 wasn't fazed by it. That's great. It sounds like,
01:10:41 --> 01:10:44 you know, he is a wonderful guy. I love Drew.
01:10:44 --> 01:10:46 I know, he's so sweet. Yeah, I love him very
01:10:46 --> 01:10:50 much. And I think that a lot of people need to,
01:10:50 --> 01:10:53 like, you know, just understand that he's just
01:10:53 --> 01:10:55 a good all -around person. Like, he's one of
01:10:55 --> 01:10:57 those, like, rare people that's just, like, really
01:10:57 --> 01:11:01 sweet, very inviting. And he's just, he cares
01:11:01 --> 01:11:03 because he's been there and he's done it, you
01:11:03 --> 01:11:05 know. And he's a really good dude. I love that
01:11:05 --> 01:11:08 guy. You know, so for him, like, to, you know,
01:11:08 --> 01:11:11 your story behind him, I was like, that just
01:11:11 --> 01:11:14 completely doesn't surprise me whatsoever because
01:11:14 --> 01:11:17 he just, when he was on this show, he was just
01:11:17 --> 01:11:20 equally as awesome. You know, just even ask me
01:11:20 --> 01:11:24 questions. Yeah, I know. He's just a good guy.
01:11:24 --> 01:11:25 Like, I don't deserve these spots that he's giving
01:11:25 --> 01:11:28 me. I truly don't. If any, you know, I guess
01:11:28 --> 01:11:30 I'm bringing the show down. No, I wouldn't say
01:11:30 --> 01:11:32 I'm bringing the show down, but like I'm just,
01:11:32 --> 01:11:35 I'm not Drew. And it'll be, if I ever become
01:11:35 --> 01:11:37 Drew, it'll be, you know, 10 years from now,
01:11:37 --> 01:11:39 I got to put in the work, you know. to become
01:11:39 --> 01:11:42 what he's become, just like how he has. And I'm
01:11:42 --> 01:11:44 glad that he recognizes that. I'm glad he doesn't
01:11:44 --> 01:11:46 discard me and be like, God, her set sucked.
01:11:46 --> 01:11:49 I mean, he didn't even do that based, because
01:11:49 --> 01:11:50 he gave me that spot based off of the horrible
01:11:50 --> 01:11:53 30 seconds I did on Kill Tony, because he knew
01:11:53 --> 01:11:55 that it was my first time going up there. And
01:11:55 --> 01:11:58 so he knew it was my first time ever doing comedy.
01:11:58 --> 01:12:01 And so he kind of gave me a little bit of grace
01:12:01 --> 01:12:02 with that. He knew that I was doing Ulf and Mike's.
01:12:02 --> 01:12:04 He knew that I was like sincerely trying and
01:12:04 --> 01:12:07 was like, you know what? We're gonna give you
01:12:07 --> 01:12:08 a shot. We're gonna give you a booking, you know,
01:12:08 --> 01:12:11 and like that was just really cool Yeah, that
01:12:11 --> 01:12:13 is really awesome, you know And you know, that's
01:12:13 --> 01:12:15 all it seems like you have like a really good
01:12:15 --> 01:12:18 support system in stand -up, which is wonderful
01:12:18 --> 01:12:20 You know because a lot of people I know a lot
01:12:20 --> 01:12:22 of open micers to then they go out and they're
01:12:22 --> 01:12:25 just they're literally by themselves, you know
01:12:25 --> 01:12:27 And they just they get up there they do it they
01:12:27 --> 01:12:28 get up there and they do it and then you see
01:12:28 --> 01:12:31 them sort of burn themselves out Yeah, cuz they
01:12:31 --> 01:12:35 do it so much and with no support system, you
01:12:35 --> 01:12:38 know? Yeah, I'm so lucky. Like it's wild that
01:12:38 --> 01:12:41 like, like in my support system isn't even like
01:12:41 --> 01:12:44 the normal open micers. Like I've got Troy Bond,
01:12:44 --> 01:12:46 you know, on my side. And so it's like scary
01:12:46 --> 01:12:47 that like my support system, you know, I've got
01:12:47 --> 01:12:51 Drew on my side. There's a lot of other chill
01:12:51 --> 01:12:53 Tony comics that have really blown up that like.
01:12:53 --> 01:12:55 I'm really good friends with and you know other
01:12:55 --> 01:12:58 comics that and I don't want to name drop some
01:12:58 --> 01:12:59 of them because they like to kind of keep things
01:12:59 --> 01:13:01 private but like there's been some other like
01:13:01 --> 01:13:03 I mean we're talking A -list comics who have
01:13:03 --> 01:13:06 like reached out to me and just been so kind
01:13:06 --> 01:13:07 because they just saw me like getting destroyed
01:13:07 --> 01:13:09 in the comics and or comment section and stuff
01:13:09 --> 01:13:13 and we're so kind and I I'm nobody you know and
01:13:13 --> 01:13:16 so I've had I've really lucked out that I've
01:13:16 --> 01:13:18 had this support system and it's like top of
01:13:18 --> 01:13:21 the line like comics that It's almost embarrassing
01:13:21 --> 01:13:23 for me to have them as a support system because
01:13:23 --> 01:13:25 I'm just like, you have nothing to gain from
01:13:25 --> 01:13:31 me. I'm like, thank you. In the open micers that
01:13:31 --> 01:13:33 I do open mics with, they've been really, really
01:13:33 --> 01:13:36 kind and some of them, most of them are a lot
01:13:36 --> 01:13:40 better than me and I can't discard them, but
01:13:40 --> 01:13:44 they've really helped me out a lot and given
01:13:44 --> 01:13:47 me advice and been like, this is what you need
01:13:47 --> 01:13:50 to do. And they were actually the ones who told
01:13:50 --> 01:13:52 me like, hey, just go up there. His name's Jordan.
01:13:53 --> 01:13:55 Shout out Jordan. Granger danger. I've done a
01:13:55 --> 01:13:57 lot of shout outs here. But he was the one who
01:13:57 --> 01:14:00 told me like, hey, you're lucky that you have
01:14:00 --> 01:14:02 a personality that you can just go up there and
01:14:02 --> 01:14:05 just be bubbly. So even if you don't have the
01:14:05 --> 01:14:07 punchline, even if you don't have some sharp
01:14:07 --> 01:14:10 joke. just go up there and just be bubbly, be
01:14:10 --> 01:14:13 happy, be smiley or whatever. And people are
01:14:13 --> 01:14:15 going to be on your side. They're going to root
01:14:15 --> 01:14:18 for you because no one likes to see someone crumble.
01:14:18 --> 01:14:21 It's uncomfortable to see the, and you feel bad
01:14:21 --> 01:14:23 for them when the person's just like, oh, I'm
01:14:23 --> 01:14:26 sorry, I'm sorry. This is rough. Feel bad. And
01:14:26 --> 01:14:28 he was just like, the one thing that you can
01:14:28 --> 01:14:30 do is you don't crumble. You go up there and
01:14:30 --> 01:14:32 you're bubbly and you smile and you power through
01:14:32 --> 01:14:34 it. And that's part of the, I have zero social
01:14:34 --> 01:14:37 awareness. There you go. There's my superpower
01:14:37 --> 01:14:41 is I have no social awareness. That is a superpower
01:14:41 --> 01:14:43 in this, you know, because I find myself like
01:14:43 --> 01:14:46 overanalyzing everything that I do on stage almost
01:14:46 --> 01:14:48 to a point of creating anxiety. You know, and
01:14:48 --> 01:14:51 I guess that would be simply put as stage fright.
01:14:52 --> 01:14:55 But it's also like kind of like. Well, there's
01:14:55 --> 01:14:57 some kind of variable that I'm missing here.
01:14:58 --> 01:15:01 Maybe I'm not prepared. Maybe I'm not able to
01:15:01 --> 01:15:04 read the crowd yet. Obviously, I haven't found
01:15:04 --> 01:15:08 my voice. Is there any kind of comedy milestone
01:15:08 --> 01:15:10 that you feel like you're trying to reach next?
01:15:11 --> 01:15:15 Not really. I'm just kind of... It's really hard
01:15:15 --> 01:15:17 because I've gotten, again, I've gotten really,
01:15:17 --> 01:15:21 really lucky with these comics that are above...
01:15:21 --> 01:15:23 my pay grade, I guess you'd call it, I guess
01:15:23 --> 01:15:25 so far above me. And right now I'm really just
01:15:25 --> 01:15:28 trying to like work out the open mics and just
01:15:28 --> 01:15:31 get pops at open mics and figure out what my
01:15:31 --> 01:15:34 jokes are. Because it's, that was another thing
01:15:34 --> 01:15:36 that was a little bit of an issue that I had
01:15:36 --> 01:15:38 was I started getting these bookings and I was
01:15:38 --> 01:15:42 like, I don't even have bits yet. And so I was
01:15:42 --> 01:15:45 doing the open mic stuff at booked shows that
01:15:45 --> 01:15:48 I was getting paid to do and that That's not
01:15:48 --> 01:15:50 good. Like you need to go work out your kinks
01:15:50 --> 01:15:53 like at an open mic and then Go do your bookings
01:15:53 --> 01:15:56 and I kind of had it done in reverse. So right
01:15:56 --> 01:15:58 now I'm really just trying to work things out
01:15:58 --> 01:16:01 and like I went to Nashville and I was like doing
01:16:01 --> 01:16:04 open mics there and like they were doing roast
01:16:04 --> 01:16:06 the host or whatever and I didn't know the host
01:16:06 --> 01:16:09 and I was like fuck what do I do and Everybody
01:16:09 --> 01:16:11 was doing jokes about him being Jewish. So I
01:16:11 --> 01:16:13 went up there and I was just like Micah, I don't
01:16:13 --> 01:16:16 know you but everybody says you're Jewish. I'm
01:16:16 --> 01:16:19 confused because you're definitely not one of
01:16:19 --> 01:16:22 God's chosen people, my man. Iggy's got the biggest
01:16:22 --> 01:16:24 pop and the biggest roar, and that felt good.
01:16:24 --> 01:16:26 That was the first pop I ever got at an open
01:16:26 --> 01:16:30 mic. And so now I can use that bit somehow. I
01:16:30 --> 01:16:32 don't know how I can use it, but that was a good
01:16:32 --> 01:16:35 line. I was like, perfect. I don't know what
01:16:35 --> 01:16:37 I can do with it, but in the future, maybe I
01:16:37 --> 01:16:39 can work that into something. And so that's kind
01:16:39 --> 01:16:41 of where I'm at. I'm doing these open mics, seeing
01:16:41 --> 01:16:44 what pops. what doesn't so that I can go to a
01:16:44 --> 01:16:47 book show. I can do a show and like not treat
01:16:47 --> 01:16:48 it like an open mic because it shouldn't be that
01:16:48 --> 01:16:52 way. Yeah. Yeah. You're that's another thing
01:16:52 --> 01:16:54 that I had to learn like kind of the hard way
01:16:54 --> 01:16:59 because I had this instant gratification deal
01:16:59 --> 01:17:01 in my head where I just looked like, no, I just
01:17:01 --> 01:17:03 want to get up. I just want to start doing shows.
01:17:03 --> 01:17:06 You know, I just want to start doing shows. And
01:17:06 --> 01:17:10 and I would get up one. Stage and of the shows
01:17:10 --> 01:17:12 that I would be on I'd be the only comic who
01:17:12 --> 01:17:15 would bomb You know and that's tough feeling
01:17:15 --> 01:17:18 that's been me lately You know, yeah, it's a
01:17:18 --> 01:17:20 tough feeling but then you learn, you know, you're
01:17:20 --> 01:17:24 like, okay you learn to be like Respectful, you
01:17:24 --> 01:17:27 know of like of the booking, you know, you learn
01:17:27 --> 01:17:32 to be like prepared and ready and what that takes
01:17:32 --> 01:17:35 is the open mics, you know, you got it you got
01:17:35 --> 01:17:37 to go to the open mic and you got a You know,
01:17:37 --> 01:17:39 deal with the silence. Because before Kill Tony,
01:17:39 --> 01:17:42 I had never been on a stage. The only time I
01:17:42 --> 01:17:45 had ever been on a stage was when I did a pageant
01:17:45 --> 01:17:47 when I was in high school. I was a senior, and
01:17:47 --> 01:17:50 even though I wear the bows and stuff, I am not
01:17:50 --> 01:17:52 pageant prepared. I can barely walk. When you
01:17:52 --> 01:17:54 watch me walk, I'm awkward when I walk. I fall
01:17:54 --> 01:17:57 all the fucking time. I'm weird when I talk.
01:17:57 --> 01:18:00 I'm not graceful. When they asked me the question,
01:18:01 --> 01:18:03 I think they asked you, or they asked me something
01:18:03 --> 01:18:06 about... tell us something inspirational about
01:18:06 --> 01:18:08 yourself or whatever. And everyone's telling
01:18:08 --> 01:18:10 these things about themselves. And I get up there
01:18:10 --> 01:18:12 and I'm like, well, I'm kind of toxic and I'm
01:18:12 --> 01:18:14 a lot of drama, but people still like me. And
01:18:14 --> 01:18:17 that's not a pagging answer. And so like, kind
01:18:17 --> 01:18:19 of funny though. So it was like, you know, I
01:18:19 --> 01:18:22 kind of learned that, you know, I gotta work
01:18:22 --> 01:18:26 on my stage presence. I gotta figure out what
01:18:26 --> 01:18:29 I'm doing up there because I mean, I didn't even
01:18:29 --> 01:18:31 know how to hold a microphone before Kill Tony.
01:18:31 --> 01:18:34 So if you go back and watch my episode, Tony
01:18:34 --> 01:18:36 is literally coaching me how to hold a microphone.
01:18:36 --> 01:18:38 Thank God, because usually he's just like, you
01:18:38 --> 01:18:40 fucking idiot, like you can't hold a microphone,
01:18:40 --> 01:18:42 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like going
01:18:42 --> 01:18:44 off on them. But me, he was just like, bring
01:18:44 --> 01:18:46 the microphone up, bring the microphone up. He
01:18:46 --> 01:18:48 wasn't saying it, but like. he was subtly doing
01:18:48 --> 01:18:50 it because I didn't, I think he didn't want to
01:18:50 --> 01:18:51 embarrass me because he felt so bad for me because
01:18:51 --> 01:18:53 he knew, he knew that he was like, I don't know,
01:18:53 --> 01:18:55 what did we just get on the stage? Like this
01:18:55 --> 01:18:57 poor girl, like I can't even roast her because
01:18:57 --> 01:18:59 it's so sad. But yeah, the whole time he's sitting
01:18:59 --> 01:19:00 there coaching me and there's one really obvious
01:19:00 --> 01:19:03 one where you see him be like, it's okay. Like
01:19:03 --> 01:19:05 he literally says, it's okay. It goes like that
01:19:05 --> 01:19:07 because I apologize. I was like, I'm so sorry.
01:19:07 --> 01:19:10 Like in the thing and like, he was just like
01:19:10 --> 01:19:11 babying me while I was up there. Cause he was
01:19:11 --> 01:19:15 like this poor. little thing that got up here.
01:19:15 --> 01:19:17 He's good at that kind of stuff. He's good at
01:19:17 --> 01:19:22 reading the things within some people. People
01:19:22 --> 01:19:24 don't really give him credit for that at all
01:19:24 --> 01:19:28 about how well he is at doing that. You could
01:19:28 --> 01:19:31 see the reason why he treats some people differently
01:19:31 --> 01:19:34 and then other people. If he hates somebody,
01:19:35 --> 01:19:36 there's probably something up with that dude
01:19:36 --> 01:19:39 that you're not seeing or that person that you're
01:19:39 --> 01:19:44 not seeing. But for people, like, I guess who
01:19:44 --> 01:19:46 it is, like, it might be their first time or
01:19:46 --> 01:19:49 something like that, like, he can read you very
01:19:49 --> 01:19:51 well, and he's able to, like, you know, somewhat
01:19:51 --> 01:19:54 soften the blows a little bit, you know? But
01:19:54 --> 01:19:56 I've heard that about him. I heard that he's
01:19:56 --> 01:19:59 just, he's actually a really nice guy and that
01:19:59 --> 01:20:00 people don't, you know, like, that this is a
01:20:00 --> 01:20:03 character that he's doing and stuff. And I get
01:20:03 --> 01:20:05 it, you know, I totally respect it. Did you feel
01:20:05 --> 01:20:07 like, that you sort of, like, felt that, like,
01:20:07 --> 01:20:10 on stage, like, with the way that he, like, the
01:20:10 --> 01:20:12 welcoming presence that he gave you? Yeah, like
01:20:12 --> 01:20:15 he was so nice. And that's why my interview went
01:20:15 --> 01:20:16 well, I think, because you know, when you go
01:20:16 --> 01:20:19 out there, you don't talk to anyone beforehand.
01:20:19 --> 01:20:20 You just go out there and do your bits. And that's
01:20:20 --> 01:20:22 really nerve wracking. Like I completely blacked
01:20:22 --> 01:20:25 out. Like I literally don't remember my 30 seconds
01:20:25 --> 01:20:28 of that bit. But like, that's why my interview
01:20:28 --> 01:20:30 was so comfortable was because he was, I mean,
01:20:30 --> 01:20:32 he got his roast in there because you got to
01:20:32 --> 01:20:34 do that. You know, part of what you signed up
01:20:34 --> 01:20:37 for, but like he was just really nice about it.
01:20:37 --> 01:20:39 And I think it's because he picked up, he knew
01:20:39 --> 01:20:42 that it was my first time and He knew that like
01:20:42 --> 01:20:44 I didn't know what I was doing and like he knew
01:20:44 --> 01:20:46 that I was trying and he knew that I wasn't egotistical
01:20:46 --> 01:20:49 and he knew that, you know, I'm just fairly an
01:20:49 --> 01:20:52 innocent person. Whereas, you know, when people
01:20:52 --> 01:20:55 who kind of come off like an asshole or they
01:20:55 --> 01:20:57 come off like they were really overly confident,
01:20:57 --> 01:20:59 he knew I wasn't confident. Like I kind of appeared
01:20:59 --> 01:21:02 confident when I did it, but he knew that like,
01:21:02 --> 01:21:04 that you really didn't know. Inside, I didn't
01:21:04 --> 01:21:06 know what I was doing and I really wasn't confident.
01:21:06 --> 01:21:08 And that's why he was just like, you're great.
01:21:08 --> 01:21:10 Like he said that I think twice, because at one
01:21:10 --> 01:21:12 point I was just like, I'm not going to have
01:21:12 --> 01:21:14 a job when this is over or something. He was
01:21:14 --> 01:21:16 just like, no, you're great. And I think another
01:21:16 --> 01:21:17 time I was like, this is so bad. And he was like,
01:21:18 --> 01:21:20 no, no, you're so likable. And he was like really
01:21:20 --> 01:21:22 nice. And I don't even think when I said, I'm
01:21:22 --> 01:21:25 so bad at this or something, I don't even think
01:21:25 --> 01:21:26 I had a microphone up to my face then. And I
01:21:26 --> 01:21:28 don't think anybody heard it. And that's when
01:21:28 --> 01:21:31 he went, you're so likable. Because like he felt
01:21:32 --> 01:21:34 a type of way. You know, I don't think he wanted
01:21:34 --> 01:21:37 to see me go down. Don't kick someone while they're
01:21:37 --> 01:21:39 already down kind of thing. And then he gave
01:21:39 --> 01:21:41 me a big joke book and like, I was so happy.
01:21:42 --> 01:21:43 Like you watched me, I look like a dork then
01:21:43 --> 01:21:45 too, because I didn't think I was gonna catch
01:21:45 --> 01:21:46 the thing. And I was like, oh no, don't throw
01:21:46 --> 01:21:48 it. I think I even said that too. I was like,
01:21:48 --> 01:21:50 oh no, oh no. Don't even give it to me. Don't
01:21:50 --> 01:21:51 even give it to me. And I caught it. Because
01:21:51 --> 01:21:53 I was like, I'm going to drop this fucking thing.
01:21:53 --> 01:21:55 Because I didn't know how to put the mic back
01:21:55 --> 01:21:57 in the stand. I didn't even know how to get the
01:21:57 --> 01:21:59 mic out of the stand. You just put it on the
01:21:59 --> 01:22:02 ground and walk off. Just drop it. That's what
01:22:02 --> 01:22:03 I should have did. I should have held it and
01:22:03 --> 01:22:08 just dropped it. Caught the joke book and then
01:22:08 --> 01:22:11 just make it a disaster. Right. I've done that
01:22:11 --> 01:22:13 before with a mic though. Not dropped it on purpose
01:22:13 --> 01:22:16 but like. I couldn't get it out of the mic stand,
01:22:16 --> 01:22:20 and I'm yanking on the thing, and I threw that
01:22:20 --> 01:22:23 mic stand. I was embarrassed. I was like, oh,
01:22:24 --> 01:22:26 threw it into the speakers, and I went, and that's
01:22:26 --> 01:22:30 my time, everybody. That's all I did. I didn't
01:22:30 --> 01:22:33 mean to, I just threw the mic stand, but it was
01:22:33 --> 01:22:35 stuck in there, and I couldn't get it out, and
01:22:35 --> 01:22:38 they were like, oh my god. This microphone mishap.
01:22:39 --> 01:22:43 What is she doing here? Like stop. I think everybody
01:22:43 --> 01:22:46 has, everybody has something, you know, like
01:22:46 --> 01:22:48 with that, like it was just microphone etiquette.
01:22:48 --> 01:22:50 There's like a whole, there's a whole thing,
01:22:50 --> 01:22:52 you know, like where people, like, you know,
01:22:52 --> 01:22:54 just the way that people hold the mics. I've
01:22:54 --> 01:22:57 seen some comics like, you know, who don't even
01:22:57 --> 01:22:59 hold it up at all to their mouth whatsoever.
01:23:00 --> 01:23:02 And to me, it's just, the only reason why it
01:23:02 --> 01:23:03 bugs me is because I really can't hear you, dude.
01:23:04 --> 01:23:06 Like, I really can't fucking hear you. I'm so
01:23:06 --> 01:23:08 fucking loud that I can, I can hold the mic down
01:23:08 --> 01:23:11 here. I can not even have a mic and I can, I
01:23:11 --> 01:23:12 can scream and people are going to hear me. But
01:23:12 --> 01:23:14 I don't think Mike Etiquette is throwing the
01:23:14 --> 01:23:16 mic across the stage though. I think that was
01:23:16 --> 01:23:19 one I probably shouldn't have did totally on
01:23:19 --> 01:23:22 Ag. I was so embarrassed, but. It's all good.
01:23:22 --> 01:23:24 What do you do? Yeah. I mean, if you look at
01:23:24 --> 01:23:26 like, I usually walk up to the mics and when
01:23:26 --> 01:23:29 I walk up to them, I see like. I'll just look
01:23:29 --> 01:23:31 at like the bulb or whatever you call it and
01:23:31 --> 01:23:33 you'll see how bent up all of them are. Yeah,
01:23:33 --> 01:23:35 because people drop them or whatever during their
01:23:35 --> 01:23:38 bit. They like do, you know, something with it.
01:23:38 --> 01:23:40 One time I had a mic go out. This was actually
01:23:40 --> 01:23:43 my first ever book show and it was it was Drew's
01:23:43 --> 01:23:46 show. My mic went out like completely and I was
01:23:46 --> 01:23:49 mortified because I have my first book show.
01:23:49 --> 01:23:52 I definitely have never had a mic go out on me.
01:23:52 --> 01:23:54 I've just never been in that situation. And so
01:23:54 --> 01:23:57 my mic goes out. Thank God I do conspiracy theory
01:23:57 --> 01:23:59 bits and I was doing a Hunter Biden bit at the
01:23:59 --> 01:24:02 time because my mic went out and I went... Oh
01:24:02 --> 01:24:04 my God, they're here. The FBI is here. They're
01:24:04 --> 01:24:06 trying to shut me up. And my students were there
01:24:06 --> 01:24:08 like sitting in the crowd. And I was just like,
01:24:08 --> 01:24:10 I tell my students all the time, I'm not suicidal.
01:24:10 --> 01:24:13 And so if I'm found in a bathtub after this,
01:24:13 --> 01:24:15 and I just kept playing it up, like the FBI is
01:24:15 --> 01:24:18 here, the CIA, you know, Cash Patel, he's here
01:24:18 --> 01:24:20 shutting my mic off. You know, I told you guys
01:24:20 --> 01:24:22 this is true. And then they, you know, gave me
01:24:22 --> 01:24:24 my mic back and I was able to continue on. I
01:24:24 --> 01:24:27 didn't recover the best that I wish I would have,
01:24:27 --> 01:24:30 but. You know, you learn over time. You learn
01:24:30 --> 01:24:33 over time. That's it. Well, we're getting ready
01:24:33 --> 01:24:35 to wrap this up. I was just wondering if you
01:24:35 --> 01:24:37 wanted to put out anything. Of course, this is
01:24:37 --> 01:24:40 your camera, you know. If there's anything you
01:24:40 --> 01:24:43 want to say. So I do a lot of spots in Indiana.
01:24:43 --> 01:24:45 You'll see me all over Indiana. They just kind
01:24:45 --> 01:24:49 of pop up. And yeah, I guess when Drew is in
01:24:49 --> 01:24:52 the Midwest, I... always do a spot for him. So
01:24:52 --> 01:24:55 if you see him at a show, you might see me. I'm
01:24:55 --> 01:24:58 hoping to do, you know, spots for Troy if he's
01:24:58 --> 01:25:01 around. So that's it. I don't really have like
01:25:01 --> 01:25:03 any shows like planned or anything. I just pop
01:25:03 --> 01:25:05 up when people ask me. If you want to find me
01:25:05 --> 01:25:09 on Instagram, it's DrRabbitVilles. There's a
01:25:09 --> 01:25:13 dot in between. So Dr .RabbitVilles. Metta won't
01:25:13 --> 01:25:16 let me change that. I kind of want to take the
01:25:16 --> 01:25:17 Villes off of it, but they won't let me change
01:25:17 --> 01:25:20 it. So it's because I sued them, I think. You
01:25:20 --> 01:25:24 sued them? Yeah, I sued Metta and I won. You
01:25:24 --> 01:25:26 won? Yeah, I sued Metta and I won. I didn't know
01:25:26 --> 01:25:30 that. Yeah, so I, so someone hacked my Facebook
01:25:30 --> 01:25:33 account. So I don't use Facebook. Someone hacked
01:25:33 --> 01:25:35 my Facebook account and it was just like, you
01:25:35 --> 01:25:37 know, someone from fucking Bangladesh or, you
01:25:37 --> 01:25:39 know, whatever. And they were scamming people
01:25:39 --> 01:25:41 for money and they were posting these things
01:25:41 --> 01:25:44 and they were like, my uncle is going to a nursing
01:25:44 --> 01:25:47 home and he's, you know, my uncle actually died
01:25:47 --> 01:25:49 in these posts and then rose again. It was really
01:25:49 --> 01:25:52 amazing. Oh, you got me for a second. No, no,
01:25:52 --> 01:25:53 he didn't actually die. No, my uncle didn't actually
01:25:53 --> 01:25:57 die. No. But yeah, so some dude from like Bangladesh
01:25:57 --> 01:26:01 or, you know, whatever Nigeria fucking gets on
01:26:01 --> 01:26:03 there and they hack my account or whatever. And
01:26:03 --> 01:26:05 it was a sob story about how my uncle was moving
01:26:05 --> 01:26:07 into a nursing home and I was selling all my
01:26:07 --> 01:26:10 belongings to, you know, pay for the nursing
01:26:10 --> 01:26:12 home. Then it was, oh, my uncle died and now
01:26:12 --> 01:26:14 we need to pay for the funeral. Then it was,
01:26:14 --> 01:26:15 oh, he's going to the nursing home again because
01:26:15 --> 01:26:18 he died and he came back or whatever. And so
01:26:18 --> 01:26:20 like, it didn't make sense. But what was really
01:26:20 --> 01:26:23 bad about it was people started showing up at
01:26:23 --> 01:26:25 my house because they doxed me. So like they
01:26:25 --> 01:26:28 were, people were like, yeah, they doxed me.
01:26:28 --> 01:26:30 So people were like, oh, I want to buy this washer.
01:26:30 --> 01:26:32 Oh, I want to buy this car. And I mean, we're
01:26:32 --> 01:26:37 talking expensive items, like cars, like, yeah,
01:26:37 --> 01:26:40 like washer and dryers, couches and all this
01:26:40 --> 01:26:42 stuff, like nice stuff. And I think they just
01:26:42 --> 01:26:44 got the photos like, you know, online or whatever.
01:26:44 --> 01:26:46 So people were showing up at my house. And so
01:26:46 --> 01:26:49 I'm contacting Meta being like, hey, random strangers
01:26:49 --> 01:26:51 are showing up at my house wanting to buy a car.
01:26:51 --> 01:26:53 I don't have the car and they're getting pissed
01:26:53 --> 01:26:55 at me. This has become a safety issue. It's all
01:26:55 --> 01:26:58 AI. I'm not talking to real humans. And so I
01:26:58 --> 01:27:00 went, you know what? I'm going to take them to
01:27:00 --> 01:27:02 small claims court. This isn't even a small claim
01:27:02 --> 01:27:04 situation, but I'm going to take them to small
01:27:04 --> 01:27:06 claims court. That'll force a human being to
01:27:06 --> 01:27:09 show up to court so that I can finally talk to
01:27:09 --> 01:27:11 them. So I did. I put in a small claims. I just
01:27:11 --> 01:27:13 made up a number and said that they owed me this.
01:27:13 --> 01:27:15 And so they had to send a lawyer and I pled my
01:27:15 --> 01:27:19 case and just said. Wow. I can't have people
01:27:19 --> 01:27:21 showing up at my house anymore. It's becoming
01:27:21 --> 01:27:24 bad, it's becoming dangerous. Like, stop it.
01:27:25 --> 01:27:26 I don't know how to make it stop, but you need
01:27:26 --> 01:27:28 to stop it. And so the meta came back and was
01:27:28 --> 01:27:31 just like, okay, we got your account back. And
01:27:31 --> 01:27:34 they gave me a little bit of a settlement along
01:27:34 --> 01:27:36 with it for my troubles. Well, that's good. Yeah,
01:27:36 --> 01:27:38 but in return, I can't change my name though.
01:27:38 --> 01:27:40 They told me I can't ever change my name on.
01:27:41 --> 01:27:45 Instagram or Facebook. Oh, oh wow. Yeah. Come
01:27:45 --> 01:27:47 on now. Yeah, I was like, we'll give you a settlement
01:27:47 --> 01:27:49 agreement, but you gotta, you can't change your
01:27:49 --> 01:27:52 name. And they said it was because like if someone
01:27:52 --> 01:27:54 hacks it, they could change my name or whatever
01:27:54 --> 01:27:55 and they would get flagged. I don't know. They
01:27:55 --> 01:27:59 had some weird reason for it, but. Fuck it. I
01:27:59 --> 01:28:01 mean, if I had something like that, I'd be like.
01:28:01 --> 01:28:03 All right, dude, I'm not changing my fucking
01:28:03 --> 01:28:07 name, no problem. Right. So that's something
01:28:07 --> 01:28:09 I have, you know, my little claim to fame there
01:28:09 --> 01:28:12 is, yeah, I sued Zuckerberg and I won and I didn't
01:28:12 --> 01:28:16 even have a lawyer. I guess went in there and
01:28:16 --> 01:28:17 it's not even that cool though, but you know.
01:28:18 --> 01:28:20 I mean, it is kind of cool, like, you know, just
01:28:20 --> 01:28:22 because people are always talking about going
01:28:22 --> 01:28:24 up against like massive corporations somehow
01:28:24 --> 01:28:27 and never being able to like figure out how to
01:28:27 --> 01:28:31 win. And so that's kind of cool that you Figure
01:28:31 --> 01:28:33 that out. You know how stupid you feel though,
01:28:33 --> 01:28:36 going in front of a judge, being like, I really
01:28:36 --> 01:28:40 want my Facebook account back. I really want
01:28:40 --> 01:28:43 my Facebook account back. They keep saying my
01:28:43 --> 01:28:45 uncle is going to a nursing home and that my
01:28:45 --> 01:28:48 uncle died. I don't even like my uncle. So this
01:28:48 --> 01:28:51 isn't even like a possibility. I just want the
01:28:51 --> 01:28:53 Facebook account back. Look at the lawyer, make
01:28:53 --> 01:28:56 it happen, you know? And like, I got it back
01:28:56 --> 01:28:58 and then... Well, they cashed you, you know,
01:28:58 --> 01:29:02 it was nice. A dinosaur has never existed. Quilty,
01:29:02 --> 01:29:07 get him out of here. He's a crazy person. Hey,
01:29:07 --> 01:29:08 you won now. It doesn't matter how crazy you
01:29:08 --> 01:29:11 are, but hey, thank you so much for coming on,
01:29:11 --> 01:29:12 Casey. I really appreciate it having you. Take
01:29:12 --> 01:29:14 two, it was good. Take two, that is good. I just
01:29:14 --> 01:29:17 like awkwardly did that. No, it is kind of weird
01:29:17 --> 01:29:19 like trying to like work around these little...
01:29:21 --> 01:29:23 I'm an awkward person. Is this what I do? Yeah.
01:29:23 --> 01:29:26 It's both of us kind of awkward in ways, but
01:29:26 --> 01:29:27 all right guys, that's going to be it. Thank
01:29:27 --> 01:29:29 you for tuning in and adios. That's a wrap.